Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
hound dog
my dog used to listen to bach
while running around on the dock
till a gal pug he spied
with a collar tie dyed
so now he just listens to rock.
Written by
Richard Pickett
Categories:
pets, sports,
Rah,Rah Jackson
There is a Pug dog named Jackson
and college football is his game,
with no time to spare
he's up in his chair,
to watch his favorite team Notre Dame
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Limerick For Sullivan
I paced as the coffee brewed
To one spot Sully stayed glued
"Dad where is my mom?"
She was held in Guam
Because her pug nose was skewed
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
hair,
Not a Pretty Face
Not a Pretty Face
Trump is not an upright or decent man
Each hair on his head lacquered back with a can
His face looks akin to pug
Or rather a slimy white slug
Locking Mexican children away also make him no fan!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
confusion, dog, dream, fun, giggle, hair, humor,
dog dream
a recurring dream a hilltop
taking my pug to a pet shop
his hair moist and long
think i somethings wrong
the clerk blurts out your pets a mop.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Contrarian Veterinarian
In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
5/17/22
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Vegan Pug
A big meat eater in Tampa Bay
became a vegan for his fiancé
But his pug feels forsaken
with his bland tofu bacon
So he’s calling the S.P.C.A
Written by
Richard Pickett
Categories:
animals
Jackson Chillaxin
There once was a Pug dog named Jackson,
went downtown to look for some action
He found him a bone,
and hurried up home
Now he's on the front porch Chillaxin
That's my boy........Jackson
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
The Canine Palace
The Canine Palace in downtown Fort Meyers
is where every chic, rich dog retires
The most posh place around
for worn pug or old hound
Ten grand a week is all it requires
6/8/22
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
dog, humor, humorous,
Dog
In calm waters as well as in strife,
there are moments in everyone's life
when a dog treats you better
— from a pug to a setter —
than your children, your friends or your wife.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
My Clever Pug
Playing hide and seek with my clever pug
I hid in the closet snug as a bug
Tired of looking for me
She turned on the T.V.
And watched Lassie curled up on the rug
2/27/23
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, dog, funny,
Wildlife 32
Wildlife 32
A wrinkled and ugly young pug,
Once pooped on a new Persian rug,
Her owner was cross,
But she gave "not a toss!"
And just laughed it off with a shrug!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
An Australian Pug
An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
An Exceptional Pug
A young pug of exceptional breeding
leaps to her owners side as he’s reading
She adores Jane Austin
In her books she gets lost in
And won’t budge ‘till it’s time for her feeding
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Perceptive Pug
A cautious young lady in Garden Gate
brings her pug when she goes on a date
One bark: He’s nice
Two barks: Thinks twice
Three barks: Run before it’s too late!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor,
A Lonesome Young Mutt
A lonesome young mutt in Kalamazoo
Was so downcast he kept out of view
Just a schnauzer pug-mix
Shunned by smug pure-bred chicks
He’s found true love with his dear cockapoo
1/15/22
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, dog,
A Charming Pug
A charming pug much subject to flirting
loved a boxer so much he was hurting
At a rockfest at dark
all she would do is bark
He found the whole affair quite dis-concert-ing
1/10/22
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor,
A Happy Pug
A happy pug adored as essential
had doting owners quite influential
But with the stock market crash
she was sold for hard cash
Now she’s forlorn and inconsequential
1/13/22