Poem Details | by
JEAN MURRAY |
Categories:
animal, retirement, sad love,
There once was a ram who retired,
who really was terribly tired.
Having serviced the lot,
he should have have been shot.
But the gun thankfully backfired.
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Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
animals, fantasy, pets, satire
Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)
Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.
Poem Details | by
Jeremy henderson |
Categories:
adventure, life,
evolution isnt a scam
progression is all that i am
so hurdles i clear
without any fear
means i dont need parts of a ram..
Poem Details | by
valerie bellefleur |
Categories:
funny
There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM..
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor,
COTTON BALLS
The old ram knew that something was rotten
that nature had somehow forgotten
to put in the stuff
to make him ram tough
somehow making his balls out of cotton
John GLawless
©8/14/2017
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Yam the ram is mean and a glutton
With his head he is always button
One day Yam Rammed Ewe
Ewe went in a stew
And since then they call Ewe mutton!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Trump had a gone which was loaded
And after an accident it exploded
He then ran around ram shackled
By other side he had been tackled
Run for President he was goaded.
James Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Expansion Program
Had entered a God expansion program;
While believing in him like a little lamb;
Were in search of,
God and his love;
Of flock is best leader and a large ram.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
food,
An exotic lunch to serve your boss:
The Aussie Salad with Sheep Dip Sauce!
The flavour's unique
(When cured at its peak)
Though kissing cousins may wish to floss
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
sleep,
Big problem for Little Bo-Peep:
Frisky lambs would not let her sleep
Then one afternoon
A ram made her swoon
And that's when she learned to count sheep!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
What's that stuff 'tween our ears
Some call it brain but mine's disappeared
Maybe too much sun
Some call me dumb
Should ram an encyclopedia up my rear