Limerick Poems About Reindeer | Reindeer Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Santas Home

Santa came home with a reindeer And Mrs Claus said with a sneer ‘Did you have to bring That horny old thing?’ Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021 For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, holiday

Sleigh Passengers

Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops

Santa’s kindly added some extra stops

     His sleigh filled with travelers

     Scared of TSA handlers

Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops

*For Francine’s Christmas contest

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Flying Reindeer

A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.

Poem Details | by Renee Kelly |
Categories: christmas, drink, fun, holiday, religion, religious, silly,

Starbucks Song

There once was a company that brewed coffee
With lovely flavors like raspberry and toffee
     One year they made clear
     To remove all reindeer
Christians cry "Where's Holly Hobby?!?"

Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humorous,

What the Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out of the Woods

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks 
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" 
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear" 
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks 

Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: christmas,

A Jolly Old Gent

Christmas time is really quite near Just saw a sleigh and eight tiny reindeer With a jolly old gent As he made his ascent It's that magical time that we all hold so dear © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer

Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown His antics have made Santa frown For no one supposes That folks with brown noses Are trouble and let others down 12-06-17

Poem Details | by John Gondolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

A Reindeer Limerick

There once was a reindeer named Dancer who pulled by his partner named Prancer when the pulling was done it was time to have fun while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018

Poem Details | by Mike Youds |
Categories: funny,

Scan Der Navy An

“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”

Poem Details | by Lu Loo |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

'i Swear Not All the Kids Are Naughty' Said Rudolph

Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
      Too much eggnog punch,
      and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!

Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin 
December 16, 2018

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Viking's Horn

There was once a Santa Claus, a Viking
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling
His ride went helter-skelter
Two broke their love-locked antler
Why he donned these as horns he’d no inkling.

December 15, 2018.
Syllable count : 10,10,7,7,10
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Poem Details | by Cindi Rockwell |
Categories: animal, christmas, funny,

Reindeer Games

Now Rudolph is known for big red nose
Dasher and crew for highs not for lows
These gifts both need fuel
And it’s gas, by rule
All to poor Santa’s angst when it blows!!!

December 16, 2018

Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: funny,

Rudolph Found Home

Rudolph Found Home

Rudolph's reindeer was less merry 
Till his horns haul of wild cherry
Gone were the pits
Red nose got a hit
Deer chased the bases in a hurry

connie pachecho


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

Gassy Santa Near Atlanta

Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Squark - For Reindeer Limerick Contest

The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot

10 December 2018

Funny reindeer limerick contest

Sponsor Tania Kitchen

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous, wind,

Rude Rudolph

When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea he pulled the sled flatulently Deer farts make Santa heave and it was Christmas Eve - poor Santa was very angry! For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest 12/9/18

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: christmas,

Rowdy Rudolph

Ouch ouch ouch bellers old Claus
Toes now crushed by reindeer paws
He dropped his pringle
Poor old Kris Kringle
Rowdy Rudolph was the cause.

December 6, 2020
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Alexis Y.

Poem Details | by Larry Bradfield |
Categories: humorous,

Rudolph's Retirement

Old Rudolph sired a reindeer last June
In hopes Santa would retire him soon
But the young one's red nose winks
Like a brothel's red light blinks
So they tied him outside the saloon

For  contest Funny Reindeer Limerick for Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: cute, dog, holiday, pets,

All I Want For Christmas

All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas,

Hoots Mon

In Scotland the reindeer arrived at a canter And Rudolph gave Santa some humorous banter His outfit was red But sat on his head A bright ginger wig and an old Tam O’ Shanter
25 November 2022 Contest: A Funny Christmas Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Newsflash - Rudolph Demoted

Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.

   Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.

      Vixen was promoted;

         Rudy was demoted,

            Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: horror,


Rudolf the red nose reindeer got caught
When he was pulling the sleigh aloft
North Korea's missile fired
Santa felt faint and expired
All the toys bravely the missile fought  

After thoughts:

And they won!! 
Safety for boys and girls number one..

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allusion, christmas, perspective,

Better Late Than

Last year Santa took a long time to come
The reindeer waited ages, and then some 
Rudolf got so snappy 
Mrs Claus was happy 
As his sack somehow didn't look so plump

David Kavanagh

Poem Details | by John Scott |
Categories: silly,

Funny Reindeer

A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christmas,

Digital Shopping

A South Pole elf with an iPhone
Asked Santa for a new Spy-drone
But reindeer won't fly
With drones in the sky
So Santa sent him a dog-bone