Limerick Poems About Robin | Robin Limerick Poems
Written by Geoffrey Brewer
Categories: humor,

Robin Hood

Robin Hood and merry men took great delights
In protection of the peasants and their rights
But what really gave them pleasure 
And which emphasised their measure
Was cavorting through the forest wearing tights


31 January 2019


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
-   ‘long came a truck
-   both of them struck
Now it’s just:  “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014



Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,

Batman and Robin

(Limerick)


Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014


Written by Joshua Lacey
Categories: funny,

Bombs Away

Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!


Written by Mike Dailey
Categories: romance,

Little Robin Redbreast

There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’



Written by Kathy Littrell
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,

Friendship Ended

A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended


Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

The Joker 1

(Limerick) Batman and Robin sped to their car But the Joker outran them by far Joker got in it But he didn't fit Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!" Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 09.16.2014


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous, wife,

Limerick: Once a Roundsman Signed a Round Robin

Limerick : Once a Roundsman signed a round robin

Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
To keep his men from a certain inn
Men called to tell his wife :
At inn he danced to fife
So the wife played high fife with the men*.

•	Pronounced as in England : « min ».

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Written by Andrew Crisci
Categories: abuse, america, change, evil, growth, humanity, judgement, pain, people, poverty, society, truth,

The Need For Robin Hood

Society has lost those who dare;
no wealth to declare,
no voice for the meek!
Let Robin Hood speak, they'll get weak;
they will give the poor man his share!


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: humorous, song,

Songstress Buelah Wood

There once was a songstress named Buelah Wood

   Who aimed to make it big in Hollywood.

      I once suffered through her show;

         She twanged like Robin Hood's bow!

            Used to wish I could sing - now wished she could!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humorous,

No Luck With Huck

I once had to hire a fine lawyer 
After, Huck spilled paint in my foyer 
Known the laywer to be good...
Like the folklore; Robin Hood 
Maybe, I should have hired Tom Sawyer  


Limerick II Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Joseph May 
1/9/2019


Written by John Freeman
Categories: funny

"wait For Trickles To Spore"

Take from the rich and give to the poor
Our country expects Robin Hood’s implore
  From the top, trickle it down
  Thanks from all of us, the clown
Now we must all wait for trickles to spore

For Contest: Economic Woes Limericks
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed #2


Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

Sparrow On Fire

There once was a Sparrow name Fred
Who wished to be a Robin instead?
His dull feathers of brown
Were, making him frown
He pined for a breast of bright red.


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Gamble Gold

Gamble Gold of the gay green woods
                               Peddling the pack of Robin Hoods
                                          He met little John
                                         At the end of dawn
                            Both played the market of Sher-Hoods


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: money, rights, satire,

Two Rights May Make a Wrong

Robin Hood felt that he was doing good
Redistributing income as he could --
  But the man in green tights
  Violated the rights --
Of the rich to throw away all that food 


      January 31, 2019
  Entry in "Limerick 3" contest
      Sponsor: Joseph May


Written by Kathy Littrell
Categories: funny, people, social,

Robin Hood

Robin Hood once took a chance
   On teaching his merry men to dance
          He taught them to cha cha
          The young maidens went gaga
    To see the dashing thieves in tight pants


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: funny,

His Pip Had a Squeak

Received a major degree in silliosity last week Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek Robin Poop, the main character Turned out a disaster Married a young maiden though his pip had a squeak


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

His Pip Was a Squeak

Received a major degree in silliosity last week Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek Robin Poop, the main character Turned out a disaster Married a young maiden though his pip was a squeak


Written by Krish Radhakrishna
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 2nd grade,

X Mas Is For Love

little Robin perched on snow covered fence,
out in open without any defence,
Kestrel saw an easy meal,
considered moral appeal,
In Xmas show love- no room for offence!


10.10.7.7.10 syllables


Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: sad,

Framed For Fame

FRAMED FOR FAME

There once was a boy — His father was “Blue.”
Classmates hated him, down the stairs he flew.
Billy Moon with his girlie hair.
He really missed his teddy bear.
Christopher Robin — no soul ever knew.

1/15/2018


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Bees and Birds With Red Breasts

Birds and bees always try to tease;
Known to knock many new knees;
Saw her bra,
And la di da;
Robin red breast was in tall trees.

Best breast and around
with never had messed
even though obsessed.

Jim Horn


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 7

Wildlife 7
An excitable speckly young thrush,
Flew down from a tree in a rush,
He felt sure that he'd heard
A like minded bird,
But he just made a poor robin blush!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: future,

Sing Like a Robin

Downhill I tumble straight to the bottom Like a big-time loser, part of the downtrodden Probably just a phase Perhaps too many rays It's said that'll do it so just sing like a robin


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: fun, humor, humorous,

Gotham's Dynamic Duo


There once was a Batman so grim,
Whose sidekick, young Robin, was slim.
They'd fight all night long,
Against villains so strong,
Then Robin would say, "Holy Jiminy Crim!"

©bfa031625


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: film, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Arrows and Anthems of Sherwood


Robin Hood, with his bow and his grin,
Would take from the rich, where to begin?
He'd shoot with a twang,
Then sing with a bang,
"Now the Sheriff's quite terribly thin!"

©bfa032125