Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Refusal
A cuddly Harp Seal, when just a bub,
Swam further south and slipped into a pub,
The barman gave a wink,
Have this whisky to drink?...
“No way known, it’s Canadian Club!”
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
journey, life, love, marriage,
From Wedding To Marriage
The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey
Written by
Trey Hamner
Categories:
animal, bird, hyperbole, imagery, metaphor, strength, symbolism,
Two Preying Birds
I'm like a SEAL team commando
After several cups of espresso
I like to dive bomb
With great aplomb
A gyrfalcon? I think so
To poach me is illegal
My name evokes the regal
I reach astonishing speed
When I'm ready to feed
You can call me a golden eagle
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Randy Rajah From Ratnapoor
Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied
So he cut their heads off to seal the door.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny
Seal It Please
A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
She speeded away
With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
bullying,
Life With T-Rump Xxvii
The Iran pact's signed with a seal
But t-rump can't stand Shia zeal
So them he'll eschew
And force a new breakthrough
Since only he knows how to deal
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
unlikely duo
zoologist richard gale
meets an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich gets a narwhal.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
He Sold His Soul To the Devil
He sold his soul to the devil
Got fifty bucks and paid his bill
But alas in a hurry
He forgot the expiry
Of Satan's vow to seal the deal
Written by
Margarita Lillico
Categories:
humorous,
Hue
His fifty sleazy shades he conceals
Until his layout plans seal the deals
I wish I knew
His greyish hue,
I'd run, but too late - I'm over heels
February 24, 2023
Written by
Olusegun Arowolo
Categories:
art, love,
Mission of the Ninja
Send on mission to recover and kill,
He prepared his mind not to fail and feel,
Drawing his sword,he freezes;
She`s his love,~makes him sneezes;
Cannot kill but knocked off to take the seal.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Looks Like Seal
Trump Looks Like Seal
Trump claps hands together looking like a seal,
And after doing thinks that he had much appeal;
Heard name;
Brain lame;
Just how dumb he has become this does reveal.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal
Trauma and Wrongdoing Reveal
All the trauma and wrongdoing have to reveal;
Then rules and regulations will begin to repeal;
After re-arrange
Ideas change;
Entire society did heal when we seal the deal.
Jim Horn
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
Not Sealed With a Kiss
A baby seal jumped in her arms so she couldn't speak
Thinking fast, I quickly kissed her on her cheek
I hoped that doing this
Not sealed with a kiss
But, "Kissed with a seal" ,might be the phrase of the week!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Go Ahead and Hate
Go Ahead and Hate
This truly is becoming a trait;
People like Trump cannot wait,
Fat consume;
Seal his doom;
Ignore God and want to hate.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
Seals Seal Their Nostrils
Seals seal their nostrils, can stay underwater for half an hour
OUR body would float to the surface and looking like cauliflower
Like kinda dead
Eyes widespread
One breath every hour could leave us with a taste quite sour