Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
anger,
He had hands just like an octopus
Made me want to scream out loud and cus
I fixed him a deep stare
Made him very aware
Touch my boobies - I’ll make a huge fuss
15th November 2014
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Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny
The mermaids ball music still lingers
Swordfish Fred and his shoal of sweet singers
Had a whale of a time
On the octopus slime
Caressed by their salty fish-fingers
Poem Details | by
Andrew Holt |
Categories:
cheer up, fun, nonsense,
A sailor one day, while out sailing
Thought he heard someone screaming and wailing
The source of the shout
As he later found out
Was an octopus tied to the railing
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus
© Sep 27 2010 Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
In spite of his charm and stunning good looks
Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook
Stole the hearts of young girlies
With his humour quite earthy
He had more arms than an ruddy octopus
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Thomas Kurdyla |
Categories:
funny
The lusty octopus Louise
Loved giving young sailors the squeeze
With her tentacles great
She could satisfy eight
Leaving all hands on deck with large hickeys
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
I married a girl but in fact she was an octopus
Between a hundred leaps and skips she caught hold of a bus
She thrashed the first man she found
Squeezed the second on the ground
And began the head count with the integral calculus.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
passion,
In spite of his charm and stunning good looks
Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook
Stole the hearts of young girlies
With his humour quite earthy
He possessed more arms than an octopus
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
As well as my charm and amazing good looks
You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus
My looks tend to make
Young girlies double take
And fight for a piece of this silly old schnook
© Jack Ellison 2015
Dreaming?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
If I was an octopus I could slap eight people at once
Whatta creative mind I have, just realized it last month
Might partly be my diet
More people should try it
Might lose friends but think of how peaceful you'd become
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
animal, humor, writing,
His prickly quills were more than a few,
her black ink was seldom used,
octopus in sink,
porcupine got ink,
their writing poems making headline news.
11-5-16
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
culture, feelings, love, lust, relationship, romance, sports,
A seaman called, "Octopus" Dennis
Was known to the girls as a menace
A sign from Above
Predicted "True Love"
"But you gotta go out and play tennis!"
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, travel,
Honolulu's Pothole State Park
Is a scary place after dark
With potholes so deep
Anything could creep
From octopus to Great White Shark!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
fish,
Ollie Octopus could sure do some harm
With each one of his poisonous arms ~
He flashed his tentacles
Nearly identicals ~
I hear females fall for his subtler charms
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Imagine having eight arms and three hearts
Like an octopus, don't know where to start
We learn a new skill
First time, what a thrill
Making love with eight arms and three hearts
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
If I was an octopus, I could tickle eight people at once
Or kiss a female octopus twice, that's sixteen, what fun
Thought I'd reveal these oddities
However, I offer no apologies
Are we sure the plural is octopii or maybe octobunch
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
As well as my charm and amazing good looks
You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus
My looks tend to make
Young girlies double take
And fight for a piece of this silly old schnook
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Here's what momma octopus says to her kiddies
“If I've told you once, I've told you eight million times”
But they still don't hear
They're all arms, no ears
Can't all be Einsteins, some need to be octoconcubines