Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
Polar Bear Inspired By Contest
The polar bear so they say
Is renowned for being gay
After salmon and stuff
Wants to huff and puff
For gawds sake don't get in the way
Penned 10 November 2017
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
appreciation, nature,
Salmon and Big Storm
Salmon and Big Storm
Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.
Jim Horn
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
bird, funny,
Wildlife 27
Wildlife 27
A newly hatched female osprey
Had a feeling she just might be gay,
Then her mother said "George!"
As she tried to disgorge,
A salmon she'd caught yesterday.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
allusion,
Can Jumpers
Here's a problem I need help to resolve
How do they get salmon in the can to crawl
On a sandwich divine
To feed us mankind
Champions of the Sea, they should really be called
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Salmon So Good
Salmon So Good
My salmon so good it did taste;
Ate all and none went to waste;
With no bone,
And all alone;
Done quickly with much haste.
Wife basted salmon in Yashoda sauce.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Can Jumpers
Here's a problem I need help to resolve
How do they get salmon in the can to crawl
On a sandwich divine
To feed us mankind
Champions of the Sea, they should be called
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
feelings, food, fun,
Suckerpunch
Oh please be kind friendly chef,
not a menu I have ever met;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
There’s absolutely nothing left;
Tasty avocado crunch,
seeking a vegetarian lunch;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
Not part of my diet, sucker punch.