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Written by Kory Calhoun
Categories: funny

Oink Vey - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous,

Is Percy Trying To Pull the Wool Over Our Eyes

Percy pig was feeling quite shaken -
He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon
Turning white as a sheet
He then started to bleat
As a sheep could he be mistaken!

Entered into 101 in a row contests ~14 
sponsored by PD Linda:-)

17th June 2016

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, food, funny, giggle,

A Delicacy to Delight the Most Discriminating Pig

    Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe 
     Pig was not looking for any old slop
        He searched high and low
        Meat tasted like crow
     'Please, Elmer, one pound of strings from your mop’

Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!

Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: funny

A Guy and His Pig








Poor Bob was a kind of a dork
He kept eating soup with a fork
We wasn't to bright
Sad was his plight
When he took his pig to New York

Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: funny, life, nostalgia,

Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Gpss

I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what  I do 


written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire 
Contest Name Techno-Limericks

Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny, humor,

A Pig In a Poke

A Pig in a Poke--Cheese & Whine

A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said, “Take her
But do not forsake her
When you find that Mary’s contrary”.

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Kissing a Pig

Silliness can eventually become a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind can also be nice

© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Emma Willden
Categories: funny,

Nicola

There once was girl named Nicola
she had dreams about Diet Cola
the cola was big
and nasty as a pig
as it chased her around the granola.

Written by Emily Westfaul
Categories: animals, food, funny,

Pink Pork Chop Bill

There once was a pink, pig named Bill,
who climbed up a big, big hill.
He climbed to the top
not to be pork chop,
but his big owner found him still.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous, pets, , cute,

Someone Was Telling Huge Porkie Pies

Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig'
Over time it grew ever so big!
It cannot be denied
That the seller had lied
If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig!

01~02~16

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: anxiety,

A Pig In Poop

Been healthy as a pig in poop all my life
Should I be concerned, I've lost my appetite
Is this something serious
At the thought I'm delirious
What if.what if.. I'm on my last flight

Written by William Robinson
Categories: animals, children, funny, on work and working, people, friend,

Posh Pigs

I have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine.

Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: animals, food, funny

Pig In the Poke.

“Pig in the Poke.”

There once was a pig that liked Cokes.
He usually partied; told jokes.
One day he woke up.
Drank mud from his cup.
Then, he choked; poor pig in the poke.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 30, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

Mister Pigo

I so loved Mister Pigo the pig
                                       It was not at all infra dig
                                            A Man and a beast
                                          On a great love feast
                                    joked jigged and rode in a gig

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humor,

New York Barbecue

Once there was a right dandy dude from New York
He dined each day on the finest loin of pork
Never met a pig he did not admire,
Roasting on a flaming barby fire
Made even tastier by the pop of the cork.

May 23, 2021

Written by Ghita Manaila
Categories: new york,

The Young Man From New York

There was a young man from New York
He daily used to eat roast pork.
But  when someone gave him a fig
He began grunting like a pig
And then he went sadly to work.

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Sam Bought a Yellow Pig

Sam bought a yellow pig in a poke
He was a chip of a good old bloke
The Yellow broke Sam's peace
Sold at a dime a piece
Sam had to put on a mourning cloak






© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 
December 02, 2014

Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: silly,

Cavorting Through the Soup

I’m happy as a pig in poop
cavorting through the soup
this lovely day
some internet play
I’ve been lacking due to goop

*it’s been rumored the recent poor internet service was caused by moisture getting to the fiber optic lines Sounds a bit goopy to me;-)

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: age,

My Body Doth Sag

Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My denture are broken and my body doth sag
Still a happy old pig
Can still do a jig
But lately having trouble some parts to wag

Written by Larry Bradfield
Categories: drink,

Drinkin' Me Grog

I met a wee lad in the fog
He sat on a wee people's log
I said, "Dance me a jig"
He said,"I'm not your pig.
I'm drinkin' me grog on the bog!"

3/15/2017