Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops
Santa’s kindly added some extra stops
His sleigh filled with travelers
Scared of TSA handlers
Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops
*For Francine’s Christmas contest
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
There once was a company that brewed coffee
With lovely flavors like raspberry and toffee
One year they made clear
To remove all reindeer
Christians cry "Where's Holly Hobby?!?"
I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks"
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear"
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks
Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Christmas time is really quite near
Just saw a sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
With a jolly old gent
As he made his ascent
It's that magical time that we all hold so dear
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown
His antics have made Santa frown
For no one supposes
That folks with brown noses
Are trouble and let others down
There once was a reindeer named Dancer
who pulled by his partner named Prancer
when the pulling was done
it was time to have fun
while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
Too much eggnog punch,
and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!
Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
December 16, 2018
There was once a Santa Claus, a Viking
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling
His ride went helter-skelter
Two broke their love-locked antler
Why he donned these as horns he’d no inkling.
December 15, 2018.
Syllable count : 10,10,7,7,10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
Now Rudolph is known for big red nose
Dasher and crew for highs not for lows
These gifts both need fuel
And it’s gas, by rule
All to poor Santa’s angst when it blows!!!
December 16, 2018
Rudolph Found Home
Rudolph's reindeer was less merry
Till his horns haul of wild cherry
Gone were the pits
Red nose got a hit
Deer chased the bases in a hurry
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot
10 December 2018
Funny reindeer limerick contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchen
When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!
For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest
Ouch ouch ouch bellers old Claus
Toes now crushed by reindeer paws
He dropped his pringle
Poor old Kris Kringle
Rowdy Rudolph was the cause.
December 6, 2020
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Alexis Y.
Old Rudolph sired a reindeer last June
In hopes Santa would retire him soon
But the young one's red nose winks
Like a brothel's red light blinks
So they tied him outside the saloon
For contest Funny Reindeer Limerick for Tania Kitchin
All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!
In Scotland the reindeer arrived at a canter
And Rudolph gave Santa some humorous banter
His outfit was red
But sat on his head
A bright ginger wig and an old Tam O’ Shanter
25 November 2022
Contest: A Funny Christmas Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.
Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.
Vixen was promoted;
Rudy was demoted,
Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!
Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)
Rudolf the red nose reindeer got caught
When he was pulling the sleigh aloft
North Korea's missile fired
Santa felt faint and expired
All the toys bravely the missile fought
And they won!!
Safety for boys and girls number one..
Last year Santa took a long time to come
The reindeer waited ages, and then some
Rudolf got so snappy
Mrs Claus was happy
As his sack somehow didn't look so plump
A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock
A South Pole elf with an iPhone
Asked Santa for a new Spy-drone
But reindeer won't fly
With drones in the sky
So Santa sent him a dog-bone