Limerick Poems About Pigeon | Pigeon Limerick Poems
Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: religion,

Proof There Is a God

A priest made the sign of a cross
Then knelt to pray to his boss
A pigeon flew by
And baptised the guy
To prove prayers do not gather moss


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: america,

America

From anywhere out of the blue
Comes a rifle shot of white glue
With little fanfair
It plops in your hair
As another pigeon counts, "Coo!"



Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: humorous,

Fiddle Faddle

Have you heard about cowpoke Clapsaddle?
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   He rode fer years on his horse astraddle.

      His legs was badly bowed,

         And he walked pigeon-toed.

            Oddly he named his hoss Fiddle Faddle.

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: bird, funny,

Wildlife 28

Wildlife 28

A plumpish wood pigeon called Sue,
Thought it sexy to bill and to coo,
So she zoomed to the ground,
Where she pranced round and round,
Then flew off 'cos she wanted a poo!


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: culture,

Chilling

I'm stuck on this sidewalk alone
I can't contact god with no phone
Confusing religion
No carrier pigeon
Why doesn't god send down a drone?



Written by Jeff Kyser
Categories: bird,

Homing Pigeon

Which is it, a pigeon or dove?
We hate one; the other, we love.
Your clean car, that blob?
'Twas likely a squab,
opined likewise of you, thereof.

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H/T to Gershon Wolf's Justice for All


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bird, lust,

In Flagrante Delicto

A pigeon expressed to a dove
An urgent desire to make love
Like a maniac
He hopped on her back
Pursuant to all the above


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: hair,

Pick Another Dilly

Moon dancing in Trafalgar Square
When pigeon poop* soared through the air
It splattered around
Without touching ground
But no one had a facemask spare 


*aka London hairspray


Written by Sierra Chen
Categories: animal, bird, boyfriend, fun, green, humor, spring,

Q3 Trail

Andy the explorer seeks unmark trail
He takes QQ on a long march never fail
Roadrunner rather run than fly
Catch a bird let’s make a pigeon pie
Both can’t wait to hurry home for a champagne cocktail


Written by Anthony Biaanco
Categories: fantasy, fun,

Pigeon Tart

pigeon tart pecked at a red M&M
her head feathers became a fiery blend
the poets were shocked and confused
while scratching the head of their muse
what happens if she pecks a green M&M


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bird, word play,

Pig Eon Aka Rock of Ages

A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Pigeon Toed

All along I thought Mo's new moniker Was “Pigeon Toed” from the “Feathered Chronicle” But I just realized “Tart” was more idealized Hope you'll forgive me my happy frolicker


Written by Thomas Harrison
Categories: animal,

Pigeon

Once, when younger at the beach,
Dad bought us an ice cream each.
A pigeon, alert,
pooed on dad’s dessert;
no more it tasted of peach!