Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
funny, humorous,
King Arthur
(Limerick)
There once was an owl named Argonne
That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon
Of Merlin & the sword of Power
Of Camelot, and all the square
Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon!
Dorian Petersen Potter
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10.4.2014
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Musings of a Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
nature
A Lonely Owl
Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,
samanthas tree
sammy scampered up a tree
to see what she might see
so far she boosted
an old owl roosted
on sams precarious knee.
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny,
Hoot E Owl Esq
Hoot EOwl Esq.
By
Tom Wright
A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his overlook,
Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Wise Old Owl
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
Standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
change, conflict, fate, giggle, humor, jealousy, moving on,
mcfee
once an elf named mcfee
tried to sleep in an tree
till its owl found out
and hooted a shout
mcfee you better flee.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
3rd grade,
Does a Bear Go In the Woods
I once saw a bear on the prowl
Who, one night encountered an owl
The owl said "Who"
The Bear answered "Pooh"
I knew something smelled a bit fowl
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense, drug,
Bogg the Steely Bug
Bogg the steely bug took a smart drug
Played silly buggers in Biggie’s rug
Biggie screeched like owl
Hey,No fare, no fowl
Big Bogg made Biggie a real humbug
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
funny, humor,
Limerick Contest Bawdy
The argument
There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!
Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
wisdom,
A Wise Old Owl
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
While standing in line at MacDonald's quite nude
Written by
Bill Frew
Categories:
animals
"beguiled"
You are my beguiling barn owl
You make me to scream and howl
and when your aloof
i don't give it a hoot
and i long to caress your soft jowls!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
wisdom,
A Wise Old Owl
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, sleep,
The Night Owl
He'd be the only one wide awake under his roof,
writing poems and posting them all on poetry soup,
munching loudly on a midnight snack,
wife about to give powerful smack,
leaving behind his crumbs and not giving an owls hoot.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
black african american, culture, international, nursery rhyme, political, racism, tree,
Tree Ring Circus
Donald Trump was as stumped as a man can be
"How could LeBron James be anything like me?"
A wise old owl
Commenced to howl
"Quite different branches grow on the same tree!"
Written by
Wendy Watson
Categories:
bird,
Tu Whit-Tu Whoo
An owl is a curious bird
Whose hooting you've probably heard.
It's deemed to be wise
Has perfect disguise
And eyes of a size quite absurd.
02.05.21
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
bird, humor, night,
Night Bird Talk
Night air seeping in is anything but serene,
hear gossip through my window screen,
mockingbird mocks a few,
barn owl repeats who,
bird talk just like human beings!
4-19-17
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Were Wise Old Owl
Were Wise Old Owl
What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.
Jim Horn
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Owl, That Hurts
I should not have looked from my good luck spot
to see dirty things that bring the eyes rot,
so while my eyes are burning
my head's completely turning...
can't stand humans in such a twisted knot!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, appreciation,
Nelly the Calm Owl
All the wild critters run a race
But Nelly maintains a calm pace
So calm in her ways
Her actions display
No feathers ever ruffled out of place!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, bird, cat, cry, funny,
Kat Amongst the Birds Pigeons Whoo-
He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW
1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr2022©
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,
Crow Thief
There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Process With Most Progress
Process With Most Progress
We must be prepared to accept process,
Which will result in the most progress;
A wise old owl
Said root canal;
After you already have had an abscess.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
wisdom,
Flapping My Gums
A wise old owl this duffer's become
Trying to appear brilliant, flapping my gums
At times what comes out
Gobbly guk creating doubt
Bout the power of my brain or am I just a bum
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
allusion,
Flapping My Gums
A wise old owl this duffer's become
Trying to appear brilliant, flapping his gums
At times what comes out
Gobbly gook creating doubt
Bout the power of the brain or am I just a bum