Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
humor,
An Ostracized Ostrich
A Limerick
About
An Ostracized Ostrich
Written: by Tom Wright
7/22/2006
An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed
Thought surely she had been snubbed
Though given wings, a pair
They wouldn’t lift her to air
Leaving her to think somebody flubbed
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
animal,
Tutu For the Rhino Please
Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.
Written by
Brita Roy
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor,
A Man From Australia
There was a man from Australia,
Who in life was an utter failure, So he married an Aust-rich,(Ostrich),
To get rid of his glitch,
Then he became a billionaire.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pain,
Whopper Eggs
Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds
Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town
Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs
So the question it begs
Are they waiting for death to get rid of their frowns
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Hair Is For Losers
Hair is for losers I said mighty loud.
I said it big and I said it proud!
My husband grinned
Hair on his chin
Bald as ostrich egg seen in a crowd.
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Ostrich and the Gnome Grumble
An ostrich, named Ollie, so grand,
Tried to join a tightrope command.
He tripped on his toes,
And landed on gnomes,
Who yelled, "That's a sand-burying brand!"
©bfa032225