Limerick Poems About Raven | Raven Limerick Poems

He Tickled Her Pink

There once was a raven haired Shrink
who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink

     while her scarlet souled Beau
     sucked her tinted red Toe

and she paled when he tickled her Pink.

The Circle

(Limerick}

The Circle of witches all heard a loud knock 
"Come in!" Said a voice behind a big rock 
But it wasn't "the Raven" 
And sure wasn't a Haven 
So all run out  just wearin' socks and no frock! 


Dorian Petersen Potter 
Aka ladydp2000 
Copyright@2014 

September 10, 2014

Wayward Raven

once an old raven named moe

wanted to be a young crow

ravens did surmise

he'd end up in pies

so flew him away in tow.

Then and Now-Cheese and Whine

Oh, I love your raven lustrous silky hair
He used to say, touching it with such care
Now—strands clog the bath vanity
Why don’t you donate it for charity?
I give him my deepest pulverizing stare

Written on:08/02/2016
Contest:'Cheese and Whine' by Phillip Garcia

The Raven

The Raven

Blast that raven raps at my chamber door,
Tags truth betold of my lovely Lenore,
Madame, for that she is naught,
Soft Missy girl, I be got,
Caws my pedophile claws forevermore.

2020 March 15

Howmanysyllables;
10,10,7,7,10.

Route 66ish No 15

While taking a walk in New Haven
This guy who was rough and unshaven
Ran nude through the park
For a bit of a lark
Then got pecked on the butt by a raven!!

Chicago Bears are Raven mad
But Lions roar that's just too bad
With Rittenhouse free
To shoot you and me
Belfry Bats are cheering for Vlad*


* Vlad the Impaler aka Count Dracula
Kenosha is only 65-miles from Chicago,
the NRA's Shooting Gallery 

Marilyn Monroe type, she’s a right bombshell
on ice, with windblown red dress, mademoiselle.
     Raven gloves flying high.
     Snow-white skates fleck blue sky.
Pony show’s feral and free for her clientele.

11/7/2020

A stripper known as Raven Madd
Looked pleased to show off what she had
But why should I care
When she does not share?
To look but not touch makes us sad!