Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
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Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, holiday
Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops
Santa’s kindly added some extra stops
His sleigh filled with travelers
Scared of TSA handlers
Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops
*For Francine’s Christmas contest
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Poem Details | by
Renee Kelly |
Categories:
christmas, drink, fun, holiday, religion, religious, silly,
There once was a company that brewed coffee
With lovely flavors like raspberry and toffee
One year they made clear
To remove all reindeer
Christians cry "Where's Holly Hobby?!?"
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown
His antics have made Santa frown
For no one supposes
That folks with brown noses
Are trouble and let others down
12-06-17
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks"
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear"
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks
Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
12-8-2018
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
christmas,
Christmas time is really quite near
Just saw a sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
With a jolly old gent
As he made his ascent
It's that magical time that we all hold so dear
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
John Gondolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
There once was a reindeer named Dancer
who pulled by his partner named Prancer
when the pulling was done
it was time to have fun
while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018
Poem Details | by
Mike Youds |
Categories:
funny,
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Poem Details | by
Lu Loo |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
Too much eggnog punch,
and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!
Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin
December 16, 2018
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humor,
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
Poem Details | by
Cindi Rockwell |
Categories:
animal, christmas, funny,
Now Rudolph is known for big red nose
Dasher and crew for highs not for lows
These gifts both need fuel
And it’s gas, by rule
All to poor Santa’s angst when it blows!!!
December 16, 2018
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
There was once a Santa Claus, a Viking
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling
His ride went helter-skelter
Two broke their love-locked antler
Why he donned these as horns he’d no inkling.
December 15, 2018.
Syllable count : 10,10,7,7,10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot
10 December 2018
Funny reindeer limerick contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchen
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
funny,
Rudolph Found Home
Rudolph's reindeer was less merry
Till his horns haul of wild cherry
Gone were the pits
Red nose got a hit
Deer chased the bases in a hurry
connie pachecho
12/13/17
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
christmas, humorous, wind,
When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!
For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest
12/9/18
Poem Details | by
Larry Bradfield |
Categories:
humorous,
Old Rudolph sired a reindeer last June
In hopes Santa would retire him soon
But the young one's red nose winks
Like a brothel's red light blinks
So they tied him outside the saloon
12-14-18
For contest Funny Reindeer Limerick for Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
christmas,
Ouch ouch ouch bellers old Claus
Toes now crushed by reindeer paws
He dropped his pringle
Poor old Kris Kringle
Rowdy Rudolph was the cause.
December 6, 2020
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Alexis Y.
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
cute, dog, holiday, pets,
All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!
11/19/19
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.
Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.
Vixen was promoted;
Rudy was demoted,
Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!
Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
christmas,
In Scotland the reindeer arrived at a canter
And Rudolph gave Santa some humorous banter
His outfit was red
But sat on his head
A bright ginger wig and an old Tam O’ Shanter
25 November 2022
Contest: A Funny Christmas Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
David Kavanagh |
Categories:
allusion, christmas, perspective,
Last year Santa took a long time to come
The reindeer waited ages, and then some
Rudolf got so snappy
Mrs Claus was happy
As his sack somehow didn't look so plump
By
David Kavanagh
Poem Details | by
John Scott |
Categories:
silly,
A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock
Poem Details | by
Curtis Moorman |
Categories:
christmas, drink, funny,
RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK
Rudolph, the red nose reindeer
Got drunk drinking Santa's beer
He wished he was dead
He can't pull a sled
Christmas will be late this year
15 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
horror,
Rudolf the red nose reindeer got caught
When he was pulling the sleigh aloft
North Korea's missile fired
Santa felt faint and expired
All the toys bravely the missile fought
After thoughts:
And they won!!
Safety for boys and girls number one..