Limerick Poems About Pug | Pug Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, silly,

Hound Dog

my dog used to listen to bach

while running around on the dock

till a gal pug he spied

with a collar tie dyed

so now he just listens to rock.

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Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: pets, sports,

Rah,Rah Jackson

There is a Pug dog named Jackson
and college football is his game,
with no time to spare
he's up in his chair,
to watch his favorite team Notre Dame



Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Limerick For Sullivan

I paced as the coffee brewed
To one spot Sully stayed glued
"Dad where is my mom?"
She was held in Guam
Because her pug nose was skewed


Poem Details | by Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories: hair,

Not a Pretty Face

Not a Pretty Face

Trump is not an upright or decent man
Each hair on his head lacquered back with a can
His face looks akin to pug
Or rather a slimy white slug
Locking Mexican children away also make him no fan!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: confusion, dog, dream, fun, giggle, hair, humor,

Dog Dream

a recurring dream a hilltop

i take my pug to a pet shop

his hair moist and long

think i somethings wrong

up pipes a clerk your pets a mop.



Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

Contrarian Veterinarian

In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
                    5/17/22


Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: animals

Jackson Chillaxin

There once was a Pug dog named Jackson,
went downtown to look for some action
He found him a bone,
and hurried up home
Now he's on the front porch Chillaxin




That's my boy........Jackson


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

The Canine Palace

The Canine Palace in downtown Fort Meyers
is where every chic, rich dog retires
The most posh place around
for worn pug or old hound
Ten grand a week is all it requires

6/8/22


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Vegan Pug

A big meat eater in Tampa Bay
became a vegan for his fiancé
But his pug feels forsaken
with his bland tofu bacon
So he’s calling the S.P.C.A


Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: dog, humor, humorous,

Dog

In calm waters as well as in strife, there are moments in everyone's life when a dog treats you better — from a pug to a setter — than your children, your friends or your wife.


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

My Clever Pug

Playing hide and seek with my clever pug
I hid in the closet snug as a bug
Tired of looking for me
She turned on the T.V.
And watched Lassie curled up on the rug

2/27/23


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, dog, funny,

Wildlife 32

Wildlife 32

A wrinkled and ugly young pug,
Once pooped on a new Persian rug,
Her owner was cross,
But she gave "not a toss!"
And just laughed it off with a shrug!


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

An Exceptional Pug

A young pug of exceptional breeding
leaps to her owners side as he’s reading
She adores Jane Austin
In her books she gets lost in
And won’t budge ‘till it’s time for her feeding


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

An Australian Pug

An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Perceptive Pug

A cautious young lady in Garden Gate
brings her pug when she goes on a date
One bark: He’s nice
Two barks: Thinks twice
Three barks: Run before it’s too late!


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: animal, dog,

A Charming Pug

A charming pug much subject to flirting
loved a boxer so much he was hurting
At a rockfest at dark
all she would do is bark
He found the whole affair quite dis-concert-ing

1/10/22


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

A Happy Pug

A happy pug adored as essential
had doting owners quite influential
But with the stock market crash
she was sold for hard cash
Now she’s forlorn and inconsequential

1/13/22


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

A Lonesome Young Mutt

A lonesome young mutt in Kalamazoo
Was so downcast he kept out of view
Just a schnauzer pug-mix
Shunned by smug pure-bred chicks
He’s found true love with his dear cockapoo

1/15/22