Written by
Jean Murray
Categories:
animal, retirement, sad love,
Retired Ram
There once was a ram who retired,
who really was terribly tired.
Having serviced the lot,
he should have have been shot.
But the gun thankfully backfired.
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, fantasy, pets, satire
The Doggone Dog Contest.
Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)
Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.
Written by
Valerie Bellefleur
Categories:
funny
Naughty Pam
There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM..
Written by
Jeremy Henderson
Categories:
adventure, life,
Change Makes Cents
evolution isnt a scam
progression is all that i am
so hurdles i clear
without any fear
means i dont need parts of a ram..
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Cotton Balls
COTTON BALLS
The old ram knew that something was rotten
that nature had somehow forgotten
to put in the stuff
to make him ram tough
somehow making his balls out of cotton
John GLawless
©8/14/2017
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Yam and Ewe
Yam the ram is mean and a glutton
With his head he is always button
One day Yam Rammed Ewe
Ewe went in a stew
And since then they call Ewe mutton!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump Had a Gun
Trump had a gone which was loaded
And after an accident it exploded
He then ran around ram shackled
By other side he had been tackled
Run for President he was goaded.
James Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Expansion Program
God Expansion Program
Had entered a God expansion program;
While believing in him like a little lamb;
Were in search of,
God and his love;
Of flock is best leader and a large ram.
Jim Horn
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
food,
Ram 4 Ewes
An exotic lunch to serve your boss:
The Aussie Salad with Sheep Dip Sauce!
The flavour's unique
(When cured at its peak)
Though kissing cousins may wish to floss
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
sleep,
Beau Peep
Big problem for Little Bo-Peep:
Frisky lambs would not let her sleep
Then one afternoon
A ram made her swoon
And that's when she learned to count sheep!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
In the End
What's that stuff 'tween our ears
Some call it brain but mine's disappeared
Maybe too much sun
Some call me dumb
Should ram an encyclopedia up my rear