Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anti bullying, poetry,
I Admit I Write Poop Poetry
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fun,
JAN'S FANS
Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan
To write her poetry while on the can
Her pen’s been known to scoop
A sprinkling of poop
And gleefully to let it hit the fan
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute,
The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
One Mermaid's Lesson
A merman had one stubborn daughter
who rebelled against what her dad taught her.
When she swam to dry land,
she could then understand
she was just like a fish - out of water!
For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, pets,
Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
anti bullying,
Poetrysoup's Jan
Poetrysoup's Jan is quite a lass
Whose poetry is always first class
She writes ditties with ease
About mountains and fleas
Nothing phases her pens brilliance
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
confusion,
Really Confused
As a driver, I’ve never been keen.
I’m distracted, confused, not serene!
On my nerves, things keep grating.
Now I’m sitting here waiting
for that stupid stop SIGN to turn green!
November 19, 2020
entered in the QUIN-TO your five-line poem Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Written by
Agnes Krampe
Categories:
fun, humorous, poetry,
For Jan
Jan always likes a good pun.
She can take any topic and run.
What she writes on a fart
May not make us swoon: "Art!",
But we'll LAUGH,'cause her poems are FUN!
For Jan who reminds me that writing should first and foremost be fun!
Written by
Silent One
Categories:
poetry,
Notorious Poet
There once was a man who wrote poetry,
but his words caused bad notoriety.
Poems full of bad grammar,
Souper's thought he's a spammer!
But he was struggling with sobriety!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
giving, poetry,
The Pm Fairy Strikes Again
A PM fairy's busy this year,
Bringing souper's some much needed cheer
Check if you have a star
A kind gift from afar
No doubt you're grinning from ear to ear!
1/07/20
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
poetry, sleep, writing,
Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited
Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited
Limericks are so hard to write.
Sometimes, keep me up half the night
Spending way too much time
Just trying to rhyme
A word that’s just out of sight.
Written By John Posey
07/02/13
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
Fun Minions
Fun minions give children a thrill.
Take note of one thing, if you will.
Like a Xanax, the minion,
In one actor's opinion,
Resembles a big yellow pill!
Written Feb24, 2016 for the Minions Poetry Contest of Silent One
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
The Sneaky Ninja Wannabe
There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked in my bedroom one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"
For the 'ALL YOURS (Jun 19)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
To the Birthday Girl -And Guys
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,
Cross-Eyed Woman -Limerick-
Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall
after running into a brick wall
she was hit over the head
with a big loaf of bread
while trying to play basketball
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.23/2004
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, me, poetry,
Soup Poop
I once knew a poet named Jan
She writes when sitting on the can
Some people here at soup
Think her poems are poop
Not everyone is a Jan fan!
Contest: Sensitive Community
Sponsor Skat (but a PD contest)
02~24~16
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
sea,
Charlie's New Ballad - No More Chicken of the Sea
The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!
Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks
Entered Nov 20, 2020 for the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, thank you,
Flood Warning
There may be a flood in the Isle of Man
From the bladder of poetry Jan
There is no denying
Inco pads I’ll be buying
I’ll judge the contest as fast as I can
27th April 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
From Bad To Verse
Jan doesn't write iambic pentameter
So please don't condescend and mock her
We have different styles
I bring laughter and smiles
Please remember Jan is just an amateur!
30th April 2015
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
A Sheepish Getaway
In a market outdoors one day, Pam
was caught pilfering using a pram.
Fast away that lass flew
on the back of a ewe.
One might say she was then "on the lamb!"
For Brian Strand's All Yours (Jun 27) Poetry Contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anger, poetry,
Contests - Inspired By F J Thomas's Blog
Entering contests isn’t a race
First past the post may not get a place
Don’t make it a mission
To get first position …
Attacking sponsors is a disgrace
Written after reading F J Thomas's blog AFTERAFFECTS OF HOSTING A CONTEST
30th May 2015
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
places,
On Your Visit To Mars
Three times higher on Mars you can jump,
which is great, but you'll sure be a grump
if you visit the spot
so incredibly hot
that the sun, when it's close, roasts your rump!
For the Life On Mars Poetry Contest of Brian Davey
Written by
Kim Van Breda
Categories:
humor, poets, tribute,
Poetry Heaven
oh what a wonderful group we make
as we pen our poems and take a break
our traits range from weird to strange
in all probability certifiably deranged
leaving legacies of genius in our wake
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
farm, funny, humor, life, poetry, scary, work,
Scary to Larry
There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
friendship, sad
P.D. Bye
There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry
*If you find another sad limerick let me know*