A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
She thought she was really hip
the beauty queen of the ship,
but she made my life hell
so she went over the rail
hope she likes a cool wet dip.
It's a constant battle of wills with my son and me
One-upmanship is foremost in our daily “get along” tree
Heads are strong
Equal right or wrong
Mostly friendly but goes off the rail if we really disagree
He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail