Limerick Poems About Parrot | Parrot Limerick Poems
Written by John Williams
Categories: funny,

You Are What You Eat

There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.


Written by John Williams
Categories: children, funny,

The Pirate Captain

A pirate captain yelling orders on deck,
    Was bitten by his parrot on the neck,
          His blood-curdling scream
     Followed by a volley of blaspheme,
Caused him to be known as Captain Peck.



Written by Dawn Gordon
Categories: animalshappy, blue, happy,

Blue From Rio

Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio", A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know, A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land, Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand, Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: bird, humor,

Tale of a Talking Parrot

There was a pirate whose parrot could talk What happened to it was such a big shock At the captain it swore Poor old thing seen no more Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,

aspiring parrot

once a parrot named kevin

wanted to fly to heaven

so he flew and flew

but when out of view

was forced to land in akron.



Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea

Sea Parrot

Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, spoken word,

She Will Not Shut Up

Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea This condition has no panacea – Like a parrot who’s squawking She just cannot stop talking It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea 7/13/18


Written by Terry Flood
Categories: christmas, funny,

Squark - For Reindeer Limerick Contest

The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot


10 December 2018

Funny reindeer limerick contest

Sponsor Tania Kitchen


Written by James Fraser
Categories: animals, funny

Lewis the Parrot

I know of a parrot called Lewis Whose impressions went right just through us With his amazing charm Like a burglar alarm When he did, he'd always confuse us http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: bird, humor,

The Parson's Parrot

The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,

   Known for squawking many a naughty word!

      Said parson, "Let's make a pact;

         Here and now clean up your act!"

            Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: bird,

Wobbly Keas

A Kea is a parrot found in New Zealand Also called Wobbly Keas, pranksters of birdland Clowns of the mountains Known to thousands Of natives and tourists for fun loving diversions


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Torturing Mice

Today is the first day of the rest of your life So start out beaming, it's a very small price Jumping through hoops Smelling parrot poop And the finer things in life like torturing mice


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: animal, humorous,

A Mexican Parrot

A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!

Written 2/19/22


Written by Randy Freie
Categories: humorous,

Hoarse Feathers

My parrot made me want to smack her

With all that noise the deaf could track her

I was hoping she'd talk

But all she did was squawk

So now she's Polly on a cracker


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life,

Torturing Mice

Today is the first day of the rest of your life So start out beaming, it's a very small price Jumping through hoops Smelling parrot poop And the finer things in life like torturing mice


Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: animal, bird, cute, food, funny, nursery rhyme,

Funny Bunny

He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: anger, bird, cute,

A Talented Parrot Named Jaster

    There’s this talented parrot named Jaster 
    Who imitates his ill-tempered master ~
      The master goes ballistic
      Over Jaster’s stylistics ~
    Jaster echoes him better and faster


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: bird, food, health, silly, spoken word,

I Popped Fred's Balloon

Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
  Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
     But I popped Fred's balloon
     Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
  "My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anger, bird, car, funny, giggle, humor,

walking parrot

a parrot walks into a bar

hey buddy have you got a car

i hike for ten miles

get nothing but smiles

and sidewalks are here below par.