Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise,
Snogging
What's a billabong, a bop on the noggin”
In Oz, they speak funny, harkens back to their login
They misunderstood
Puters in all likelihood
Thought it was a passing fad, much-preferred snoggin'
(look it up!)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fantasy,
Clothing Was Banned
Dreamt last night I was king of a land
A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men
Sunshine galore
Couldn't ask for more
Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, paradise, sea,
Another Sailor's Tail Tale
They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Limerick In Paradise
If I were a fly on their wall
And heard about Adam’s big fall.
I’d say “God please try me.
I’ll do better than he
If I weren’t so unfairly small”.
For Michael's Fly on the Wall limerick contest won # 4
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Destroying Paradise
We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back
Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack
Soon the world will be paved over
Surely no more rolling in clover
Seems like us guys are about to run off the track
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise,
Bra and Panties
What is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well maybe a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
work,
John Milton's Paradise
I once had a boss called Milton,
Who thought his shop was the Hilton,
He sold ancient clothes,
All full of big holes,
And always put an old kilt on.
John Milton was Scrooge – truly the tightest person I’ve ever known!
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, husband, wife,
Trouble In Paradise
I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Pigs Sty
One would be flabbergasted by
All the stink that is in the sty
The pigs sure don’t care
The smell in the air
It’s a paradise for a fly
Russell Sivey
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
passion,
The Edge of Paradise
Most ladies prefer soft, gentle sex
None of that rough house stuff except
There are some days
Yip yippy kiyay
When to the edge of paradise we're swept
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise,
Crime Is Non-Existant
Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket
Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups
Seems like a crime to me
Starvation is a way out it seems
Want to lose weight but not destroy my carcass
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
travel,
Maui's Magic
Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear
The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears
Nature's magic exposed
Paradise disclosed
If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
beach,
Bondi Beach
Heard Bondi Beach is the place to be
Like paradise splashing in the big blue sea
Sir Tom told me about it
Said I should really visit
At the same time say hello to sweet Maria
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
happiness, life, mystery,
Yonder Lies Paradise
Partly heaven, partly hell, before our very eyes,
joy doesn't last, freedom's not forever, beauty dies;
transient hours,
this world of ours,
indeed, imperfect, but never far from paradise !
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Destroying Paradise
We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back
Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack
Soon the world will be paved over
Surely no more rolling in clover
Seems like us guys are about to run off the track
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dream,
Clothing Was Banned
Dreamt last night I was king of a land
A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men
Sunshine galore
Couldn't ask for more
Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
paradise, philosophy,
dare we dream
The utopian spiel with zeal
We'll visit this Eden ideal
But the feel one seeks
Will really need tweaks
To give paradise sweet appeal
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise, psychological,
Keep Paddling
Nobody's perfect but I must be the exception
This opinion of myself may be a misconception
Ya gotta dream
Keep paddling up stream
The final day ain't that far from inception
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
happiness,
The Edge of Paradise
Most ladies prefer soft, gentle sex
None of that rough house stuff except
There are some days
Yip yippy kiyay
When to the edge of paradise we're swept
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
paradise,
Aloha
Waikiki has no friendly pawn
In a flash all my cash has gone
But its really grand
To lie on the sand
Thinking of you with nothing on
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life, love,
Love and Life
Decided to write about love and life
Odd for me, inspired by nature's slice
But for this silly guy
Every once in a while
Get all gushy and mushy in love's paradise
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Don'T Give Up
Don't give up the ship, this ship called life
The magic it provides is beyond paradise
Paradise on earth
Discover it's worth
By enjoying each day and being nice to some mice
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise,
Slept In Today
Slept in today a rare occurrence
A morning person usually is my preference
Six thirty it is for me
Nine a.mpeople worried
But here I am full of poop and exuberance
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
paradise,
Makes Me Fatta
Yada yada yada love those enchiladas
Any time of the day, don't care if it makes me fatta
Nothing else spins my noodle
Could eat oodles and oodles
Italy wouldn't exist without my pasta extravaganza
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
allusion,
Scratch 'N Sniff
Great advice, scratch 'n sniff to paradise
Might take a few scratches, it's a roll of the dice
Odds are not in your favor
No matter, someone will savor
A huge lump of cash, a limitless fortune will entice