Limerick Poems About Oyster | Oyster Limerick Poems
Written by Andrew Battaglino
Categories: father daughter, humorous,

Digger From Oyster Bay

Digger from Oyster Bay

There once was a digger from old Oyster Bay
Who did the right thing on a very wrong day
While taking a hike down a long winding trail
Saw his daughter and mailman delivering mail
Surprisingly on take your daughter to work day


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: food, humorous,

Mountain Oysters For Ladies Brunch

Mountain oyster stew for lunch
Lovely for an old ladies’ brunch
They down them with glee
Happy as crones can be
I do not think they have a hunch



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Chuckling Chiquitas

I'm Chuckling Chiquita and I'm here to say The world is your oyster so swing and sway Listen to the music It's therapeutic I'm a happy banana dancing life away


Written by Kai Michael Neumann
Categories: confidence,

Fresco

a slick mime had only one dime

bought a slivery pot of slime

world’s no oyster

went to a cloister

sacred graffiti thickens the crime


23rd November 2020


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: allusion,

Chimps

Awesome how one day the world is our oyster Next day we feel like a people destroyer Could be friend or foe No matter the chapeau Do chimps really have this same paranoia



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: anxiety,

Chimps

Amazing how one day the world is our oyster Next day we feel like a people destroyer Could be friend or foe No matter the chapeau Do chimps have this same paranoia


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

A Chuckling Chiquita

I'm Chuckling Chiquita and I'm come to say The world is our oyster so swing and sway Listen to the music It's therapeutic I'm a happy banana dancing life away