Limerick Poems About Pony | Pony Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by iolanda Scripca |
Categories: funny

My Dear Mr. Hansen

"Jacoby & Meyers" -  gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
 "Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges fly between bars in Palmdale...


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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

A Dog And Pony Show



Okay back to the funnies I promise to go A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so We all need laughter And joy to the rafters To help us get through this dog and pony show © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Riding Bareback



Once knew a gal named Juliette Who always wanted to perform a duet On the back of a horse Riding bareback of course Delivering mail for the pony express © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: children, horse, humor, word play,

Pony Trouble

The animals just can't agree they say
Because Pony will always say neigh
It's hard to say more
With his throat so sore
Because Pony's a little hoarse today!


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: funny love, horse, humor,

From St Patrick's pent horses to out horse

From StPatrick's pent horses to out horse


She rode StPatrick's day wild horses
Through leprechauns and lucky Joe's of course
She rode her horses well
Every horse loved her swell
In came a pony changing the concourse

connie pachecho

3/14/17



Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: dog, food, humor,

Great Danes

Great danes are majestic large dogs,
big enough to keep in a stall,
pony like heights,
huge appetites,
can't afford one they eat like a hog.







1-10-17


Poem Details | by Valsa George |
Categories: betrayal, conflict, husband, lost love,

Miser's Wife

On a hill top, lived a man so stingy
Though wealthy, his house was very dingy
When his wife asked for money
He would chortle- 'No Honey'
Tired, fled with her lover on a pony


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

Giddy Up Pony



An amigo has accused me of reposting some oldies What kind of deviant does he think I am, this old crony I'm respectable as hell But I do have my spells When there's no response I just yell “giddy up pony!!!”


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: fun,

MARILYN MONROE ON ICE

Marilyn Monroe type, she’s a right bombshell
on ice, with windblown red dress, mademoiselle.
     Raven gloves flying high.
     Snow-white skates fleck blue sky.
Pony show’s feral and free for her clientele.

11/7/2020


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

This Dog And Pony Shpw



Okay back to the funnies I promise to go A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so We all need laughter And joy to the rafters To help us get through this dog and pony show


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Rode Pony While Being Phony

Trump Rode Pony While Being Phony

While riding pony Trump was a phony fraud;
Would watch women when clothes they shod;
He forgot about belated;
Much trouble generated;
Found bad things when in his past did prod.

Jim Horn