Poem Details | by
Hannah Everett |
Categories:
art, dog, food, sister,
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.
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Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
dog,
My poodle once had a flirtation
With 'Dotty', my neighbour's dalmation.
Their pups wear topknots
Are sprinkled with spots
And walk with a marked ostentation.
06.04.22
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Poem Details | by
Bill Frew |
Categories:
animals
I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,
when the master comes home
he throws me a bone-
but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills
browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills
Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek
and silk leashes tres chic
Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills
2/27/23
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
cat, food, remember,
Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
Mary could not read
At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
dog, humor,
The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
In her estate in the hills lives prim Madame Chic
Who’s chauffeured way down into town every week
She tells the homeless to wash
Oh, you’ll never be posh!
You should bathe everyday like my poodle Monique!
5/9/23
Poem Details | by
Regina Mcintosh |
Categories:
cute, dog, fun, funny,
I once had a poodle name sam
He was such a cute little ham
He was a curly delight
Such a surly little sprite
Sadly, he decided to scram
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Poem Details | by
Jeremiah Poodle |
Categories:
addiction, dog,
There once was a poodle named Bradley,
And he liked to eat shoes very gladly,
How much footwear he'd destroy,
"Bradley! Shoes are not a toy!"
No other dog in this world acts so badly.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
appreciation, humor,
It's Thanksgiving, so stop hugging your poodle
And come here to Maui for Aunt Ida's guava strudel
Flower wreaths she has made
So of course, you'll get leid
Then go home to write your tropical footle
11/17/22
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
dog, food, hair, romance, sick,
~ Warning ~
This limerick is not recommended
reading before tackling dessert.
Miss Dipsy Doodle loved to canoodle
Though she'd never done it with a poodle
The thought of all that fur
Sent a shiver through her ~
Why couldn't she eat her apple strudel?
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
dog, humor,
My toy poodle just loves to dance
She'll tango and cha-cha and prance
When I fell back and sighed
she arfed and replied
it's all quite the rage in France
Written 12/26/21
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Underneath the Hollywood smog
A poodle may doodle your dog
Without some restraint
The Pope ain't a saint
So Hells Angels sleep with their hog
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
dog, humor, valentines day,
Cavapoo Valentine
Cavapoo Cuddle’s my Valentine all night and day
She’ll curl up in my lap then urge me to play
A spaniel-poodle blend
My broken heart she’ll mend
When I feel down with my cuddles I’m always OK