Limerick Poems About Rhinoceros | Rhinoceros Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Yellow Rhinoceros---For Josie

Yellow Rhinoceros

I once saw a yellow rhinoceros
And everyone said, "That's preposterous!"
But soon they all went
Because of the scent
He'd farted and it smelled like phospherous!

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: animal,

Tutu For the Rhino Please

Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.