Limerick Poems About Poodle | Poodle Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not A Noodle, A Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.

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Poem Details | by bill frew |
Categories: animals

"pugnacious pooch"

I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home
     he throws me a bone-

but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!



Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: dog,

Dalmadoodle

My poodle once had a flirtation
With 'Dotty', my neighbour's dalmation.
Their pups wear topknots
Are sprinkled with spots
And walk with a marked ostentation.

06.04.22

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: cat, food, remember,

Try Amazon, Mary

Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
  Mary could not read 
  At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google



     


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

An Intrusive Poodle

There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive

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Poem Details | by Jeremiah Poodle |
Categories: addiction, dog,

Bradley

There once was a poodle named Bradley,
And he liked to eat shoes very gladly,
How much footwear he'd destroy,
"Bradley! Shoes are not a toy!"
No other dog in this world acts so badly.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dog, food, hair, romance, sick,

Lost Her Appetite

               ~ Warning ~

  This limerick is not recommended
    reading before tackling dessert.


Miss Dipsy Doodle loved to canoodle
Though she'd never done it with a poodle
   The thought of all that fur
   Sent a shiver through her ~
Why couldn't she eat her apple strudel?


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

All The Rage


My toy poodle just loves to dance

She'll tango and cha-cha and prance

When I fell back and sighed

she arfed and replied

it's all quite the rage in France



Written 12/26/21


Poem Details | by Regina McIntosh |
Categories: cute, dog, fun, funny,

Sam

I once had a poodle name sam He was such a cute little ham He was a curly delight Such a surly little sprite Sadly, he decided to scram Limerick Fun Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin August 28, 2020 I Used: howmanysyllables.com


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Holly Would

Underneath the Hollywood smog
A poodle may doodle your dog
Without some restraint
The Pope ain't a saint
So Hells Angels sleep with their hog


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: appreciation, humor,

A Tropical Footle

It's Thanksgiving, so stop hugging your poodle
And come here to Maui for Aunt Ida's guava strudel
Flower wreaths she has made
So of course, you'll get leid
Then go home to write your tropical footle

11/17/22