Limerick Poems About Prawn | Prawn Limerick Poems
Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

An Australian Pug

An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone


Written by Lindsay Laurie
Categories: humor,

Toilet Rush

Prawn cocktails I really do like to scoff,
but with this one, I’m not game to cough,
for it sent me reeling;
I’ve got a gut feeling,
that the prawns in this cocktail are off.