Limerick Poems About Shih_Tzu | Shih_Tzu Limerick Poems
Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: dog, humor,

Hounded

A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue
Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu.
The clerk thought that a personal smear,
And barked insults into the client’s ear
Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo.


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: dog, humor,

Shih Tzu Jujitsu

There’s a cordial, mild tempered shih tzu
Who spends her spare time learning jujitsu
Attacked by a terrier
She kicked his big dereeair
And yelped: That black eye you have really fits you!

1/13/22



Written by Randy Freie
Categories: hilarious,

I Wouldn't Shih Tzu

I thought we had a love that was true,

But, because of her mutt, now we're thru!

Rat Dog barked, then bit me,

Girlfriend tried to hit me.

Yelled, "I'm not taking Shih Tzu from you!"