There once was a raven haired Shrink
who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink
while her scarlet souled Beau
sucked her tinted red Toe
and she paled when he tickled her Pink.
The Circle of witches all heard a loud knock
"Come in!" Said a voice behind a big rock
But it wasn't "the Raven"
And sure wasn't a Haven
So all run out just wearin' socks and no frock!
Dorian Petersen Potter
September 10, 2014
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
ravens did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Oh, I love your raven lustrous silky hair
He used to say, touching it with such care
Now—strands clog the bath vanity
Why don’t you donate it for charity?
I give him my deepest pulverizing stare
Contest:'Cheese and Whine' by Phillip Garcia
Blast that raven raps at my chamber door,
Tags truth betold of my lovely Lenore,
Madame, for that she is naught,
Soft Missy girl, I be got,
Caws my pedophile claws forevermore.
2020 March 15
Route 66ish No 15
While taking a walk in New Haven
This guy who was rough and unshaven
Ran nude through the park
For a bit of a lark
Then got pecked on the butt by a raven!!
Chicago Bears are Raven mad
But Lions roar that's just too bad
With Rittenhouse free
To shoot you and me
Belfry Bats are cheering for Vlad*
* Vlad the Impaler aka Count Dracula
Kenosha is only 65-miles from Chicago,
the NRA's Shooting Gallery
Marilyn Monroe type, she’s a right bombshell
on ice, with windblown red dress, mademoiselle.
Raven gloves flying high.
Snow-white skates fleck blue sky.
Pony show’s feral and free for her clientele.
A stripper known as Raven Madd
Looked pleased to show off what she had
But why should I care
When she does not share?
To look but not touch makes us sad!