Limerick Poems About Puppy | Puppy Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, humorous,

Puppy Treats

My puppy looked up with needy eyes,
Begging for a little woofy surprise,
She wagged her tail and licked her lips
As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips,
I think she's a food-napper in disguise.

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

Puppy Love

To the market grab a carrot
Sneak it home never share it.
This is what my spaniel does
Every Thursday just because,
His lady friend's a ferret.



Poem Details | by Jared Pickett |
Categories: funny

Good Ol' Scoobs

My Pit-Bull puppy, five months old, Sir Scoobs
looks at me crazy, arches and poops.
His tail tucks he runs,
he new what time it was,
after a juke, I could not subdue...


Jared Pickett
4/13/2011
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Poem Details | by Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories: humorous,

Happy Birthday


After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile


© 2015


Poem Details | by Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories: fun, funny, humor,

The Day I Wept


I once had a pretty puppy 
When I was a toddling baby; 
	Loved her as mum, her silk, 
	Fed her porridge and milk 
Till aching, she began to pee


© 2015
Celestine SIkwuamaesi



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: dog, humorous, word play,

WHAT A LOAD OF BULL - WORD PLAY WARNING


A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed I asked what a puppy would cost To buy a bull-shiht Would cost quite a bit I told the breeder to get lost! 08/27/21


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: dog, humor,

Circle Time

Circle Time

we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”


John GLawless
12/4/2016


Poem Details | by Nancy Jones |
Categories: animals, romance,

Balked

Our young beau just could not have known
That the lady, when young, had been shown
How to keep her demeanor
Whilst walking her wiener.
Thus  balked, he walked home on his own.

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Inspired by John Wulf's "Puppy Love"


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: earth, perspective, political,

Name Dropper-Kim Jung-Un

Put This Puppy To Bed

Kim Jung-Un of North Korea's shame
Tinkers with missiles in his grim game 
Whatsoever in his head 
Can he just put it to bed
So that earth doesn't wake up aflame



9/15/17

9,9,7,7,9


Poem Details | by Gayle Rodd |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Ritzie's Mother

There once was a puppy named Sam
Who refused to eat nothing but ham
Until his poor mother
Gave birth to another
And now he dines strictly on Spam



Bite Sized Poem #41


Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: cute, dog, holiday, pets,

All I Want for Christmas

All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!

11/19/19


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

Dog gone - bawdy




My auntie declared she went dogging I wondered if I should start blogging But I’ll tell you the truth She’s walking her puppy Ruth Not eyeing lovers when she’s jogging! In memory of Joan 02/02/22


Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: funny, humor, religious, truth,

Grovel Groan to the Bone



Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail to fetch her bones in hell 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

Abigail Or Abbie For Short



Our youngest dog Abigail or Abbie for short Most adorable puppy since the Beatles held court If I do happen to fall She checks my all Making sure I'm not injured in the report


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

Almost Eighty-Three



Almost eighty-three and still going strong Sitting on top of the world, that's where I belong One of the luckies Like a young puppy Back then must've been a well-behaved ding dong


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hilarious,

Wacky Names



Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny If you want more here's others to avail Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Wacky Names



Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny If you want more here's others to avail Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy


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