Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
adventure, film,
A Limerick For Lara
[Dedicated to my niece, Lara.]
There was a young lady called Lara
She dreamt of adventure at Tara
Then one day right at dawn
With the wind she was gone
To double for Scarlett O’Hara.
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Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
It's Magic
My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture,
Just Ice
Justice Barr-Nunn and his nice niece
Went on a vacation to Greece
Under the covers
Justice discovers
The Original Golden Fleece
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
lust,
Coquette
An handyman named Warren Peace
Was led astray by Auntie's niece
As a matter of fact
They were caught in the act
And her dad is Chief of Police
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
happy, humorous,
Like Aunt Like Niece
an oddball aunt and her quirky niece
were known for their joyous caprice
without saying why
they’d soar into the sky
traveling happily south with the geese
12/30/21
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
A Can of Tuna
Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed scratch for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor,
A Lively Maltese
On Lake Huron roamed a lively maltese
who chased seagulls with her little niece
But then two birds soared by
swooped them up to the sky
Now they’re off flying south with geese
1/17/22
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
satire,
A Can of Tuna
Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed dough for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb