Limerick Poems About Parrot | Parrot Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.

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Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

The Pirate Captain

  A pirate captain yelling orders on deck,
    Was bitten by his parrot on the neck,
          His blood-curdling scream
     Followed by a volley of blaspheme,
Caused him to be known as Captain Peck.



Poem Details | by Dawn Gordon |
Categories: animalshappy, blue, happy,

Blue from Rio

Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio", A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know, A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land, Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand, Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: bird, humor,

Tale Of A Talking Parrot

There was a pirate whose parrot could talk What happened to it was such a big shock At the captain it swore Poor old thing seen no more Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,

Aspiring Parrot

Once a parrot named Kevin
Wanted to go to heaven.
So he flew and flew
But when out of view,
Was forced to land in Akron.



Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea

Sea Parrot

Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animals, funny

Lewis the Parrot

I know of a parrot called Lewis Whose impressions went right just through us With his amazing charm Like a burglar alarm When he did, he'd always confuse us http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humor,

The Parson's Parrot

The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,

   Known for squawking many a naughty word!

      Said parson, "Let's make a pact;

         Here and now clean up your act!"

            Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Squark - for reindeer limerick contest

The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot


10 December 2018

Funny reindeer limerick contest

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, spoken word,

SHE WILL NOT SHUT UP

Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea This condition has no panacea – Like a parrot who’s squawking She just cannot stop talking It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea 7/13/18


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Torturing Mice



Today is the first day of the rest of your life So start out beaming, it's a very small price Jumping through hoops Smelling parrot poop And the finer things in life like torturing mice


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Torturing Mice



Today is the first day of the rest of your life So start out beaming, it's a very small price Jumping through hoops Smelling parrot poop And the finer things in life like torturing mice


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: animal, humorous,

A Mexican Parrot

A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!

Written 2/19/22


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: bird,

Wobbly Keas



A Kea is a parrot found in New Zealand Also called Wobbly Keas, pranksters of birdland Clowns of the mountains Known to thousands Of natives and tourists for fun loving diversions


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: bird, food, health, silly, spoken word,

I Popped Fred's Balloon

  Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
  Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
     But I popped Fred's balloon
     Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
  "My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"