Limerick Poems About Neanderthal | Neanderthal Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: race,

Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man

Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man

   for Nelson Mandela

Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

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Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: history

Us

Where once a neanderthal man stood
And evolution did what it could
        If it could turn back the time
        In it's evolutionary climb
Honestly, have we turned out for the good







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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Handsome Neanderthal



Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall So pull down your shades, they can watch it all The stripping, the foreplay Super heroes you portray Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hero,

Top Neanderthal



A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: voyage,

My Neanderthal Youth



An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young chappie in Montreal My happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nostalgia,

My Neanderthal Youth



An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young kid in Montreal Happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nonsense,

Neanderthal Like



The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect we'll look less like a neanderthal


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Top Neanderthal



A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hilarious,

Neanderthal Tongue Kissing



Do you think neanderthals learned to tongue kiss It would explain the seven billion people on the premises If they just held hands And touched other glands But apparently the tongue was a sex organ causing bliss


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: senses,

Neanderthal Like



The secret to life is really no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak and crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect looking less like a neanderthal


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: child,

Acting Like A Neanderthal



Further to my friend's recent post My son's friend threw a tantrum, hubby was the goat She threw his meal against the wall He was acting like a neanderthal Expecting to be fed like a king in royal robes


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Top Neanderthal



A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

Neanderthal Like



The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Erect we'll look less like a neanderthal


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silence,

Without Shame



Your favourite team won't win every game But when they win we celebrate just the same As if they won it all Act neanderthal Go absolutely bonkers without any shame