Limerick Poems About Salmon | Salmon Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

Polar Bear Inspired By Contest

The polar bear so they say
Is renowned for being gay
After salmon and stuff
Wants to huff and puff
For gawds sake don't get in the way


Penned 10 November 2017

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: appreciation, nature,

Salmon and Big Storm

Salmon and Big Storm

Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

Can Jumpers

Here's a problem I need help to resolve
How do they get salmon in the can to crawl
On a sandwich divine
To feed us mankind
Champions of the Sea, they should really be called

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Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: bird, funny,

Wildlife 27

Wildlife 27

A newly hatched female osprey
Had a feeling she just might be gay,
Then her mother said "George!"
As she tried to disgorge,
A salmon she'd caught yesterday.

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Salmon So Good

Salmon So Good

My salmon so good it did taste;
Ate all and none went to waste;
With no bone,
And all alone;
Done quickly with  much haste.

Wife basted salmon in Yashoda sauce.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Can Jumpers

Here's a problem I need help to resolve
How do they get salmon in the can to crawl
On a sandwich divine
To feed us mankind
Champions of the Sea, they should be called

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Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: feelings, food, fun,

Suckerpunch

Oh please be kind friendly chef,
not a menu  I have ever met; 
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
There’s absolutely nothing left;

Tasty avocado crunch, 
seeking a vegetarian lunch;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
Not part of my diet, sucker punch.

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