Limerick Poems About Paradise | Paradise Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise,

Snogging

What's a billabong, a bop on the noggin” In Oz, they speak funny, harkens back to their login They misunderstood Puters in all likelihood Thought it was a passing fad, much-preferred snoggin' (look it up!)


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fantasy,

Clothing Was Banned

Dreamt last night I was king of a land A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men Sunshine galore Couldn't ask for more Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned



Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: funny, humor, paradise, sea,

Another Sailor's Tail Tale

They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny

Limerick In Paradise

If I were a fly on their wall
And heard about Adam’s big fall.
I’d say “God please try me.
I’ll do better than he
If I weren’t so unfairly small”.




For Michael's Fly on the Wall limerick contest  won # 4


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise,

Bra and Panties

What is more appealing I'd sure like to know Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow No, I'm not obsessed Well maybe a little I guess My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: work,

John Milton's Paradise

I once had a boss called Milton,
Who thought his shop was the Hilton,
He sold ancient clothes,
All full of big holes,
And always put an old kilt on.

John Milton was Scrooge – truly the tightest person I’ve ever known!


Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: funny, husband, wife,

Trouble In Paradise

I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!


Written by Russell Sivey
Categories: funny, humorous,

Pigs Sty

One would be flabbergasted by
All the stink that is in the sty
The pigs sure don’t care
The smell in the air
It’s a paradise for a fly

Russell Sivey


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: passion,

The Edge of Paradise

Most ladies prefer soft, gentle sex None of that rough house stuff except There are some days Yip yippy kiyay When to the edge of paradise we're swept © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise,

Crime Is Non-Existant

Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups Seems like a crime to me Starvation is a way out it seems Want to lose weight but not destroy my carcass


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: travel,

Maui's Magic

Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears Nature's magic exposed Paradise disclosed If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: beach,

Bondi Beach

Heard Bondi Beach is the place to be Like paradise splashing in the big blue sea Sir Tom told me about it Said I should really visit At the same time say hello to sweet Maria


Written by Romeo Naces
Categories: happiness, life, mystery,

Yonder Lies Paradise

Partly heaven, partly hell, before our very eyes,

joy doesn't last, freedom's not forever, beauty dies;

                              transient hours,

                            this world of ours,

   indeed, imperfect, but never far from paradise !


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: dream,

Clothing Was Banned

Dreamt last night I was king of a land A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men Sunshine galore Couldn't ask for more Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: paradise, philosophy,

dare we dream

The utopian spiel with zeal
We'll visit this Eden ideal
But the feel one seeks
Will really need tweaks
To give paradise sweet appeal


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise, psychological,

Keep Paddling

Nobody's perfect but I must be the exception This opinion of myself may be a misconception Ya gotta dream Keep paddling up stream The final day ain't that far from inception


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

The Edge of Paradise

Most ladies prefer soft, gentle sex None of that rough house stuff except There are some days Yip yippy kiyay When to the edge of paradise we're swept


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: paradise,

Aloha

Waikiki has no friendly pawn
In a flash all my cash has gone
But its really grand
To lie on the sand
Thinking of you with nothing on


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life, love,

Love and Life

Decided to write about love and life Odd for me, inspired by nature's slice But for this silly guy Every once in a while Get all gushy and mushy in love's paradise


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life,

Don'T Give Up

Don't give up the ship, this ship called life The magic it provides is beyond paradise Paradise on earth Discover it's worth By enjoying each day and being nice to some mice


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise,

Slept In Today

Slept in today a rare occurrence A morning person usually is my preference Six thirty it is for me Nine a.mpeople worried But here I am full of poop and exuberance


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: paradise,

Makes Me Fatta

Yada yada yada love those enchiladas Any time of the day, don't care if it makes me fatta Nothing else spins my noodle Could eat oodles and oodles Italy wouldn't exist without my pasta extravaganza


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: allusion,

Scratch 'N Sniff

Great advice, scratch 'n sniff to paradise Might take a few scratches, it's a roll of the dice Odds are not in your favor No matter, someone will savor A huge lump of cash, a limitless fortune will entice