Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
dog, humorous, word play,
A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!
08/27/21
Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for
poems or see our other
puppy Poems."
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, humorous,
My puppy looked up with needy eyes,
Begging for a little woofy surprise,
She wagged her tail and licked her lips
As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips,
I think she's a food-napper in disguise.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
to market find a carrot
sneaking home never share it
this our spaniel does
every day because
his lady friends a ferret.
Poem Details | by
Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories:
humorous,
After a morning jog about a mile,
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style;
Danced around a big white cake
Like a white duck in a lake,
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile
© 2015
Poem Details | by
Jared Pickett |
Categories:
funny
My Pit-Bull puppy, five months old, Sir Scoobs
looks at me crazy, arches and poops.
His tail tucks he runs,
he new what time it was,
after a juke, I could not subdue...
Jared Pickett
4/13/2011
Asavvy1
Poem Details | by
Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor,
I once had a pretty puppy
When I was a toddling baby;
Loved her as mum, her silk,
Fed her porridge and milk
Till aching, she began to pee
© 2015
Celestine SIkwuamaesi
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
dog, humor,
Circle Time
we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”
John GLawless
12/4/2016
Poem Details | by
Nancy Jones |
Categories:
animals, romance,
Our young beau just could not have known
That the lady, when young, had been shown
How to keep her demeanor
Whilst walking her wiener.
Thus balked, he walked home on his own.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inspired by John Wulf's "Puppy Love"
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
earth, perspective, political,
Put This Puppy To Bed
Kim Jung-Un of North Korea's shame
Tinkers with missiles in his grim game
Whatsoever in his head
Can he just put it to bed
So that earth doesn't wake up aflame
9/15/17
9,9,7,7,9
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
My auntie declared she went dogging
I wondered if I should start blogging
But I’ll tell you the truth
She’s walking her puppy Ruth
Not eyeing lovers when she’s jogging!
In memory of Joan
02/02/22
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pets,
Our youngest dog Abigail or Abbie for short
Most adorable puppy since the Beatles held court
If I do happen to fall
She checks my all
Making sure I'm not injured in the report
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
cute, dog, holiday, pets,
All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!
11/19/19
Poem Details | by
Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories:
funny, humor, religious, truth,
Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail to fetch her bones in hell
Poem Details | by
Gayle Rodd |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
There once was a puppy named Sam
Who refused to eat nothing but ham
Until his poor mother
Gave birth to another
And now he dines strictly on Spam
Bite Sized Poem #41
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hilarious,
Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Almost eighty-three and still going strong
Sitting on top of the world, that's where I belong
One of the luckies
Like a young puppy
Back then must've been a well-behaved ding dong
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy