Poem Details | by
Kory Calhoun |
Categories:
funny
There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Percy pig was feeling quite shaken -
He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon
Turning white as a sheet
He then started to bleat
As a sheep could he be mistaken!
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17th June 2016
Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
Poor Bob was a kind of a dork
He kept eating soup with a fork
We wasn't to bright
Sad was his plight
When he took his pig to New York
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny, humor,
A Pig in a Poke--Cheese & Whine
A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said, “Take her
But do not forsake her
When you find that Mary’s contrary”.
Poem Details | by
Cecil Hickman |
Categories:
funny, life, nostalgia,
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Silliness can eventually become a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind can also be nice
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Emma Willden |
Categories:
funny,
There once was girl named Nicola
she had dreams about Diet Cola
the cola was big
and nasty as a pig
as it chased her around the granola.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
anxiety,
Been healthy as a pig in poop all my life
Should I be concerned, I've lost my appetite
Is this something serious
At the thought I'm delirious
What if.what if.. I'm on my last flight
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animals, food, funny
“Pig in the Poke.”
There once was a pig that liked Cokes.
He usually partied; told jokes.
One day he woke up.
Drank mud from his cup.
Then, he choked; poor pig in the poke.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 30, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, on work and working, people, friend,
I have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine.
Poem Details | by
Emily Westfaul |
Categories:
animals, food, funny,
There once was a pink, pig named Bill,
who climbed up a big, big hill.
He climbed to the top
not to be pork chop,
but his big owner found him still.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
I so loved Mister Pigo the pig
It was not at all infra dig
A Man and a beast
On a great love feast
joked jigged and rode in a gig
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
animal, humorous, pets, , cute,
Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig'
Over time it grew ever so big!
It cannot be denied
That the seller had lied
If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig!
01~02~16
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Sam bought a yellow pig in a poke
He was a chip of a good old bloke
The Yellow broke Sam's peace
Sold at a dime a piece
Sam had to put on a mourning cloak
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
December 02, 2014
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a right dandy dude from New York
He dined each day on the finest loin of pork
Never met a pig he did not admire,
Roasting on a flaming barby fire
Made even tastier by the pop of the cork.
May 23, 2021
Poem Details | by
Ghita Manaila |
Categories:
new york,
There was a young man from New York
He daily used to eat roast pork.
But when someone gave him a fig
He began grunting like a pig
And then he went sadly to work.
Poem Details | by
Larry Bradfield |
Categories:
drink,
I met a wee lad in the fog
He sat on a wee people's log
I said, "Dance me a jig"
He said,"I'm not your pig.
I'm drinkin' me grog on the bog!"
3/15/2017
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
silly,
I’m happy as a pig in poop
cavorting through the soup
this lovely day
some internet play
I’ve been lacking due to goop
*it’s been rumored the recent poor internet service was caused by moisture getting to the fiber optic lines Sounds a bit goopy to me;-)
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My denture are broken and my body doth sag
Still a happy old pig
Can still do a jig
But lately having trouble some parts to wag
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
silly,
A shortage of bacon reserves
Has Willie, pork lover, in nerves
Willie says drat
Without pig fat
I just might lose all my curves
(based on the fake news “Bacon Reserve Shortage in the USA”)
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
What earth shattering things have I got to say
The world's still round, same stuff each day
Happy as a pig
So what the frig
Why can't everybody perform in life's happy play
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
creation, identity, imagination, introspection,
I’m just a cow chewing my cud
if a bull, I could be a stud
reincarnated I could be
something different but lazy
I’ll choose pig, just lay in the mud
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Eva Sweenie swum in a raw
And made a she-fish her foe
Oh, each cursed each
A pig or a bitch
They got a roe deal for sure
Poem Details | by
Anisha Dutta |
Categories:
animal, cute,
Pig and Moles
I noticed a fatty pig
to take a broad spade to dig
three tiny round holes'
for three cute mute moles
playing with balls small and big.
02/21.16