A cuddly Harp Seal, when just a bub,
Swam further south and slipped into a pub,
The barman gave a wink,
Have this whisky to drink?...
“No way known, it’s Canadian Club!”
The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey
I'm like a SEAL team commando
After several cups of espresso
I like to dive bomb
With great aplomb
A gyrfalcon? I think so
To poach me is illegal
My name evokes the regal
I reach astonishing speed
When I'm ready to feed
You can call me a golden eagle
Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied
So he cut their heads off to seal the door.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
She speeded away
With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"
The Iran pact's signed with a seal
But t-rump can't stand Shia zeal
So them he'll eschew
And force a new breakthrough
Since only he knows how to deal
He sold his soul to the devil
Got fifty bucks and paid his bill
But alas in a hurry
He forgot the expiry
Of Satan's vow to seal the deal
zoologist richard gale
met an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich got a narwhal.
Send on mission to recover and kill,
He prepared his mind not to fail and feel,
Drawing his sword,he freezes;
She`s his love,~makes him sneezes;
Cannot kill but knocked off to take the seal.
His fifty sleazy shades he conceals
Until his layout plans seal the deals
I wish I knew
His greyish hue,
I'd run, but too late - I'm over heels
February 24, 2023
Trump Looks Like Seal
Trump claps hands together looking like a seal,
And after doing thinks that he had much appeal;
Just how dumb he has become this does reveal.
A baby seal jumped in her arms so she couldn't speak
Thinking fast, I quickly kissed her on her cheek
I hoped that doing this
Not sealed with a kiss
But, "Kissed with a seal" ,might be the phrase of the week!
Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal
All the trauma and wrongdoing have to reveal;
Then rules and regulations will begin to repeal;
Entire society did heal when we seal the deal.
Go Ahead and Hate
This truly is becoming a trait;
People like Trump cannot wait,
Seal his doom;
Ignore God and want to hate.
Seals seal their nostrils, can stay underwater for half an hour
OUR body would float to the surface and looking like cauliflower
Like kinda dead
One breath every hour could leave us with a taste quite sour