Limerick Poems About Sailing | Sailing Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: boat, humorous, ocean,

The Lark In The Dark

Sammy went out on a lark
sailing his boat in the dark
and while he got drunk
his little boat sunk
so his hangover went to the shark

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Poem Details | by Andrew Holt |
Categories: cheer up, fun, nonsense,

Octopus Limerick

A sailor one day, while out sailing
Thought he heard someone screaming and wailing
The source of the shout 
As he later found out
Was an octopus tied to the railing



Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Adrift

There was a CEO with but one failing
He drank himself sloppy when sailing.
He had three shots at dawn
And drank the whole day long.
Cleaning his yacht took hours of bailing.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dream,

Pretend You're On A Dinghy



The old philosopher is at your service To help you get through life's big circus It ain't all that tricky Pretend you're on a dinghy Sailing the south seas with happiness plus © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

BYE, BYE, VI

An eccentric young lady named Vi
Got it into her head she could fly.
So, in spite of her shrink,
With a nod and a wink,
She went sailing away through the sky.



Poem Details | by John Weber |
Categories: funny, people

Black Fifty, Most Nifty

We raise our glasses while waving the black flag
to friends sailing through the mid-century drag.
When embracing Kathy and Ginny
we will concede to know the skinny
since passions rise steady while body parts sag.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dream, fish, moon, travel,

Charlie, the Tuna

There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
   Bought a huge water balloon
   But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angst,

An Ocean Liner



Sure annoying while reclining in my recliner Bell rings, someone wants to sell me a trip on an ocean liner Had just fallen asleep Dreamt of sailing the ocean deep When he refused to leave I gave him a big shiner


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

So Smoothly Surely Started Sailing

So Smoothly Surely Started Sailing

So smoothly we seemed to start out sailing;
From storm, took on water and were failing;
Wild are waves;
To were slaves;
Then out from our boat we had to be bailing.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy,

NOT SO SMOOTH SAILING FOR S STALLONE

There was a man named SStallone;
Who used to fly his drone;
But during a break, 
 he made a mistake;
What a terrible day to crash and not fly or flown;

11/22/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

SAILING


There once was a man with no dread.
He sailed an infant over head.
     All glee with “coo” mouth.
     A spew — it went South.
A wash - on the tongue it did spread.

3/6/2020


Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: allegory, allusion, fantasy, imagination, metaphor, nonsense,

DIFFICULT SITUATIONS TO SEE HAPPEN



It's not simple to find a train at sea
or eye planes climbing on the trees
 never got to sight ox fly
fish swimming in river dry
 boats travelling rails sailing free


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Start Sailing Slower and More

Start Sailing Slower Surely Soon

Should start sailing slower surely soon;
Mind melded making magnificent moon;
Chanted charade;
Constant cavalcade;
Then think that tremendous turned the tune.

You can turn into all sorts of things
that will include a tremendous tune.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Kickapoo Juice


That first sip of kickapoo juice to start the morn The old ship starts a-sailing, taking off from home port Even still tied to the quay No stopping me, it's out to sea Dragging the pier with me, our minds we transport


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Smooth Sailing

A little yacht it was painted blue
Slowly sailed by and came in view
Of people sitting by a lake
Eating sandwiches and fancy cake
What a leisurely thing to do


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: blessing,

To Live My Life Over



If I had my life to live over, some might envy Wouldn't make many changes, in fact if any Had a glorious time A great journey was mine Floating above the clouds or sailing love's ferry


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Santa Sailing Out To Sea

Santa Sailing Out To Sea

While Santa is sailing out to sea,
On a cruise, my wife is mad at me;
Does have desire,
Wants to inspire;
Not home, but sea would rather be.

Jim Horn