Written by
Hannah Everett
Categories:
art, dog, food, sister,
Not a Noodle, a Poodle
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Madame Chic
In her estate in the hills lives prim Madame Chic
Who’s chauffeured way down into town every week
She tells the homeless to wash
Oh, you’ll never be posh!
You should bathe everyday like my poodle Monique!
5/9/23
Written by
Wendy Watson
Categories:
dog,
Dalmadoodle
My poodle once had a flirtation
With 'Dotty', my neighbour's dalmation.
Their pups wear topknots
Are sprinkled with spots
And walk with a marked ostentation.
06.04.22
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Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Beverly Hills Poodle
A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills
browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills
Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek
and silk leashes tres chic
Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills
2/27/23
Written by
Bill Frew
Categories:
animals
"pugnacious Pooch"
I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,
when the master comes home
he throws me a bone-
but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!
Written by
Ralph Protsik
Categories:
dog, humor,
The Poodle
The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cat, food, remember,
Try Amazon, Mary
Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
Mary could not read
At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
An Intrusive Poodle
There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
appreciation, humor,
A Tropical Footle
It's Thanksgiving, so stop hugging your poodle
And come here to Maui for Aunt Ida's guava strudel
Flower wreaths she has made
So of course, you'll get leid
Then go home to write your tropical footle
11/17/22
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
cute, dog, fun, funny,
Sam
I once had a poodle name sam
He was such a cute little ham
He was a curly delight
Such a surly little sprite
Sadly, he decided to scram
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Written by
Jeremiah Poodle
Categories:
addiction, dog,
Bradley
There once was a poodle named Bradley,
And he liked to eat shoes very gladly,
How much footwear he'd destroy,
"Bradley! Shoes are not a toy!"
No other dog in this world acts so badly.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Holly Would
Underneath the Hollywood smog
A poodle may doodle your dog
Without some restraint
The Pope ain't a saint
So Hells Angels sleep with their hog
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
All The Rage
All The Rage
My toy poodle just loves to dance
She'll tango and cha-cha and prance
When I fell back and sighed
she arfed and replied
it's all quite the rage in France
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dog, food, hair, romance, sick,
Lost Her Appetite
~ Warning ~
This limerick is not recommended
reading before tackling dessert.
Miss Dipsy Doodle loved to canoodle
Though she'd never done it with a poodle
The thought of all that fur
Sent a shiver through her ~
Why couldn't she eat her apple strudel?
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, cute, dog, funny, giggle, humorous,
Dogtrot
There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
The largest bladder of all
inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor, valentines day,
Cavapoo Valentine
Cavapoo Valentine
Cavapoo Cuddle’s my Valentine all night and day
She’ll curl up in my lap then urge me to play
A spaniel-poodle blend
My broken heart she’ll mend
When I feel down with my cuddles I’m always OK
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humor,
Fifi
The dogs lined up at a tree
patiently waiting to pee;
they all left their scent
for 'twas their intent
to woo the poodle, Fifi!