Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
love, parents,
No Greater Love
After she was born, daddy called her “little possum”
Mama said, “Don’t listen child, you are gonna blossom”
they never saw her smile
they said, “It’s not her style”
When they placed her in the ground, both whispered, “You are awesome”
Written by
Mark Elam
Categories:
funny,
Possum
When the possum met with our tire tread
He lay still and we thought he was dead
So we scooped him right up
In a pot for our sup
Let’s just say we were gravely misled
12.13.18
For make me LOL contest
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Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, color, satire,
Peter Possum -- Mp
Peter Possum had a nasty rep
He was so white, he couldn't be hep
He got him some brown paint
Said, "I am what I ain't!"
If he'd only unlearn that goose step
Note: MP in the title stands for Military Police
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
girl,
Blossom
Blossom
Limerick
By: Tom Wright
2004
There once was a girl named Blossom,
Whose complexion was really awesome.
When I asked for a date,
She returned looks of hate,
Saying, before dating you I’d eat possum.