Written by
Iolanda Scripca
Categories:
funny
My Dear Mr. Hansen
"Jacoby & Meyers" - gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
"Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges fly between bars in Palmdale...
for Carolyn's Limerick Contest on Lawyers
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
A Dog and Pony Show
Okay back to the funnies I promise to go
A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so
We all need laughter
And joy to the rafters
To help us get through this dog and pony show
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Riding Bareback
Once knew a gal named Juliette
Who always wanted to perform a duet
On the back of a horse
Riding bareback of course
Delivering mail for the pony express
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
children, horse, humor, word play,
Pony Trouble
The animals just can't agree they say
Because Pony will always say neigh
It's hard to say more
With his throat so sore
Because Pony's a little hoarse today!
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
funny love, horse, humor,
From St Patrick's Pent Horses To Out Horse
From StPatrick's pent horses to out horse
She rode StPatrick's day wild horses
Through leprechauns and lucky Joe's of course
She rode her horses well
Every horse loved her swell
In came a pony changing the concourse
connie pachecho
3/14/17
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
betrayal, conflict, husband, lost love,
Miser's Wife
On a hill top, lived a man so stingy
Though wealthy, his house was very dingy
When his wife asked for money
He would chortle- 'No Honey'
Tired, fled with her lover on a pony
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
dog, food, humor,
Great Danes
Great danes are majestic large dogs,
big enough to keep in a stall,
pony like heights,
huge appetites,
can't afford one they eat like a hog.
1-10-17
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
Giddy Up Pony
An amigo has accused me of reposting some oldies
What kind of deviant does he think I am, this old crony
I'm respectable as hell
But I do have my spells
When there's no response I just yell “giddy up pony!!!”
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
fun,
Marilyn Monroe On Ice
Marilyn Monroe type, she’s a right bombshell
on ice, with windblown red dress, mademoiselle.
Raven gloves flying high.
Snow-white skates fleck blue sky.
Pony show’s feral and free for her clientele.
11/7/2020
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
This Dog and Pony Shpw
Okay back to the funnies I promise to go
A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so
We all need laughter
And joy to the rafters
To help us get through this dog and pony show
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Rode Pony While Being Phony
Trump Rode Pony While Being Phony
While riding pony Trump was a phony fraud;
Would watch women when clothes they shod;
He forgot about belated;
Much trouble generated;
Found bad things when in his past did prod.
Jim Horn