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Refusal

A cuddly Harp Seal, when just a bub,
Swam further south and slipped into a pub,
The barman gave a wink,
Have this whisky to drink?...
“No way known, it’s Canadian Club!”

From Wedding To Marriage

The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey

Two Preying Birds

I'm like a SEAL team commando
After several cups of espresso
I like to dive bomb
With great aplomb
A gyrfalcon? I think so

To poach me is illegal
My name evokes the regal
I reach astonishing speed
When I'm ready to feed
You can call me a golden eagle

Limerick: Once a Randy Rajah From Ratnapoor

Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor

Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied
So he cut their heads off to seal the door.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Seal It Please

A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
      She speeded away
      With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"

Life With T-Rump Xxvii

The Iran pact's signed with a seal
But t-rump can't stand Shia zeal
So them he'll eschew
And force a new breakthrough
Since only he knows how to deal

He Sold His Soul To the Devil

He sold his soul to the devil
Got fifty bucks and paid his bill
But alas in a hurry
He forgot the expiry
Of Satan's vow to seal the deal

Unlikely Duo

zoologist richard gale

met an old thief reading braille

demanding he steal

an elephant seal

instead rich got a narwhal.

Hue

His fifty sleazy shades he conceals 
Until his layout plans seal the deals
I wish I knew 
His greyish hue, 
I'd run, but too late - I'm over heels

February 24, 2023

Send on mission to recover and kill,
He prepared his mind not to fail and feel,
Drawing his sword,he freezes;
She`s his love,~makes him sneezes;
Cannot kill but knocked off to take the seal.

Trump Looks Like Seal

Trump claps hands together looking like a seal,
And after doing thinks that he had much appeal;
Heard name;
Brain lame;
Just how dumb he has become this does reveal.

Jim Horn

A baby seal jumped in her arms so she couldn't speak
Thinking fast, I quickly kissed her on her cheek
I hoped that doing this
Not sealed with a kiss
But, "Kissed with a seal" ,might be the phrase of the week!

Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal

All the trauma and wrongdoing have to reveal;
Then rules and regulations will begin to repeal;
After re-arrange
Ideas change;
Entire society did heal when we seal the deal.

Jim Horn

Go Ahead and Hate

This truly is  becoming a trait;
People like Trump cannot wait,
Fat consume;
Seal his doom;
Ignore God  and want to hate.

Jim Horn

Seals seal their nostrils, can stay underwater for half an hour
OUR body would float to the surface and looking like cauliflower
Like kinda dead
Eyes widespread
One breath every hour could leave us with a taste quite sour