Limerick Poems About Owl | Owl Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny, humorous,

King Arthur

(Limerick) There once was an owl named Argonne That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon Of Merlin & the sword of Power Of Camelot, and all the square Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 10.4.2014

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings of a Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"



Poem Details | by Audrey Haick |
Categories: nature

A Lonely Owl

Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,

samanthas tree

sammy scampered up a tree

to see what she might see

so far she boosted

an old owl roosted

on sams precarious knee.


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: funny,

Hoot E Owl Esq

Hoot EOwl Esq. By Tom Wright A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high, Calling out to all, is any wiser than I? He’d read his book, From his overlook, Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Wise Old Owl

You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat Standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: change, conflict, fate, giggle, humor, jealousy, moving on,

mcfee

once an elf named mcfee

tried to sleep in an tree

till its owl found out

and hooted a shout

mcfee you better flee.


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: 3rd grade,

Does a Bear Go In the Woods

I once saw a bear on the prowl
Who, one night encountered an owl
The owl said  "Who"
The Bear answered "Pooh"
I knew something smelled a bit fowl


Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, nonsense, drug,

Bogg the Steely Bug

Bogg the steely bug took a smart drug
                                Played silly buggers in Biggie’s rug
                                     Biggie screeched like owl
                                       Hey,No fare, no fowl
                              Big Bogg made Biggie a real humbug


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: funny, humor,

Limerick Contest Bawdy

The argument

There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!


Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Wise Old Owl

You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's quite nude


Poem Details | by Bill Frew |
Categories: animals

"beguiled"

You are my beguiling barn owl
You make me to scream and howl

     and when your aloof
     i don't give it a hoot

and i long to caress your soft jowls!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Wise Old Owl

You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude


Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: humor, sleep,

The Night Owl

He'd be the only one wide awake under his roof,
writing poems and posting them all on poetry soup,
munching loudly on a midnight snack,
wife about to give powerful smack,
leaving behind his crumbs and not giving an owls hoot.


Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: bird,

Tu Whit-Tu Whoo

An owl is a curious bird
Whose hooting you've probably heard.
It's deemed to be wise
Has perfect disguise
And eyes of a size quite absurd.

02.05.21


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: black african american, culture, international, nursery rhyme, political, racism, tree,

Tree Ring Circus

Donald Trump was as stumped as a man can be
"How could LeBron James be anything like me?"
A wise old owl
Commenced to howl
"Quite different branches grow on the same tree!"


Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: bird, humor, night,

Night Bird Talk

Night air seeping in is anything but serene,
hear gossip through my window screen,
mockingbird mocks a few,
barn owl repeats who,
bird talk just like human beings!



4-19-17


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Were Wise Old Owl

Were Wise Old Owl

What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Owl, That Hurts

I should not have looked from my good luck spot
to see dirty things that bring the eyes rot,
so while my eyes are burning
my head's completely turning...
can't stand humans in such a twisted knot!


Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: animal, appreciation,

Nelly the Calm Owl

All the wild critters run a race
But Nelly maintains a calm pace
So calm in her ways
Her actions display
No feathers ever ruffled out of place!


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, bird, cat, cry, funny,

Kat Amongst the Birds Pigeons Whoo-

He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW

1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr2022©


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Crow Thief

There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Process With Most Progress

Process With Most Progress

We must be prepared to accept process,
Which will result in the most progress;
A wise old owl
Said root canal;
After you already have had an abscess.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

Flapping My Gums

A wise old owl this duffer's become Trying to appear brilliant, flapping my gums At times what comes out Gobbly guk creating doubt Bout the power of my brain or am I just a bum


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

Flapping My Gums

A wise old owl this duffer's become Trying to appear brilliant, flapping his gums At times what comes out Gobbly gook creating doubt Bout the power of the brain or am I just a bum