Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
humor,
A Limerick
About
An Ostracized Ostrich
Written: by Tom Wright
7/22/2006
An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed
Thought surely she had been snubbed
Though given wings, a pair
They wouldn’t lift her to air
Leaving her to think somebody flubbed
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Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
animal,
Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.
Poem Details | by
Brita Roy |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor,
There was a man from Australia,
Who in life was an utter failure, So he married an Aust-rich,(Ostrich),
To get rid of his glitch,
Then he became a billionaire.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Hair is for losers I said mighty loud.
I said it big and I said it proud!
My husband grinned
Hair on his chin
Bald as ostrich egg seen in a crowd.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pain,
Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds
Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town
Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs
So the question it begs
Are they waiting for death to get rid of their frowns