A long time ago in the land of ice and snow
Played out such an extraordinary loving scenario
A white rhino and brown bear
Made love on a chair
Result was a snow white polar bear, wouldn't you know
© Jack Ellison 2015
The polar bear so they say
Is renowned for being gay
After salmon and stuff
Wants to huff and puff
For gawds sake don't get in the way
Penned 10 November 2017
Inspired by Seren Roberts
the polar bear is unaware the reason
why its hunting ground is de-freezing
unlike the human race
it sadly cannot outpace
climate change, warmer is each season.
AS I WAS WALKING IN THE SNOW
As I was walking in the snow of prints,
blanket mystery of Denali squints.
Where’d I put my maps?
Polar bear, perhaps?
A roaring of fur — I race from sure hints!
Contest Limerick sponsored by Kevin Shaw
An Inupiat "slow-grower"
Believed he could sink no lower
When an icicle rose
On the tip of his nose
He won "Number 1 Snow Blower"
* * * *
A cold polar bear did stutter
And folk thought he was a nutter
But God loved him a bunch
And dropped off his lunch
With buckets of peanut butter.
A polar bear cub was once told,
That the Arctic was not really cold,
But it gave him a cough,
And he froze his butt off,
So he kept his nuts wrapped in a fold!