Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor,
Robin Hood
Robin Hood and merry men took great delights
In protection of the peasants and their rights
But what really gave them pleasure
And which emphasised their measure
Was cavorting through the forest wearing tights
31 January 2019
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
- ‘long came a truck
- both of them struck
Now it’s just: “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,
Batman and Robin
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny,
Bombs Away
Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
romance,
Little Robin Redbreast
There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’
Written by
Kathy Littrell
Categories:
animals, funny, pets, cat,
Friendship Ended
A young robin my cat once befriended
Till one day the relationship ended
I came home to find
That my cat changed her mind
For from her mouth a feather extended
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Joker 1
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous, wife,
Limerick: Once a Roundsman Signed a Round Robin
Limerick : Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
To keep his men from a certain inn
Men called to tell his wife :
At inn he danced to fife
So the wife played high fife with the men*.
• Pronounced as in England : « min ».
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
abuse, america, change, evil, growth, humanity, judgement, pain, people, poverty, society, truth,
The Need For Robin Hood
Society has lost those who dare;
no wealth to declare,
no voice for the meek!
Let Robin Hood speak, they'll get weak;
they will give the poor man his share!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, song,
Songstress Buelah Wood
There once was a songstress named Buelah Wood
Who aimed to make it big in Hollywood.
I once suffered through her show;
She twanged like Robin Hood's bow!
Used to wish I could sing - now wished she could!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
No Luck With Huck
I once had to hire a fine lawyer
After, Huck spilled paint in my foyer
Known the laywer to be good...
Like the folklore; Robin Hood
Maybe, I should have hired Tom Sawyer
Limerick II Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
1/9/2019
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny
"wait For Trickles To Spore"
Take from the rich and give to the poor
Our country expects Robin Hood’s implore
From the top, trickle it down
Thanks from all of us, the clown
Now we must all wait for trickles to spore
For Contest: Economic Woes Limericks
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed #2
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Sparrow On Fire
There once was a Sparrow name Fred
Who wished to be a Robin instead?
His dull feathers of brown
Were, making him frown
He pined for a breast of bright red.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Gamble Gold
Gamble Gold of the gay green woods
Peddling the pack of Robin Hoods
He met little John
At the end of dawn
Both played the market of Sher-Hoods
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
money, rights, satire,
Two Rights May Make a Wrong
Robin Hood felt that he was doing good
Redistributing income as he could --
But the man in green tights
Violated the rights --
Of the rich to throw away all that food
January 31, 2019
Entry in "Limerick 3" contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Kathy Littrell
Categories:
funny, people, social,
Robin Hood
Robin Hood once took a chance
On teaching his merry men to dance
He taught them to cha cha
The young maidens went gaga
To see the dashing thieves in tight pants
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
His Pip Had a Squeak
Received a major degree in silliosity last week
Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek
Robin Poop, the main character
Turned out a disaster
Married a young maiden though his pip had a squeak
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
His Pip Was a Squeak
Received a major degree in silliosity last week
Well deserved, reside in fantasyland just up the creek
Robin Poop, the main character
Turned out a disaster
Married a young maiden though his pip was a squeak
Written by
Krish Radhakrishna
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 2nd grade,
X Mas Is For Love
little Robin perched on snow covered fence,
out in open without any defence,
Kestrel saw an easy meal,
considered moral appeal,
In Xmas show love- no room for offence!
10.10.7.7.10 syllables
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
sad,
Framed For Fame
FRAMED FOR FAME
There once was a boy — His father was “Blue.”
Classmates hated him, down the stairs he flew.
Billy Moon with his girlie hair.
He really missed his teddy bear.
Christopher Robin — no soul ever knew.
1/15/2018
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Bees and Birds With Red Breasts
Birds and bees always try to tease;
Known to knock many new knees;
Saw her bra,
And la di da;
Robin red breast was in tall trees.
Best breast and around
with never had messed
even though obsessed.
Jim Horn
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 7
Wildlife 7
An excitable speckly young thrush,
Flew down from a tree in a rush,
He felt sure that he'd heard
A like minded bird,
But he just made a poor robin blush!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
future,
Sing Like a Robin
Downhill I tumble straight to the bottom
Like a big-time loser, part of the downtrodden
Probably just a phase
Perhaps too many rays
It's said that'll do it so just sing like a robin
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous,
Gotham's Dynamic Duo
There once was a Batman so grim,
Whose sidekick, young Robin, was slim.
They'd fight all night long,
Against villains so strong,
Then Robin would say, "Holy Jiminy Crim!"
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Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Arrows and Anthems of Sherwood
Robin Hood, with his bow and his grin,
Would take from the rich, where to begin?
He'd shoot with a twang,
Then sing with a bang,
"Now the Sheriff's quite terribly thin!"
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