Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
riddle,
Ask the Sheep
We know knitters knit wool from skeins,
and when wet, us the wearer complains,
for our pullovers shrink,
and so this made me think,
why don't sheep ever shrink when it rains?
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle
Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle
Peter Dolittle did play a fiddle
Couldn't tell too many fun riddles
Didn't miss a beat
Was not so as neat
Oh, oh, now he's doing a diddle.
Written: July 162015
Theresa
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
confusion, funny, riddle, word play,
Cougar Fan
The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Sam, the Treesung
Once there was a dog called Sam, the treesung
he sung a great song as anthem,my song
Casikusur, a riddle
Zicasukur, a riddle
bloody how could sam sung my song?
Written by
Ray Cardillo
Categories:
funny, humorous, poems, riddle, silly, word play, write,
Haiku Limerick
There is too much Haiku in my head.
Too much Five-Seven-Five being read.
For a real good time,
We all like a rhyme,
So I wrote this limerick instead.
Written by
Shane Solomon
Categories:
funny
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That the Amazing Riddles of Fraidy Bat
The " Fraidy" bat flew high away
The "Fraidy"bat said he hated night more than day
I asked him why things were so,
He told me of the time he was molested by a moth named "Bo"
My ears were so violated by what I heard, I didn't know what to say
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
It's Back I Decry
Help! Help! I'm running dry
I'm the same old jester, can't figure out why
Lost my giggle
It's a mysterious riddle
No wait, it's back, YAHOO I decry
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
riddle,
T'Nod Emalb Em, S'Ti Nhoj, S'Nhoj Tluaf
Yako sklof, s'ereh eht poocs, nhoJ nhoJ si yllatot elbisnopser
S'ereht a tnarraw tuo rof sih tserra rof siht yllis klat etiuq elbavlosnu
Eh skniht s'eh os revelc
Rof siht ykcirt ruovaedne
Tub er'ew otno sih esnesnon htiw siht ognil etiuq lacicraf
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
riddle,
Scammers
Bill visits psychics to predict future fame
for his fortunes and even a lottery claim.
But each psychic masks
this question Bill asks …
“how come you must ask me what’s my name?”
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Confusion
Now Paddy is as perplexed as can be,
by a riddle concerning his family,
for he just can’t see why
he has; said with a sigh,
two brothers but his sister has three.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
riddle,
Hell's Bells
“Hell's Bells” what in hell does that mean
An expression I've heard since I was a teen
Do they have bells down there
When you get seated in a chair
Preparing you for a barbecue, what a hellish scene
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
fun, history, mystery, nonsense, riddle, silly, word play,
Marie Celeste
Marie Celeste
There once was a Man of Mystery,
Who survived an event in History.
Escaped the Marie Celeste,
In a Canoe, heading West.
As for the rest, it’s still a mystery.
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor, write, writing,
A Riddle a Wordsmith
You try to teach but don’t listen,
talking all over me again;
Threw up that riddle
from a high pedestal;
Tossed it to a wordsmith, I win.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
riddle,
Romeo Potential
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I'll forever revel
Usually my poems are comedy driven
My soft tender side is quite hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I still have Romeo potential
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
class, riddle,
A Class Act
A virtual classroom riddle:
Which of you just did a piddle?
The puddle is yellow
The teacher not mellow
Who's soaking wet in the middle?
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
child,
A Riddle Be From Me
An ambulance screeches to the hospital entrance,
In a mortuary van lies’ the father, such a senseless
Accident - child bleeding is rushed into theatre
The surgeon arrives’ goes up the elevator,
Sees patient, this is my son, operating would be reckless!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Read Many More Horn Limerick
Read Many More Horn Limerick
What will life be worth living for?
There is a beginning of each shore
Even if a long or a short riddle
Every one of them must have a middle
My poems don't deplore and read many more.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Congress Should Cross Aisle
Congress Should Cross Aisle
Congress Should Cross Aisle and work from middle;
So they can be able to solve each confusing riddle,
Musically declined,
And loss of mind,
While around Trump always will continue to fiddle.
Jim Horn
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
extended metaphor, riddle,
What Is What
Compressed carbon is called Diamond
Cut land in water is called Island
Beaten copper is Wire
Love bitten man- Lover
Compressed, cut n’ beaten man is Husband
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humorous,
Centre Ground
She went for the bowl in the middle
Which sorted today’s lunchtime riddle
Then she rested her head
In a medium bed
Till three hungry bears made her tiddle
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Diddle D
Trump supporters are quite a riddle
They're for, or against, but no middle
If that gets your goat
Then you should take note
Trump plays every string on a fiddle!
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
math, riddle,
Math Riddle
What kind of jaded, jackass jerk'll
ask smugly with a smile and smirkle,
diagonals to think upon,
and an inscribed polygon,
while gazing on a split-up circle.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
destiny,
Masks
Back when I was a wee kiddle
And in my dreams I would piddle
The Lone Ranger
Saved us from danger
Wear a mask like LR it's not a riddle