Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Penguin Speak
Spiffed up in my tux and looking so cool
My, how the ladies do titter and drool
I strut about to entice
Fell on my bum on the ice
Picking myself up, slunk off like a fool
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
animals, children
Blacky the Penguin
There was a young penguin named Blacky
His walk was considered quite wacky
He dressed in a tux
But unlike the ducks
The noise he made wasn't a quacky
**for "Limerick II" contest.the"Amphibi..something!"
sponsored by Deborah Guzzi
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
animal, humor,
The Penguin
THE PENGUIN
The penguin’s no slouch, he’s a winner
By sartorial standards no sinner
He’ll emerge in a trice
From the Antarctic ice
Already dressed for dinner
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
age,
Walk Like a Penguin
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing hypertension
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
age,
Walk Like a Penguin
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Walk Like a Penguin
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, paris, song,
The Penguin Who Squawked For His Supper
There once was a penguin, got lost in France
Had to sing for his supper or else dance --
He decided to squawk
At which Parisians gawked --
He hit a high note and down came his pants
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Walking Like a Penguin
Since getting old, I now walk like a penguin
Wobbling describes it, could be water retention
All that being said
More that I dread
A load in my nighty causing much hypertension
Written by
Thomas Wiener
Categories:
animal, humor, light,
The Nihilist Penguin
There was once a penguin who thought
That religion and morals were naught,
As he swam in cold water
He thought, "Boy, I oughta...
Do something, but I don't know what.”
Written by
Robert Zimmerman
Categories:
drink, humor,
Frank The Penguin
I once knew a penguin named Frank.
Who had a big problemHe drank.
He got a full snout.
His wife threw him out.
And now he's asleep in “the tank.”
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
fun,
When Umbrellas Attack
The Penguin, a fowl, quite absurd,
With his brollies, he'd flap, never stirred.
He'd quack with a sneer,
"My plans are quite clear!"
Then trip on his own, feathered word.
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(The Penguin in Batman)