Poem Details | by
Kp Nunez |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015
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Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Poem Details | by
Cynthia Jones |
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,
Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall
after running into a brick wall
she was hit over the head
with a big loaf of bread
while trying to play basketball
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.23/2004
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny,
Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
health, money,
Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
Poem Details | by
Sherif Goda |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, nature,
The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare
Poem Details | by
Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
animal, cat,
There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty
You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
She rounded up a cat posse
And they scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, humor, husband, love, wife,
The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
my dog used to listen to bach
while running around on the dock
till a gal pug he spied
with a collar tie dyed
so now he just listens to rock.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
life,
A Good Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012
The day is going to be good.
This thought is well understood.
No need for worry
Nor running from things furry
That monster is made out of wood.
Poem Details | by
Sneha Rv |
Categories:
humor, humorous, money,
"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
Poem Details | by
Robert Johnson |
Categories:
caregiving,
A gentleman came calling for Betty.
The house Madam said wait on the settee.
Betty came running down.
Tried to change the man's frown.
But she had been so busy already.
This is for the Bawdy limy contest, though not very bawdy.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
Youngin Greg found an egg
Struck it with his mummy's peg,
Only taking one baby stroke
Out came the gooey yolk
Running down his leg.
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny, political
Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, sleep,
Just a thin wall dividing my headboard from the john,
every night it played me a continuos running water song,
so got up and closed the valve,
my problem now temporarily solved,
posting a note on the lid, "don't resuscitate until dawn!"
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
Seated in the middle of a long row
theatre fan Joe urgently had to go.
But the play was running late
and his bladder couldn't wait.
So Joe went with the flow of the show.
Poem Details | by
Daniel Cwiak |
Categories:
faith, love, religioncare, care,
Our lives are one of constant care,
As we are always running from here to there,
Yet the care we show is no care at all,
Except for ourselves since Adam's fall,
And still He came, His death and life for us to share.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
winter,
Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat
Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat
Sweat running down
As us kids ran around
Sure loved the heat for the love of pete
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Anna Hopper |
Categories:
funny, graduate, high school, hilarious,
One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
nonsense,
Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose?
She laid a golden egg
In my red duffel bag
While I was running for the loo bowels loose
(Nonsense/Limerick)
Poem Details | by
Andrew Battaglino |
Categories:
divorce, funny, strength,
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
health,
Again our old nemesis is hanging around
That old bug's running rampant in our town
Attacking young and old
In numbers untold
The attire for many is a pretty flowered nightgown
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
André Berger |
Categories:
animals
A Little rabbit from the North
Run and run Stop says Miss Devilworth
Poor little rabbit
Bad ladies have an habit
Eating rabbit running without a short