Limerick Poems About Running | Running Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by KP Nunez |
Categories: funny, humorous,

THE ADVENTURES OF JIM THE TRIM-AT THE BEACH

On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay





KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015

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Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,

Don't Disturb The Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!


Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,

Cross-Eyed Woman -Limerick-

Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall after running into a brick wall she was hit over the head with a big loaf of bread while trying to play basketball Copyright Cynthia Jones Sept.23/2004


Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny,

Santa With Running Nose

Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."



Poem Details | by sherif goda |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, nature,

Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: animal, cat,

Hello Kitty

There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog  chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty

You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
 She rounded up a cat posse
And they  scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'




Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, silly,

Hound Dog

My dog use to listen to Bach
While running around on the dock.
Till a gal pug he spied
With a collar tie-dyed,
So now he just listens to rock.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: car, humor, husband, love, wife,

The Awwwsome Driving Lesson

The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear


Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: life,

A Good Day

A Good Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012


The day is going to be good.
This thought is well understood.
No need for worry
Nor running from things furry
That monster is made out of wood.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,

Halloween

Tiny goblins running 'round
Some in mother's dressing gown.
Witches cackle with delight
Was there ever such a night,
In this hallowed little town.


Poem Details | by Sneha RV |
Categories: humor, humorous, money,

Running Costs

"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"


Poem Details | by Leslie Albright |
Categories: caregiving,

Ready Betty

A gentleman came calling for Betty.
The house Madam said wait on the settee.
Betty came running down.
Tried to change the man's frown.
But she had been so busy already.

This is for the Bawdy limy contest, though not very bawdy


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, political

Running Taxes

Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Messy Baby

Youngin Greg found an egg
Struck it with his mummy's peg,
Only taking one baby stroke
Out came the gooey yolk
Running down his leg.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Bladder Matter

Seated in the middle of a long row
theatre fan Joe urgently had to go.
But the play was running late
and his bladder couldn't wait.
So Joe went with the flow of the show.


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, sleep,

My Noisy Toilet

Just a thin wall dividing my headboard from the john,
every night it played me a continuos running water song,
so got up and closed the valve,
my problem now temporarily solved,
posting a note on the lid, "don't resuscitate until dawn!"


Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: faith, love, religioncare, care,

CARING




    Our lives are one of constant care,


    As we are always running from here to there,


    Yet the care we show is no care at all,


    Except for ourselves since Adam's fall,


    And still He came, His death and life for us to share.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

For The Love Of Pete



Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat Sweat running down As us kids ran around Sure loved the heat for the love of pete © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: nonsense,

mooselick

Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose 
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose? 
She laid a golden egg 
In my red duffel bag 
While I was running for the loo bowels loose 





(Nonsense/Limerick)


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

A Flowered Nightgown



Again our old nemesis is hanging around That old bug's running rampant in our town Attacking young and old In numbers untold The attire for many is a pretty flowered nightgown © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by kelechi Emeaba |
Categories: confusion

The Jollity Of Facade

How we could save the 
drowning man, Is story you'd 
stooge half a naked man, So 
man'd freed from running nut, 
Long after was candidly a nerd, 
Betimes right aught haps serves 
man.


Poem Details | by André Berger |
Categories: animals

Little rabbit

A Little rabbit from the North
Run and run Stop says Miss Devilworth
Poor little rabbit
Bad ladies have an habit
Eating rabbit running without a short


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: writing,

Pretty Well Routine



Oh Oh seems I'm running out of steam Don't know where I'm heading, don't know where I've been Not worried though I'll recover I know Been down this path before, it's all pretty well routine


Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: funny, graduate, high school, hilarious,

Comedy movie contest super bad

One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running