There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.
A pirate captain yelling orders on deck,
Was bitten by his parrot on the neck,
His blood-curdling scream
Followed by a volley of blaspheme,
Caused him to be known as Captain Peck.
Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio",
A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know,
A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land,
Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand,
Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to go to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.
Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea
This condition has no panacea –
Like a parrot who’s squawking
She just cannot stop talking
It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea
I know of a parrot called Lewis
Whose impressions went right just through us
With his amazing charm
Like a burglar alarm
When he did, he'd always confuse us
The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot
10 December 2018
Funny reindeer limerick contest
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life
So start out beaming, it's a very small price
Jumping through hoops
Smelling parrot poop
And the finer things in life like torturing mice
The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,
Known for squawking many a naughty word!
Said parson, "Let's make a pact;
Here and now clean up your act!"
Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
A Kea is a parrot found in New Zealand
Also called Wobbly Keas, pranksters of birdland
Clowns of the mountains
Known to thousands
Of natives and tourists for fun loving diversions
A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!
Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
But I popped Fred's balloon
Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
"My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"