Limerick Poems About Seal | Seal Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Refusal

A cuddly Harp Seal, when just a bub,
Swam further south and slipped into a pub,
The barman gave a wink,
Have this whisky to drink?...
“No way known, it’s Canadian Club!”

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Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: journey, life, love, marriage,

From Wedding to Marriage

The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey



Poem Details | by Trey Hamner |
Categories: animal, bird, hyperbole, imagery, metaphor, strength, symbolism,

Two Preying Birds

I'm like a SEAL team commando
After several cups of espresso
I like to dive bomb
With great aplomb
A gyrfalcon? I think so

To poach me is illegal
My name evokes the regal
I reach astonishing speed
When I'm ready to feed
You can call me a golden eagle


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor

Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor

Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied
So he cut their heads off to seal the door.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: funny

Seal It Please

A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
      She speeded away
      With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: bullying,

life with t-rump XXVII

The Iran pact's signed with a seal
But t-rump can't stand Shia zeal
So them he'll eschew
And force a new breakthrough
Since only he knows how to deal


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

He sold his soul to the devil

He sold his soul to the devil
Got fifty bucks and paid his bill
But alas in a hurry
He forgot the expiry
Of Satan's vow to seal the deal


Poem Details | by olusegun Arowolo |
Categories: art, love,

Mission of the Ninja

Send on mission to recover and kill,
He prepared his mind not to fail and feel,
Drawing his sword,he freezes;
She`s his love,~makes him sneezes;
Cannot kill but knocked off to take the seal.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,

An Unlikely Duo

Zoologist Richard Gale
Met an old thief reading braille.
Demanding he steal
An elephant seal,
Instead Rich got a narwhal.


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous, word play,

Not Sealed With A Kiss

A baby seal jumped in her arms so she couldn't speak
Thinking fast, I quickly kissed her on her cheek
I hoped that doing this
Not sealed with a kiss
But, "Kissed with a seal" ,might be the phrase of the week!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal

Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal

All the trauma and wrongdoing have to reveal;
Then rules and regulations will begin to repeal;
After re-arrange
Ideas change;
Entire society did heal when we seal the deal.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Go Ahead and Hate

Go Ahead and Hate

This truly is  becoming a trait;
People like Trump cannot wait,
Fat consume;
Seal his doom;
Ignore God  and want to hate.

Jim Horn




Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fish,

Seals Seal Their Nostrils



Seals seal their nostrils, can stay underwater for half an hour OUR body would float to the surface and looking like cauliflower Like kinda dead Eyes widespread One breath every hour could leave us with a taste quite sour


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Looks Like Seal

Trump Looks Like Seal

Trump claps hands together looking like a seal,
And after doing thinks that he had much appeal;
Heard name;
Brain lame;
Just how dumb he has become this does reveal.

Jim Horn