Limerick Poems About Penguin | Penguin Limerick Poems
Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: bird, humorous,

Penguin Speak

Spiffed up in my tux and looking so cool

   My, how the ladies do titter and drool

      I strut about to entice

         Fell on my bum on the ice

            Picking myself up, slunk off like a fool


Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: animals, children

Blacky the Penguin

There was a young penguin named Blacky
His walk was considered quite wacky
He dressed in a tux
But unlike the ducks
The noise he made wasn't a quacky




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Written by Geoffrey Brewer
Categories: animal, humor,

The Penguin

THE PENGUIN

The penguin’s no slouch, he’s a winner
By sartorial standards no sinner
He’ll emerge in a trice 
From the Antarctic ice
Already dressed for dinner


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: age,

Walk Like a Penguin

Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin Wobbling describes it, could be water retention All that being said More that I dread A load in my nighty causing hypertension


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: age,

Walk Like a Penguin

Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin Wobbling describes it, could be water retention All that being said More that I dread A load in my nighty causing much hypertension



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Walk Like a Penguin

Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin Wobbling describes it, could be water retention All that being said More that I dread A load in my nighty causing much hypertension


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: bird, paris, song,

The Penguin Who Squawked For His Supper

There once was a penguin, got lost in France
Had to sing for his supper or else dance --
   He decided to squawk
   At which Parisians gawked --
He hit a high note and down came his pants


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Walking Like a Penguin

Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin Wobbling describes it, could be water retention All that being said More that I dread A load in my nighty causing much hypertension


Written by Thomas Wiener
Categories: animal, humor, light,

The Nihilist Penguin

There was once a penguin who thought
That religion and morals were naught,
As he swam in cold water
He thought, "Boy, I oughta...
Do something, but I don't know what.”


Written by Robert Zimmerman
Categories: drink, humor,

Frank The Penguin

I once knew a penguin named Frank.
Who had a big problemHe drank.
He got a full snout.
His wife threw him out.
And now he's asleep in “the tank.”


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: fun,

When Umbrellas Attack


The Penguin, a fowl, quite absurd,
With his brollies, he'd flap, never stirred.
He'd quack with a sneer,
"My plans are quite clear!"
Then trip on his own, feathered word.

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(The Penguin in Batman)