Limerick Poems About Puppy | Puppy Limerick Poems

What a Load of Bull - Word Play Warning

A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!

08/27/21

Puppy Treats

My puppy looked up with needy eyes,
Begging for a little woofy surprise,
She wagged her tail and licked her lips
As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips,
I think she's a food-napper in disguise.

puppy love

to market find a carrot

sneaking home never share it

this our spaniel does

every day because

his lady friends a ferret.

Happy Birthday

After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile


© 2015

Good Ol' Scoobs

My Pit-Bull puppy, five months old, Sir Scoobs
looks at me crazy, arches and poops.
His tail tucks he runs,
he new what time it was,
after a juke, I could not subdue...


Jared Pickett
4/13/2011
Asavvy1

The Day I Wept

I once had a pretty puppy 
When I was a toddling baby; 
	Loved her as mum, her silk, 
	Fed her porridge and milk 
Till aching, she began to pee


© 2015
Celestine SIkwuamaesi

Circle Time

Circle Time

we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”


John GLawless
12/4/2016

Balked

Our young beau just could not have known
That the lady, when young, had been shown
How to keep her demeanor
Whilst walking her wiener.
Thus  balked, he walked home on his own.

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Inspired by John Wulf's "Puppy Love"

Name Dropper-Kim Jung-Un

Put This Puppy To Bed

Kim Jung-Un of North Korea's shame
Tinkers with missiles in his grim game 
Whatsoever in his head 
Can he just put it to bed
So that earth doesn't wake up aflame



9/15/17

9,9,7,7,9

Dog Gone - Bawdy

My auntie declared she went dogging
I wondered if I should start blogging
But I’ll tell you the truth
She’s walking her puppy Ruth
Not eyeing lovers when she’s jogging!

In memory of Joan

02/02/22

Abigail Or Abbie For Short

Our youngest dog Abigail or Abbie for short
Most adorable puppy since the Beatles held court
If I do happen to fall
She checks my all
Making sure I'm not injured in the report

All I Want For Christmas

All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!

11/19/19

Grovel Groan To the Bone

Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail to fetch her bones in hell

There once was a puppy named Sam
Who refused to eat nothing but ham
Until his poor mother
Gave birth to another
And now he dines strictly on Spam



Bite Sized Poem #41

Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy

Almost eighty-three and still going strong
Sitting on top of the world, that's where I belong
One of the luckies
Like a young puppy
Back then must've been a well-behaved ding dong

Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy

There once was a puppy named blue
Who demolished his master’s good shoe?
So they gave him a bone
With some mutton left on
And now he has something to chew