Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
funny, rude,
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
He wasn't blessed with a big'un
'Twas rather a shrimp
And usually limp,
Poor little thing, best kept hidden.
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
food, humorous,
Blimp's Diet
There’s a plump man they call The Blimp
Who recently started to limp
Though each day without fail
He’d eat a whole whale
So I proposed that he switch to shrimp
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
nostalgia, people, places, seasons,
Chilled Chaser
back then, younger summer evenings,
we ate crabs, oysters, shrimp fillings
chased and downed, my dear,
with Mexican beer,
shortcomings, but no misgivings !
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
animal, bird, nature,
The Flamingos Flamencoed
Written by Gail DeBole
January 20, 2020
A flock of Flamingos so pink
Had feathers that made people blink.
They group-danced with heads high
In a Flamenco style.
Ate shrimp, algae, and water to drink.
Author's Note: The type of food affects the color of the feathers.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
An Australian Pug
An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
food,
The Specialty Chef
The specialty chef he sure kindles knives.
He flips all the shrimp and shreds the chives.
The blaze from the heat
cuts all from their seats.
The customers split as he s-pares their lives.
1/3/2019
Joseph May’s Limerick Contest