Limerick Poems About Rat | Rat Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat

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Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: humor, london,

LONDON HURRIED

The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!

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Poem Details | by Sandy Ivy D |
Categories: funny,

Sympathy

 I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
         kissed him out of stupidity,
         now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!

6-4-12
         


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Retort

His wife called him a good for nothing rat
         As in his armchair old Jim sat,
    Jim retorted with a very broad grin,
 You know you will never get a double chin,
Because all that exercise is bound to kill fat.


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humorous,

It's all in the mind

Hot chillies with false pork cooked in fat,
Deserved a second serving of that;
As he put down the dish,
The waiter stated “I wish
more Aussies like you would eat rat.”



Poem Details | by Joan Donnelly Ellis |
Categories: humorous,

Sinners All

Nell killed her spouse Bill by casting a black magic spell
Sister Jill promised she'd never tell
But Jill and Bill secretly shared a flat
And Jill was the town's biggest rat
Now Nell is burning in hell


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Sully was back in the saddle

Sully* was back in the saddle 
up the creek without a paddle 
Meenie stole his hat
followed a stout rat
With cookies his hands did meddle








Sully* is Sullivan my pet simian ghost
Meenie is my cat
Both are naughty


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, pets

White Phone/White Rat

  Ran into the house in a hurry
my glasses fell off all was blurry
     I lunged for the phone
   my pet rat let out a groan
  poor thing ran off in a scurry




Contest~Best Limerick


Poem Details | by Steven Luke Williams |
Categories: animals,

Betty the Little black stout Cat

Betty the Little black stout cat
Was busy chasing a Rat
Like Tom in the cartoon Tom and Jerry
You know their rows are a little scary
When suddenly her paw got stuck on the mat
And she fell on her nose flat


Poem Details | by Mansur Aziz |
Categories: children,

Pussy and Rat

Pussy and Rat

There were two pussy, rat
Pussy was very fluffy fat
One day both fought
Rat ran and out
Hid him in a fisherman’s net.


Poem Details | by valerie bellefleur |
Categories: funny,

My cat

I once had a marmalade cat
Who grew so enormously fat
He waddled to the deli
And rolled on his belly
And was given a plum roasted rat


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: word play,

A Sloth's Life

A Sloth's Life

I'm your lil sloth hanging on a prayer
The bump on the log without any flair
Hail Mary full of grace
Leave me from this rat race
Indifferent I suspend of any care

connie pachecho

12/27/17

word play


Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,

The Rat and The Cat

In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat


Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, humor, humorous, nature,

The Cat Who Feared Rats

There once was a cat that feared rats; When he saw them, he hid under mats; One day a rat, spied him and Came up behind him; Now he has teeth marks in his back.
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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

Our Sweet Tiddleywinks



It surely stinks down under the sink Something must've died down there, methinks Maybe a rat Or maybe our cat You'd think we'd have missed our sweet “tiddleywinks”


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: funny, humor,

Limerick contest bawdy



The argument

There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!


Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.


Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: america, anger, cancer, humor, mental illness, patriotic, political,

Ump

There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, animal, best friend, cat, fate, giggle, humor,

Cat in the Hat

One day a very posh rat
Did own a very tall hat.
But out for a walk
Was spied by a hawk,
Friend of a very posh cat.


Poem Details | by Valsa George |
Categories: anger, hate, marriage,

Having a Wife


He knew it is trouble having a wife But being single would be double strife So he married a lady Whose character was shady So sad, as cat and rat, they lived their life!


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, funny,

The skeleton with a crazy hat

The skeleton with a crazy hat,
Says,'I am rotten inside, Mr.Bat',
I have no heart,
I cannot fart,
But they say,'you are a sort of pack rat'.










12/10/2017


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: muse,

By A Nose



It can't be fooled, your old nose knows If it smells like a rat it sure ain't no crow So trust your snout As an advanced scout If it's in error, it's one you'll never outgrow


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, character, culture, dog, insect, political, usa,

Star Struck

Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: chicago, christmas,

A Chicago Christmas Carol

John Dillinger had a gold gat
And wanted one rat-a-tat-tat
But Santa knew
Rittenhouse, too,
And thought we had enough of that!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Capitol Crimes

Proud boys were observed breaking glass
Confirming that Trump has no class 
As seen on TV
Like the GOP
Trump just doesn't give a rat sass!


Poem Details | by Probir Gupta |
Categories: fun, humor, life, sweet,

As I was Walking in the Snow

As I was walking in the snow
I met my friend of the Harrow
He struggled with the rat
That sat upon his hat
Tasting the toasted marshmallow


February 17, 2018
As I was Walking in the Snow - Poetry Contest
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