Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
He's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay
17th March 2015
Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for
poems or see our other
skunk Poems."
Poem Details | by
Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories:
funny,
A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.
Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
A Chipmunk
Alvin the chipmunk
Dressed like a rock punk
Got not
Tie dot
Sure smelled like a skunk
Written: Dec.6,2015
Theresa
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,
There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick : Once a Ticket-Puncher got dead drunk
Once a Ticket-Puncher got dead drunk
Punched everyone he called « Bloody Skunk ! »
Sentenced to punch in ring
Minus his wedding ring
Now his wife’s punched drunk by a starved Monk.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
drink, green,
There was a man named Paddy Maclean
Who resembled a fat runner bean.
With his mates he got drunk
Then brought up...and he stunk
Like a skunk who was dressed all in green.
----------------------------
Contest: Anything Green
Sponsor: Skat A
Placed 3rd
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
He bought his wife fake Chanel Number Five
It smelled like a skunk - no longer alive!
Just one whiff and he knew
Eau de ‘Pepe la Pew’
From clenched fists he would have to duck and dive!
20th May 2015
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
uplifting,
Limerick: Once an uppity Lady from Freeze
Once an uppity Lady in Freeze
Bought a thousand three-hundred shoe-trees.
She had only two feet
Under her buckling meat.
People ate skunk cabbage soles to grease.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
celebration, drink, humorous,
Old Paddy supped ten pints of ale
Now drunk as a skunk, he turned pale
He slewed to the right
Got into a fight
Now Paddy’s residing in jail!
03~14~17
Poem Details | by
Amy Frazey |
Categories:
animals, funny
There once was a skunk in my yard,
And although I'm no bard,
I'll tell you the story,
of how I won glory,
As soon as my door is unbarred.
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
There once was an elephant's trunk
That accidentally encountered a skunk
He sneezed 40 times
Til he rang his own chimes
Then cried cause he knew how he stunk
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
sports,
The wife was as drunk as a skunk
When she bumped into a young punk
Before he knew it
She simply blew it
Is that what they call a "Slam Dunk"?
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, funny, giggle, grandmother, humorous, silly,
My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
she knew what to do
without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous, senses,
How would you like to be a skunk?
And told day and night that you stunk?
I wouldn't object
Or change the subject
That awful smell is just something I thunk
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humor,
Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar.
Decided to drive home in her car
Oops, ran over a skunk.
Heavens it really stunk.
Out of her car, she studied stars.
7/1/2023
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
There once was a monk named Cur Plunk
Who frequently strayed from his bunk
He claimed he was drunk
And stunk like a skunk
'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
The baby skunk was so sad
Because his scent made people mad
So, he sat in a pond
A good fairy waved her wand
Suddenly he stopped smelling bad
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
A polecat and a skunk met one day.
And why are you here? They both did say.
Knowing not of zoos,
They worked out in two’s,
And became best friends in every way.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, confusion, fantasy, humor,
Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
But misunderstood
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
LeRoy had never been squeamish, fastidious or fussy,
He always dressed quite casually, his hair sometimes rather mussy.
But that all changed one day
On the 16th of May
When he was bitten by a neighbor’s rabid skunk named Gussy
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, emotions, funny, humorous, sad love, senses, silly,
there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
Penelope, his chérie
to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humor,
I once met a man who claimed he was sober
At a beer drinking party, late October
He was as drunk as a skunk
He fell down and yelled- Ca 'plunk!
Thought it best I called him an Ober