Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
water,
Out of Water
Nineteen fishes and an otter
Wondered if it could be hotter
But they didn't know if it could -
They had gone away for good
Reason? Simple - Out of water!
For contest - Out of water
My second limerick
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Clumsy
Clumsy was Mumsy's daughter
And she was a globe trotter
While in Spain
In disdain
She kissed MrKumsy's otter
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, dad, daughter, farm, giggle, humor, humorous,
farmers daughter
once an amishmans daughter
brought home a talking otter
running in from the field
to her church she revealed
be ye pleased meet our brotter.
Written by
Valerie Bellefleur
Categories:
funny,
Clever Act
There once was a fellow named Kotter
Who once did an act with an otter
While clapping his fins
He juggled several rings
And Kotter paid his otter
Like he oughta
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Otter Facts
An amazing fact most people don't know
Otters sleep holding hands, hetro or homo
Bull poop methinks
Though some do wear pink
Most Otters go drinking with their jock amigos
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
blue, children, fun, giggle, sun, uplifting, water,
Look At What I Found
This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
religion, water,
Jesus Aka Aquaman
As Jesus was walking on water
He plotted to get God to barter
When God heard his pleas
He fell to his knees
And found he could swim like an otter
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fate,
Otter Facts
An amazing fact most people don't know
Otters sleep holding hands, hetro or homo
Bull poop methinks
Though some do wear pink
Most Otters go drinking with their jock amigos
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Newer Testament
Jesus was walking on water
And stepped on a furry otter
God yelled, "Hey down there!
You should be aware
You're treading on Harry Potter!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
memory,
All Over My Blotter
Believe it, was once a teeny bopper
Young girlies were all over my blotter
So many avenues
But never booze
Just a nip but really I shouldn't have otter