Written by
DM Babbit
Categories:
friend, funny,
Sandra
I once had a friend named Sandra
and in so many ways she was like a Panda
warm and cuddly in appearance seen
but if provoked, she really could be mean
so keep your distance and be warned by this stanza
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
Pandas
Panda bears are not real, that's total nonsense
They're manufactured in an obscure Chinese province
Peebs work into the night
Making these Christmas delights
But only give them their naughty parts with the boss' consent
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sweet,
Amanda Panda
Just started to frequent a café called ”Crepe Star”
A sweet waitress there remembers us and our histoire
Her name is Amanda
We call her Amanda Panda
Hugged us as we parted, felt like two superstars