Limerick Poems About Sheep | Sheep Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

No Sleep

A tired young man with no sleep
Heard it would help to count sheep
Made his way up to ten
But got scared by a hen
And the big stick of Little Bo Peep

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous,

IS PERCY TRYING TO PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES

Percy pig was feeling quite shaken - He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon Turning white as a sheet He then started to bleat As a sheep could he be mistaken! Entered into 101 in a row contests ~14 sponsored by PD Linda:-) 17th June 2016



Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: riddle,

Ask the Sheep

We know knitters knit wool from skeins,
and when wet, us the wearer complains,
for our pullovers shrink,
and so this made me think,
why don't sheep ever shrink when it rains? 


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: fantasy,

Kids' Funny Farm

I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty.


Poem Details | by Brenden Taylor |
Categories: allegory, political

A True Leader's Thoughts

“One day, I’ll fin’lly align This horrible, putrid design; I’ll start at the crown, And work my way down,” Said the sheep at the end of the line.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Ole Pistol Pete



A fellow by the name of Ole Pistol Pete Once had this real special technique He just had to think His eyes he would blink Ladies would follow Pistol Pete like sheep © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, children, funny,

My baby dreams.

There once was a dream in my sleep
I was out in the fields with my sheep
I wanted to pee
Let it out with glee
I woke up with in a puddle in my keep.


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: hope, political

Between the Devil and The Deep Blue Sea

Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.



Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, dog, farm, funny, giggle, humor, pets,

Farm Dogs

Once a sheep dog named Percy
Licked a farmer quite slurply.
Then a wandering cow
With a mimicked bowwow,
Licked them both without mercy.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dream,

Counting Sheep



Got up at 3:00 AM, sure had enough sleep Coffee at 10:00, made me ready to dance and leap Thought I might as well rise Stead of giving it a try Got up to ten thousand, counting all those damn sheep!


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, life

We The Sheep...revised

You found a way to dismiss us, didn't you
Thought "we the people" really had no clue
The laws that congress passes
Apply only to the masses
May November find you feeling blue


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, political

Baa-lair and His Lost Sheep

There once was a leader called Blair To the Iraqi war he declared Like little lost sheep None of his party did weep Not one was found dead lying there


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, political

Sheep Shepherds (We ain't much smarter)

You fixin' to get CLIPPED (clueless beast!)
Or dismembered for a mutton feast
Make a break from your breeders
Don't follow lyin' leaders!
Or you gonna' get FLEECED (at the least!)

***For Carolyn's Contest


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: allegory

"A Shepherd's Metaphor"

In economy led of beastly mind,

Upon a political serpentine.

All strives of wickedness kicks,

Against the fleece of Love’s Pricks(goads).

As true sheep trod, before their God’s, INClINE(will).

For Contest: Follower or Leader
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire 
Placed #3


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Drunken Outback Dog

My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.


Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: allegory, life, political

BAAA BAAA

           I've given up my right to keep

           Active in Political Speak

           So I don't vote election day

            I just follow along the way

            Now, I lay me down as Sheep


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

How High



Humans are like sheep, bound to comply One says, “jump,” others say, “how high?” Some are born leaders Some are born breeders Prefer the latter coz I'm a stud, I can't lie © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, sleep,

Counting Missing Sheep

That night once again tossing and turning,
having very badly a sleepy yearning,
like little Bo Peep,
missing some sheep,
sheep hiding thinking its time for a shearing.


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny, political

Big Oh

Little Bo Peep, taxed out of her sheep

How many does Big Oh need to keep?

Leading them about

With rhetorical shout

Over pomp and circumstance knee deep

Jun 26  2010  For Carolyn's "Follower" contest


Poem Details | by Israel Cohen |
Categories: deep, good night, humorous, language, sleep, word play,

Count Sheep

The Latin words sopor quies
Sound just like Hebrew spor keves !
    So to help you sleep deep,
    We now tell you "count sheep !"
That pun's for a polyglot, yes?


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Makes My Day Perfect Iambic Horn Limerick

Makes My Day 
(Perfect Iambic Horn Limerick)

I have heard what will make my day;
When God lets me have my own way;
Count many sheep;
Then go to sleep;
While in heaven with Him will stay.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Murder of a Sheep Herder

Murder of a Sheep Herder

On a tall cross that had a girder
They caused what was to be murder
Of Son of God our sheep herder.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Oh for some Zzzz

I slept in our bed sound asleep
Under the covers i felt a hand creep
    It was my American dove
    Who had given me a shove
For my snoring had left her counting sheep





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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Count All My Sheep

Count All My Sheep

Each time before I will go to sleep;
Start out by counting all my sheep;
Will spare my care;
Hope they are their;
One was missing and sadly did weep.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humor, passion, sleep,

Count Those Sheep

Young Theodore loved nothing more than sleep
Never once had he ever counted sheep
  But when he hit puberty
  He got excited, you see
Fell for a stripper named 'Little-Bo-Peep'