Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
(Limerick)
There once was an owl named Argonne
That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon
Of Merlin & the sword of Power
Of Camelot, and all the square
Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon!
Dorian Petersen Potter
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10.4.2014
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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Poem Details | by
Audrey Haick |
Categories:
nature
Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,
sammy scampered up a tree
to see what she might see
so far she boosted
an old owl roosted
on sams precarious knee.
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
funny,
Hoot EOwl Esq.
By
Tom Wright
A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his overlook,
Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
Standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
change, conflict, fate, giggle, humor, jealousy, moving on,
once this small elf named mcfee
tried to sleep in an elm tree
till its owl found out
and hooted this shout
mcfee you better now flee.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, nonsense, drug,
Bogg the steely bug took a smart drug
Played silly buggers in Biggie’s rug
Biggie screeched like owl
Hey,No fare, no fowl
Big Bogg made Biggie a real humbug
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
adventure, passion
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She hid in powdered face and red lips
at the lounge much white wine she did sip
and when on the prowl
she'd find a night owl
cause, this "Cougar" she shot from the hip.....
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Contest ~ "Cougar Effect"
Poet~ Rick Parise
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
funny, humor,
The argument
There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!
Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
wisdom,
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
While standing in line at MacDonald's quite nude
Poem Details | by
Bill Frew |
Categories:
animals
You are my beguiling barn owl
You make me to scream and howl
and when your aloof
i don't give it a hoot
and i long to caress your soft jowls!
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
3rd grade,
I once saw a bear on the prowl
Who, one night encountered an owl
The owl said "Who"
The Bear answered "Pooh"
I knew something smelled a bit fowl
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
wisdom,
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, sleep,
He'd be the only one wide awake under his roof,
writing poems and posting them all on poetry soup,
munching loudly on a midnight snack,
wife about to give powerful smack,
leaving behind his crumbs and not giving an owls hoot.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Were Wise Old Owl
What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
bird, humor, night,
Night air seeping in is anything but serene,
hear gossip through my window screen,
mockingbird mocks a few,
barn owl repeats who,
bird talk just like human beings!
4-19-17
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
black african american, culture, international, nursery rhyme, political, racism, tree,
Donald Trump was as stumped as a man can be
"How could LeBron James be anything like me?"
A wise old owl
Commenced to howl
"Quite different branches grow on the same tree!"
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
I should not have looked from my good luck spot
to see dirty things that bring the eyes rot,
so while my eyes are burning
my head's completely turning...
can't stand humans in such a twisted knot!
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
bird,
An owl is a curious bird
Whose hooting you've probably heard.
It's deemed to be wise
Has perfect disguise
And eyes of a size quite absurd.
02.05.21
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, appreciation,
All the wild critters run a race
But Nelly maintains a calm pace
So calm in her ways
Her actions display
No feathers ever ruffled out of place!
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, bird, cat, cry, funny,
He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW
1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr2022©
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,
There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Process With Most Progress
We must be prepared to accept process,
Which will result in the most progress;
A wise old owl
Said root canal;
After you already have had an abscess.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
wisdom,
A wise old owl this duffer's become
Trying to appear brilliant, flapping my gums
At times what comes out
Gobbly guk creating doubt
Bout the power of my brain or am I just a bum