Limerick Poems About Owl | Owl Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny, humorous,

King Arthur

(Limerick) There once was an owl named Argonne That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon Of Merlin & the sword of Power Of Camelot, and all the square Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 10.4.2014

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings Of A Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,

Samantha's Tree

Samantha scampered up a tree
To see whatever she might see.
So far up did she boost
An old owl came to roost,
On Sammy's precarious knee.


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: funny,

Hoot E Owl Esq

Hoot EOwl Esq. By Tom Wright A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high, Calling out to all, is any wiser than I? He’d read his book, From his overlook, Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Wise Old Owl



You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat Standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: change, conflict, fate, giggle, humor, jealousy, moving on,

McFee

Once an elf named McFee
Tried to live in a tree.
But its owl found out
And hooted this shout,
McFee you better flee.


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: adventure, passion

On The Hunt

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She hid in powdered face and red lips
at the lounge much white wine she did sip
and when on the prowl
she'd find a night owl
cause, this "Cougar" she shot from the hip.....
_


Contest ~ "Cougar Effect"

Poet~ Rick Parise


Poem Details | by bill frew |
Categories: animals

"Beguiled"

You are my beguiling barn owl
You make me to scream and howl

     and when your aloof
     i don't give it a hoot

and i long to caress your soft jowls!


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, sleep,

The Night Owl

He'd be the only one wide awake under his roof,
writing poems and posting them all on poetry soup,
munching loudly on a midnight snack,
wife about to give powerful smack,
leaving behind his crumbs and not giving an owls hoot.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Wise Old Owl



You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: bird, humor, night,

Night Bird Talk

Night air seeping in is anything but serene,
hear gossip through my window screen,
mockingbird mocks a few,
barn owl repeats who,
bird talk just like human beings!



4-19-17



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Wise Old Owl



You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's quite nude


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Were Wise Old Owl

Were Wise Old Owl

What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Owl, that hurts

I should not have looked from my good luck spot
to see dirty things that bring the eyes rot,
so while my eyes are burning
my head's completely turning...
can't stand humans in such a twisted knot!


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: funny, humor,

Limerick contest bawdy



The argument

There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!


Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: animal, appreciation,

Nelly the Calm Owl

All the wild critters run a race
But Nelly maintains a calm pace
So calm in her ways
Her actions display
No feathers ever ruffled out of place!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: black african american, culture, international, nursery rhyme, political, racism, tree,

Tree Ring Circus

Donald Trump was as stumped as a man can be
"How could LeBron James be anything like me?"
A wise old owl
Commenced to howl
"Quite different branches grow on the same tree!"


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Process With Most Progress

Process With Most Progress

We must be prepared to accept process,
Which will result in the most progress;
A wise old owl
Said root canal;
After you already have had an abscess.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, bird, cat, cry, funny,

KAT AMONGST THE BIRDS PIGEONS WHOO-

He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW

1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr2022©


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

Flapping My Gums



A wise old owl this duffer's become Trying to appear brilliant, flapping my gums At times what comes out Gobbly guk creating doubt Bout the power of my brain or am I just a bum


Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: bird,

tu whit-tu whoo

An owl is a curious bird
Whose hooting you've probably heard.
It's deemed to be wise
Has perfect disguise
And eyes of a size quite absurd.

02.05.21


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

Flapping My Gums



A wise old owl this duffer's become Trying to appear brilliant, flapping his gums At times what comes out Gobbly gook creating doubt Bout the power of the brain or am I just a bum


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Crow Thief

There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Take Note

Goodness gracious me
What a sight to see
A wise old owl wearing glasses
Taking note of all that passes
Perched high upon a tree


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Will Disembowel A Wise Owl

To eviscerate and disembowel  
and then remove things from.

Will Disembowel A Wise Owl

What we will do  with a wise old owl,
Is to take his brains and disembowel,
Knowledge gather,
Really rather,
So she should stop  wearing a scowl.

Jim Horn