Written by
Ralph Protsik
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
The Mutt
A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat
Written by
Janet Eaton
Categories:
cat, funny, horror,
The Cat and the Rat
There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat
Written by
Sandy Ivy D
Categories:
funny,
Sympathy
I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
kissed him out of stupidity,
now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!
6-4-12
Written by
Thabang Ngoma
Categories:
humor, london,
London Hurried
The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!
L&H Limericks - Contest
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Retort
His wife called him a good for nothing rat
As in his armchair old Jim sat,
Jim retorted with a very broad grin,
You know you will never get a double chin,
Because all that exercise is bound to kill fat.
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humorous,
It's All In the Mind
Hot chillies with false pork cooked in fat,
Deserved a second serving of that;
As he put down the dish,
The waiter stated “I wish
more Aussies like you would eat rat.”
Written by
Joan Donnelly Ellis
Categories:
humorous,
Sinners All
Nell killed her spouse Bill by casting a black magic spell
Sister Jill promised she'd never tell
But Jill and Bill secretly shared a flat
And Jill was the town's biggest rat
Now Nell is burning in hell
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
anger, hate, marriage,
Having a Wife
He knew it is trouble having a wife
But being single would be double strife
So he married a lady
Whose character was shady
So sad, as cat and rat, they lived their life!
Written by
Steven Luke Williams
Categories:
animals,
Betty the Little Black Stout Cat
Betty the Little black stout cat
Was busy chasing a Rat
Like Tom in the cartoon Tom and Jerry
You know their rows are a little scary
When suddenly her paw got stuck on the mat
And she fell on her nose flat
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Sully Was Back In the Saddle
Sully* was back in the saddle
up the creek without a paddle
Meenie stole his hat
followed a stout rat
With cookies his hands did meddle
Sully* is Sullivan my pet simian ghost
Meenie is my cat
Both are naughty
Written by
Mansur Aziz
Categories:
children,
Pussy and Rat
Pussy and Rat
There were two pussy, rat
Pussy was very fluffy fat
One day both fought
Rat ran and out
Hid him in a fisherman’s net.
Written by
Quintin Reda
Categories:
animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,
The Rat and the Cat
In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
word play,
A Sloth's Life
A Sloth's Life
I'm your lil sloth hanging on a prayer
The bump on the log without any flair
Hail Mary full of grace
Leave me from this rat race
Indifferent I suspend of any care
connie pachecho
12/27/17
word play
Written by
Valerie Bellefleur
Categories:
funny,
My Cat
I once had a marmalade cat
Who grew so enormously fat
He waddled to the deli
And rolled on his belly
And was given a plum roasted rat
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
funny, humor,
Limerick Contest Bawdy
The argument
There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!
Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, animal, best friend, cat, fate, giggle, humor,
cat in the hat
so one day a posh rat
found himself a tall hat
then out for a walk
got spied by a hawk
the friend of a posh cat.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
betrayal, character, culture, dog, insect, political, usa,
Star Struck
Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
america, anger, cancer, humor, mental illness, patriotic, political,
Ump
There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump.
Written by
Probir Gupta
Categories:
fun, humor, life, sweet,
As I Was Walking In the Snow
As I was walking in the snow
I met my friend of the Harrow
He struggled with the rat
That sat upon his hat
Tasting the toasted marshmallow
February 17, 2018
As I was Walking in the Snow - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by : Kevin Shaw
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, cat, funny, humor, humorous, nature,
The Cat Who Feared Rats
There once was a cat that feared rats;
When he saw them, he hid under mats;
One day a rat, spied him and
Came up behind him;
Now he has teeth marks in his back.
For, 'Any Animal or Creature Limerick' Contest Info
Sponsor: charles messina
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny,
The Skeleton With a Crazy Hat
The skeleton with a crazy hat,
Says,'I am rotten inside, Mr.Bat',
I have no heart,
I cannot fart,
But they say,'you are a sort of pack rat'.
12/10/2017
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pets,
Our Sweet Tiddleywinks
It surely stinks down under the sink
Something must've died down there, methinks
Maybe a rat
Or maybe our cat
You'd think we'd have missed our sweet “tiddleywinks”
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
chicago, christmas,
A Chicago Christmas Carol
John Dillinger had a gold gat
And wanted one rat-a-tat-tat
But Santa knew
Rittenhouse, too,
And thought we had enough of that!
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Room For One More
Sadie was an old lady
Who badly wanted a baby,
She had a dog and a cat,
A horse, pig and a rat,
She was an eccentric old lady.
Written by
Olusegun Arowolo
Categories:
animal,
Old Rat
He lives in the hole and hidden places ,
Devouring foodstuff and books in cases ,
He tries to escape the cat
But falls into trap on mat ,
Which makes the old rat to see dead faces
8-31-2018