Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
animals, children
There was a young penguin named Blacky
His walk was considered quite wacky
He dressed in a tux
But unlike the ducks
The noise he made wasn't a quacky
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Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
animal, humor,
THE PENGUIN
The penguin’s no slouch, he’s a winner
By sartorial standards no sinner
He’ll emerge in a trice
From the Antarctic ice
Already dressed for dinner
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing hypertension
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
bird, paris, song,
There once was a penguin, got lost in France
Had to sing for his supper or else dance --
He decided to squawk
At which Parisians gawked --
He hit a high note and down came his pants
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Poem Details | by
Thomas Wiener |
Categories:
animal, humor, light,
There was once a penguin who thought
That religion and morals were naught,
As he swam in cold water
He thought, "Boy, I oughta...
Do something, but I don't know what.”
Poem Details | by
Robert Zimmerman |
Categories:
drink, humor,
I once knew a penguin named Frank.
Who had a big problemHe drank.
He got a full snout.
His wife threw him out.
And now he's asleep in “the tank.”