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Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Alice In Wonderland

Once there was a fairy by name Linda “fondly Alice”
Falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world pretty nice!
Literary nonsense genre
Influential fantasy genre
Bloody the fairy of my fantasy world “Alice”?

Written by Wayne Wysocki
Categories: humor, humorous, race,

Bunny Flop

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.

Written by Donald J Bennett
Categories: humor,

A Rabbit's Luck

There was a rabbit in Tennessee 
His offspring numbering forty three
His manners much less than polite
Caught in a garden without an invite
Now he's on a plate you see; served as rabbit fricassee

Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick

Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick

Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.

Jim Horn

Written by Tom Wright
Categories: magic,

The Unexplainable


The Unexplainable
By
Tom Wright

A fledging young magician named Joel Pratt,
Was quite adept at pulling things from a hat.
From a force of habit,
Out came the rabbit,
But he was supposed to have produced a cat.

Written by Shadow Hamilton
Categories: humor, humorous,

The Rabbit and the Mole

Hipperity hipperity hop
bunny so full he could pop  
squeezes down his hole
bumping into mole
who gave his ear a sound wop

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous,

Rampant Rabbit

I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS

3/27/18

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: animal, humor,

Harried

Seth Brown had a popular magic act
everybody in town knew that fact.
But his rabbit got sick
with a display of I C K.
Seth fired the rabbit and got a new hat.

Written by André Berger
Categories: animals

Little Rabbit

A Little rabbit from the North
Run and run Stop says Miss Devilworth
Poor little rabbit
Bad ladies have an habit
Eating rabbit running without a short

Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: animals, funny,

Bad Decision

In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...


For the Rabbit contest..

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: funny,

Says Who

One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!

Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: funny

Boinking Bunny

Boinking Bunny

There once was a rabbit named Earl
He was always chasing the girls.
With a hop and a kick
He made his moves quick
Then, he’d fall on the ground, thump and twirl.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form:  Limerick

Written by Sidney Beck
Categories: animals

Appetites In Eating Or Sleeping

APPETITES  IN   EATING  OR  SLEEPING


My rabbit at home is  called Bubble

Her appetites  cause  her  some trouble  

At night with her   buck          

She  loves  a good duck  

In one month her food  bill  can  double

Written by Bill Baker
Categories: funny, magic,

Magic

When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
doing a trick could sometimes be tragic
The bird sang the wrong song,
the rabbit was long gone.
When they booed, I got very dramatic.

Written by Janice Canerdy
Categories: christmas, health,

I Want My Milk and Cookies

Old Santa just stared at the plate
and muttered, “Oh, man, this I hate.
Yuck! Carrots and health drink!
Do these crazy folks think
a rabbit brings gifts on this date?


Date: November 25, 2019
Contest Title: Holiday Themed Limerick              Placed 2nd
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Written by Robert Johnson
Categories: animal,

Hopping Mad

There once was a rabbit named Bunny.
Who's true disposition was sunny.
Till one day she found out.
When she started to shout.
Not too many thought she was funny.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: adventure, animal,

A Habit To Nab It

A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
   He joined a fox-hunt
   Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, lust, soulmate,

A Promiscuous Rabbit

There once was a promiscuous rabbit
For whom sex was a thrice-a-day habit
   He'd forfeit his soul
   Going down the hole
To pay the rent, he had to cohabit


           May 23, 2019
     Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick 
Let's Keep it PG-13 Poetry Contest'
       Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, dog, funny,

Wildlife 33

Wildlife 33

A curly-haired golden retriever,
Was known as a bit of a diva,
One day, out of habit,
She caught a fat rabbit,
But none of her friends would believe her!

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, anxiety, clothes, giggle,

Out Came a Rabbit

Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
   This really wouldn't do
   For the monks in his pew
You see ~ Rafi was their new head abbot

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: career, magic, work,

Ben Pulls Another Rabbit Out of His Hat

My friend Ben found a new position
          He's whooping it up -- no inhibitions
            I whispered, 'Not so fast'
            'You think this one will last'
          One year, twelve jobs ~ Ben's a real magician

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: food,

Tacos a La Scottie

Son Scottie makes the best tacos ever
Drooling is a good word to describe my eating habits
Really sloppy to eat
This mouth-watering treat
Clothes are washable, I munch like a hungry rabbit

Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor,

Rabbit Tails Two

In the garden they just dig and grab it 
They seem obsessed - they just have to have it
The scent of spring
Buddha Bing
I think they've got the rabbit habit

John GLawless
4/23/2020