Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The Adventures of Jim the Trim-At the Beach
On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Don'T Disturb the Hive
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,
Cross-Eyed Woman -Limerick-
Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall
after running into a brick wall
she was hit over the head
with a big loaf of bread
while trying to play basketball
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.23/2004
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Santa With Running Nose
Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
today,
Loll Around
Looking forward to a comfy Sunday at home
No frantic running around to the stores like a clone
A nothingness day
Around gonna lay
Read only the comics, world news makes me moan!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
health, money,
Do we have enough sheets
Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
Written by
Sherif Goda
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, nature,
Natural Beauty
The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare
Written by
Jaycee Cervenka
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
Egg Hunt
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
animal, cat,
Hello Kitty
There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty
You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
She rounded up a cat posse
And they scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
halloween
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
hound dog
my dog used to listen to bach
while running around on the dock
till a gal pug he spied
with a collar tie dyed
so now he just listens to rock.
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
car, humor, husband, love, wife,
The Awwwsome Driving Lesson
The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
life,
A Good Day
A Good Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012
The day is going to be good.
This thought is well understood.
No need for worry
Nor running from things furry
That monster is made out of wood.
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
humor, humorous, money,
Running Costs
"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
caregiving,
Ready Betty
A gentleman came calling for Betty.
The house Madam said wait on the settee.
Betty came running down.
Tried to change the man's frown.
But she had been so busy already.
This is for the Bawdy limy contest, though not very bawdy.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Messy Baby
Youngin Greg found an egg
Struck it with his mummy's peg,
Only taking one baby stroke
Out came the gooey yolk
Running down his leg.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, political
Running Taxes
Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, sleep,
My Noisy Toilet
Just a thin wall dividing my headboard from the john,
every night it played me a continuos running water song,
so got up and closed the valve,
my problem now temporarily solved,
posting a note on the lid, "don't resuscitate until dawn!"
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Bladder Matter
Seated in the middle of a long row
theatre fan Joe urgently had to go.
But the play was running late
and his bladder couldn't wait.
So Joe went with the flow of the show.
Written by
Daniel Cwiak
Categories:
faith, love, religioncare, care,
Caring
Our lives are one of constant care,
As we are always running from here to there,
Yet the care we show is no care at all,
Except for ourselves since Adam's fall,
And still He came, His death and life for us to share.
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
divorce, funny, strength,
Man Named Morse
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
winter,
For the Love of Pete
Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat
Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat
Sweat running down
As us kids ran around
Sure loved the heat for the love of pete
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
funny, graduate, high school, hilarious,
Comedy Movie Contest Super Bad
One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
nonsense,
Mooselick
Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose?
She laid a golden egg
In my red duffel bag
While I was running for the loo bowels loose
(Nonsense/Limerick)
Written by
André Berger
Categories:
animals
Little Rabbit
A Little rabbit from the North
Run and run Stop says Miss Devilworth
Poor little rabbit
Bad ladies have an habit
Eating rabbit running without a short