Limerick Poems About Rail | Rail Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Cindi Rockwell |
Categories: fishing, funny, myth, ocean, sea,

Catch of the Day

A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018

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Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: humor, husband, wife,

Bon Voyage

She thought she was really hip the beauty queen of the ship, but she made my life hell so she went over the rail hope she likes a cool wet dip. 9/18/2017

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: conflict,

A Battle of Wills

It's a constant battle of wills with my son and me One-upmanship is foremost in our daily “get along” tree Heads are strong Equal right or wrong Mostly friendly but goes off the rail if we really disagree

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humor,

Blew a Tire

While driving his tire blew
Throwing him off the road right through
A solid steel guard rail
He suddenly turns pale
When realizing, he was thru

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humorous,

The Tail

He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail