Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor,
Robin Hood and merry men took great delights
In protection of the peasants and their rights
But what really gave them pleasure
And which emphasised their measure
Was cavorting through the forest wearing tights
31 January 2019
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Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
- ‘long came a truck
- both of them struck
Now it’s just: “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Poem Details | by
mike dailey |
Categories:
romance,
There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny,
Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!
Poem Details | by
Kathy Littrell |
Categories:
animals, funny, pets, cat,
A young robin my cat once befriended
Till one day the relationship ended
I came home to find
That my cat changed her mind
For from her mouth a feather extended
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous, wife,
Limerick : Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
To keep his men from a certain inn
Men called to tell his wife :
At inn he danced to fife
So the wife played high fife with the men*.
• Pronounced as in England : « min ».
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
abuse, america, change, evil, growth, humanity, judgement, pain, people, poverty, society, truth,
Society has lost those who dare;
no wealth to declare,
no voice for the meek!
Let Robin Hood speak, they'll get weak;
they will give the poor man his share!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, song,
There once was a songstress named Buelah Wood
Who aimed to make it big in Hollywood.
I once suffered through her show;
She twanged like Robin Hood's bow!
Used to wish I could sing - now wished she could!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
I once had to hire a fine lawyer
After, Huck spilled paint in my foyer
Known the laywer to be good...
Like the folklore; Robin Hood
Maybe, I should have hired Tom Sawyer
Limerick II Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
1/9/2019
Poem Details | by
john freeman |
Categories:
funny
Take from the rich and give to the poor
Our country expects Robin Hood’s implore
From the top, trickle it down
Thanks from all of us, the clown
Now we must all wait for trickles to spore
For Contest: Economic Woes Limericks
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed #2
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
money, rights, satire,
Robin Hood felt that he was doing good
Redistributing income as he could --
But the man in green tights
Violated the rights --
Of the rich to throw away all that food
January 31, 2019
Entry in "Limerick 3" contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Poem Details | by
Kathy Littrell |
Categories:
funny, people, social,
Robin Hood once took a chance
On teaching his merry men to dance
He taught them to cha cha
The young maidens went gaga
To see the dashing thieves in tight pants
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Received a major degree in silliosity last week
Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek
Robin Poop, the main character
Turned out a disaster
Married a young maiden though his pip had a squeak
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
sad,
FRAMED FOR FAME
There once was a boy — His father was “Blue.”
Classmates hated him, down the stairs he flew.
Billy Moon with his girlie hair.
He really missed his teddy bear.
Christopher Robin — no soul ever knew.
1/15/2018
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Received a major degree in silliosity last week
Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek
Robin Poop, the main character
Turned out a disaster
Married a young maiden though his pip was a squeak
Poem Details | by
Krish Radhakrishna |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 2nd grade,
little Robin perched on snow covered fence,
out in open without any defence,
Kestrel saw an easy meal,
considered moral appeal,
In Xmas show love- no room for offence!
10.10.7.7.10 syllables
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Birds and bees always try to tease;
Known to knock many new knees;
Saw her bra,
And la di da;
Robin red breast was in tall trees.
Best breast and around
with never had messed
even though obsessed.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
future,
Downhill I tumble straight to the bottom
Like a big-time loser, part of the downtrodden
Probably just a phase
Perhaps too many rays
It's said that'll do it so just sing like a robin
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
There once was a Sparrow name Fred
Who wished to be a Robin instead?
His dull feathers of brown
Were, making him frown
He pined for a breast of bright red.
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 7
An excitable speckly young thrush,
Flew down from a tree in a rush,
He felt sure that he'd heard
A like minded bird,
But he just made a poor robin blush!