Limerick Poems About Riding | Riding Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words, work,

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams

5/5/2014

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Riding Bareback



Once knew a gal named Juliette Who always wanted to perform a duet On the back of a horse Riding bareback of course Delivering mail for the pony express © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Wandering Turk

A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky , 
He somehow ended up in Kabul.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

The Country Of Texas



Hear tell the state of Texas is freaking big Almost the size of Canada, holy frig Why not form your own country Have your own funny money With The Wulfman riding herd from the brig © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Moon Picture

Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

This Epic Battle



Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle And riding bareback without any saddle Not winning ball teams But inevitably it seems Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: nursery rhyme,

Canis Lupus the Dufus

Canis Lupus the Dufus

He did battle with three little hams
was embroiled in the Riding Hood scams
now slower of gait
he simply must wait
for a visit from Mary’s sweet lambs



John GLawless
3/30/2015

Not submitted to the contest
for obvious reasons.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

For Pete's Sake



Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered When mom got flustered, she always muttered This time honoured phrase From back in the day Riding buggies for two that were covered © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Three Leaf Clover

I was riding a round in my truck
When I ran over an Irish duck
While holding a clover
He knew it was over
He simply ran out of luck


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, africa, america, angst, anxiety, political, poverty,

A Government in Need

Policies, riding in pyromania
flaw after flaw, becoming a hernia
the head is intractable
which is not acceptable
rubs poor Bulgaria to please Romania.


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Wishy Washy

To vascilate is never any fun
Either go with the other or the one
Riding the fence not the bull
Soon gives all a belly full
of Quickdraw McGraw with an empty gun

For wisdom catagory

Jul 29 2010 For John's Limerick contest


Poem Details | by Joseph Soper |
Categories: funny,

Two sides to every story

Little Jimmy riding bike, somehow
Was run over by passing snow plow
He lost his left arm
Left leg bought the farm
And after a day, he’s all RIGHT now


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

DUST BUSTER

Super rodeo star, Buster Tyding,
Has, reportedly, gone into hiding.
Seems he fractured his pride,
Landing on his backside,
When thrown by the goat he was riding


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: journey, spoken word, star, success,

Reaching that level

One step to another, high is the rank
in a constant supply full is the tank
riding success’ bike
blessing on a hike
scent of my perfume spreads in every bank.


Poem Details | by John Gondolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

A Reindeer Limerick

There once was a reindeer named Dancer who pulled by his partner named Prancer when the pulling was done it was time to have fun while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Ole Kentucky Home



Kentucky conjures up wide open spaces Horses and cowboys and a land so spacious Cowgirls riding rough Roping cattle in the buff The cattle, not the cowgirls, who are much more vivacious


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama

Jim Horn

Me LLama is Spanish of course.


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Bike Rider

My dog chased people riding a bike,
and that is something people don’t like,
it got so bad,
it drove me mad,
so I swapped his bike for a trike.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: freedom,

A Golden Purse



Cheer up my friends, it could be worse You could be riding in the back of a hearse So buck up Charlie Just aim to parley Your fortune in life to a bright golden purse


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: future,

Ching-A-Ling



An eternal optimist I am, one day closer to spring Hey, it ain't a lie, always look on the bright side of things Could be a lot worse Could be riding in a hearse Little things count like the sound in your pocket of ching-a-ling


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: horse, humorous,

She rode with him to Shebuktoo

She rode with him to Shebuktoo


she rode up and down the hilly concourse
riding shot gun like on his big white horse
when he shot his gun high in the air
a huge blast of shouts shook the pair
in frenzy she bucked, too, arriving with a force

connie pachecho

2/24/17


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: animal, fate, giggle, health, horse, moving on, sports,

Riding Stable

The horse I rode in on was, "Nellie"
Renown for the size of her belly
Although hot to trot
She farted a lot
And shook like a bowl full of jelly!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angst, anxiety, conflict, fun, humor, humorous, travel,

Bye Bye Bye Corona

A virus named Joe and his dad
Were riding on back of a lad
When they split into two
And fell into his shoe,
Farewell son a charcoal footpad.


Poem Details | by FARRAH VERONICA SINHA |
Categories: fun,

'My contst pom'

                         May was riding on a duck
                         For thirty two odd days
                         What that girl was thinking of
                         Is difficult to say
                         But that pond got rid of muck!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Knight



The more things change, the more they stay the same..NOT TRUE When's the last time you encountered a knight riding through Or a Model T Ford With some flappers aboard See what I mean, each day's never been duplicated in life's zoo