Once there was a fairy by name Linda “fondly Alice”
Falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world pretty nice!
Literary nonsense genre
Influential fantasy genre
Bloody the fairy of my fantasy world “Alice”?
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
So the notion that speed
Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
There was a rabbit in Tennessee
His offspring numbering forty three
His manners much less than polite
Caught in a garden without an invite
Now he's on a plate you see; served as rabbit fricassee
Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick
Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.
A fledging young magician named Joel Pratt,
Was quite adept at pulling things from a hat.
From a force of habit,
Out came the rabbit,
But he was supposed to have produced a cat.
Hipperity hipperity hop
bunny so full he could pop
squeezes down his hole
bumping into mole
who gave his ear a sound wop
Seth Brown had a popular magic act
everybody in town knew that fact.
But his rabbit got sick
with a display of I C K.
Seth fired the rabbit and got a new hat.
In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...
For the Rabbit contest..
A Little rabbit from the North
Run and run Stop says Miss Devilworth
Poor little rabbit
Bad ladies have an habit
Eating rabbit running without a short
There once was a rabbit named Earl
He was always chasing the girls.
With a hop and a kick
He made his moves quick
Then, he’d fall on the ground, thump and twirl.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
APPETITES IN EATING OR SLEEPING
My rabbit at home is called Bubble
Her appetites cause her some trouble
At night with her buck
She loves a good duck
In one month her food bill can double
I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!
HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS
One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!
There once was a rabbit named Bunny.
Who's true disposition was sunny.
Till one day she found out.
When she started to shout.
Not too many thought she was funny.
Old Santa just stared at the plate
and muttered, “Oh, man, this I hate.
Yuck! Carrots and health drink!
Do these crazy folks think
a rabbit brings gifts on this date?
Date: November 25, 2019
Contest Title: Holiday Themed Limerick Placed 2nd
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
He joined a fox-hunt
Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit
A curly-haired golden retriever,
Was known as a bit of a diva,
One day, out of habit,
She caught a fat rabbit,
But none of her friends would believe her!
In the garden they just dig and grab it
They seem obsessed - they just have to have it
The scent of spring
I think they've got the rabbit habit
When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
doing a trick could sometimes be tragic
The bird sang the wrong song,
the rabbit was long gone.
When they booed, I got very dramatic
There once was a promiscuous rabbit
For whom sex was a thrice-a-day habit
He'd forfeit his soul
Going down the hole
To pay the rent, he had to cohabit
May 23, 2019
Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick
Let's Keep it PG-13 Poetry Contest'
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
My friend Ben found a new position
He's whooping it up -- no inhibitions
I whispered, 'Not so fast'
'You think this one will last'
One year, twelve jobs ~ Ben's a real magician
Son Scottie makes the best tacos ever
Drooling is a good word to describe my eating habits
Really sloppy to eat
This mouth-watering treat
Clothes are washable, I munch like a hungry rabbit
Everyone's palette is unique and individual
Some like crappy stuff like food untraditional
Such as rabbit balls
Or things that crawl
Even stuff that most think is unthinkable
Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
This really wouldn't do
For the monks in his pew
You see ~ Rafi was their new head abbot
There was no bigger dud than Elmer Fudd
Though he fancied himself a marksman stud --
He shot at Bugs Bunny
Looked awkward and funny --
Thought he got him, but it was his own blood