Limerick Poems About Pig | Pig Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

OINK VEY - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!




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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous,

IS PERCY TRYING TO PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES

Percy pig was feeling quite shaken - He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon Turning white as a sheet He then started to bleat As a sheep could he be mistaken! Entered into 101 in a row contests ~14 sponsored by PD Linda:-) 17th June 2016


Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

A Guy and His Pig

Poor Bob was a kind of a dork He kept eating soup with a fork We wasn't to bright Sad was his plight When he took his pig to New York



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Kissing A Pig



Silliness can eventually become a way of life A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice Or dancing a jig Maybe kissing a pig The animal kind can also be nice © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: funny, life, nostalgia,

Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, GPSs

I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what  I do 


written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire 
Contest Name Techno-Limericks  


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny, humor,

A Pig in a Poke

 A Pig in a Poke--Cheese & Whine

A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said, “Take her
But do not forsake her
When you find that Mary’s contrary”.






Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: anxiety,

A Pig In Poop



Been healthy as a pig in poop all my life Should I be concerned, I've lost my appetite Is this something serious At the thought I'm delirious What if.what if.. I'm on my last flight


Poem Details | by Emma Willden |
Categories: funny,

Nicola

There once was girl named Nicola
she had dreams about Diet Cola
the cola was big
and nasty as a pig
as it chased her around the granola.


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals, food, funny

Pig in the Poke.

“Pig in the Poke.”

There once was a pig that liked Cokes.
He usually partied; told jokes.
One day he woke up.
Drank mud from his cup.
Then, he choked; poor pig in the poke.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 30, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick


Poem Details | by Emily Westfaul |
Categories: animals, food, funny,

Pink Pork chop Bill

There once was a pink, pig named Bill,
who climbed up a big, big hill.
He climbed to the top
not to be pork chop,
but his big owner found him still.


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny, on work and working, people, friend,

POSH PIGS

I have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous, pets, , cute,

SOMEONE WAS TELLING HUGE PORKIE PIES

Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig' Over time it grew ever so big! It cannot be denied That the seller had lied If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig! 01~02~16


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Sam bought a yellow pig

Sam bought a yellow pig in a poke
He was a chip of a good old bloke
The Yellow broke Sam's peace
Sold at a dime a piece
Sam had to put on a mourning cloak






© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 
December 02, 2014


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: silly,

cavorting through the soup

I’m happy as a pig in poop
cavorting through the soup
this lovely day
some internet play
I’ve been lacking due to goop

*it’s been rumored the recent poor internet service was caused by moisture getting to the fiber optic lines Sounds a bit goopy to me;-)


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, pets,

Saved His Bacon

A pig from the slaughterhouse ran
When he heard he'd end up in a pan
He was found by an actor
Who had failed the X-Factor
So his bacon was saved by a ham.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Life's A Play



What earth shattering things have I got to say The world's still round, same stuff each day Happy as a pig So what the frig Why can't everybody perform in life's happy play


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

My Body Doth Sag



Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags My denture are broken and my body doth sag Still a happy old pig Can still do a jig But lately having trouble some parts to wag


Poem Details | by Ghita Manaila |
Categories: new york,

The young man from New York

There was a young man from New York
He daily used to eat roast pork.
But  when someone gave him a fig
He began grunting like a pig
And then he went sadly to work.


Poem Details | by Anisha Dutta |
Categories: animal, cute,

Pig and Moles


  Pig and Moles

                  I noticed a fatty pig
                  to take a broad spade to dig
                     three tiny round holes'            
                     for three cute mute moles
                 playing with balls small and big.

   02/21.16
            


Poem Details | by Larry Bradfield |
Categories: drink,

Drinkin' Me Grog

I met a wee lad in the fog
He sat on a wee people's log
I said, "Dance me a jig"
He said,"I'm not your pig.
I'm drinkin' me grog on the bog!"

3/15/2017


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: silly,

bacon scare

A shortage of bacon reserves
Has Willie, pork lover, in nerves
Willie says drat
Without pig fat
I just might lose all my curves

(based on the fake news “Bacon Reserve Shortage in the USA”)


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor,

New York Barbecue

Once there was a right dandy dude from New York
He dined each day on the finest loin of pork
Never met a pig he did not admire,
Roasting on a flaming barby fire
Made even tastier by the pop of the cork.

May 23, 2021


Poem Details | by Mark Elam |
Categories: food, fun,

Truffles

It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles 
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Famous Quotes



“I'll be BOCK” a quote from an Arnie gig Here's another, “Bring me the head of a pig” Sure this one's got ya stumped It's Brian Reagan's best punch A real funny man with a following quite big (Check him out!!!)