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Limerick Poems About Neanderthal
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
race,
Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
for Nelson Mandela
Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
history
Where once a neanderthal man stood
And evolution did what it could
If it could turn back the time
In it's evolutionary climb
Honestly, have we turned out for the good
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall
So pull down your shades, they can watch it all
The stripping, the foreplay
Super heroes you portray
Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hero,
A happy life is not available to all
Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball
The successful ones
Are ones with strong lungs
Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
voyage,
An extraordinary winter we're having up here
A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years
As a young chappie in Montreal
My happy days as a neanderthal
Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
nostalgia,
An extraordinary winter we're having up here
A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years
As a young kid in Montreal
Happy days as a neanderthal
Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
nonsense,
The secret to life is no secret at all
It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl
When we master that
The rest is a snap
Standing erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hilarious,
Do you think neanderthals learned to tongue kiss
It would explain the seven billion people on the premises
If they just held hands
And touched other glands
But apparently the tongue was a sex organ causing bliss
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
A happy life is not available to all
Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball
The successful ones
Are ones with strong lungs
Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
child,
Further to my friend's recent post
My son's friend threw a tantrum, hubby was the goat
She threw his meal against the wall
He was acting like a neanderthal
Expecting to be fed like a king in royal robes
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
senses,
The secret to life is really no secret at all
It's as simple as learning to speak and crawl
When we master that
The rest is a snap
Standing erect looking less like a neanderthal
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
A happy life is not available to all
Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball
The successful ones
Are ones with strong lungs
Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
The secret to life is no secret at all
It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl
When we master that
The rest is a snap
Erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silence,
Your favourite team won't win every game
But when they win we celebrate just the same
As if they won it all
Act neanderthal
Go absolutely bonkers without any shame