Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
You Are What You Eat
There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
The Pirate Captain
A pirate captain yelling orders on deck,
Was bitten by his parrot on the neck,
His blood-curdling scream
Followed by a volley of blaspheme,
Caused him to be known as Captain Peck.
Written by
Dawn Gordon
Categories:
animalshappy, blue, happy,
Blue From Rio
Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio",
A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know,
A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land,
Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand,
Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
bird, humor,
Tale of a Talking Parrot
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,
aspiring parrot
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to fly to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea
Sea Parrot
Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, spoken word,
She Will Not Shut Up
Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea
This condition has no panacea –
Like a parrot who’s squawking
She just cannot stop talking
It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea
7/13/18
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Squark - For Reindeer Limerick Contest
The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot
10 December 2018
Funny reindeer limerick contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchen
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
animals, funny
Lewis the Parrot
I know of a parrot called Lewis
Whose impressions went right just through us
With his amazing charm
Like a burglar alarm
When he did, he'd always confuse us
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humor,
The Parson's Parrot
The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,
Known for squawking many a naughty word!
Said parson, "Let's make a pact;
Here and now clean up your act!"
Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
bird,
Wobbly Keas
A Kea is a parrot found in New Zealand
Also called Wobbly Keas, pranksters of birdland
Clowns of the mountains
Known to thousands
Of natives and tourists for fun loving diversions
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Torturing Mice
Today is the first day of the rest of your life
So start out beaming, it's a very small price
Jumping through hoops
Smelling parrot poop
And the finer things in life like torturing mice
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, humorous,
A Mexican Parrot
A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!
Written 2/19/22
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
Hoarse Feathers
My parrot made me want to smack her
With all that noise the deaf could track her
I was hoping she'd talk
But all she did was squawk
So now she's Polly on a cracker
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Torturing Mice
Today is the first day of the rest of your life
So start out beaming, it's a very small price
Jumping through hoops
Smelling parrot poop
And the finer things in life like torturing mice
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, bird, cute, food, funny, nursery rhyme,
Funny Bunny
He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
He ate a carrot,
became a parrot.
Now, isn’t that just too funny?
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
anger, bird, cute,
A Talented Parrot Named Jaster
There’s this talented parrot named Jaster
Who imitates his ill-tempered master ~
The master goes ballistic
Over Jaster’s stylistics ~
Jaster echoes him better and faster
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, food, health, silly, spoken word,
I Popped Fred's Balloon
Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
But I popped Fred's balloon
Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
"My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anger, bird, car, funny, giggle, humor,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks are here below par.