Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, january,
Jan You Wary
The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Lord From the Kingdom of Dunkey
Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey
(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012
Written by
Howard Tunick
Categories:
animal,
Long Ears
There once was a horse with long ears
She was better than all of her peers
But treated quite cruel
‘Til they found her quite cool
Cause not really a horse but a mule
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Teacher Limerick
There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
america,
Elate Your Mate
"Forty acres and a mule"
Was a promise, not a rule
Government lies
So you baptise
Just like any other fool
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Run Over By a Mule 2d Limerick
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
political,
He Needs To Concede
Donald Trump really needs to concede
A new president is what we all need
He's stubborn as a mule
But can't win, voters rule
Step down sir, our Country needs to succeed
11/21/2020
Contest: Out On a Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, culture, endurance, international, moving on, political, relationship,
Hee Haw Trumpetting
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
It's Magic
My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, word play,
A Little 's'
My friend, Don Quixote, a stubborn fool
Didn't own a horse, so he rode a mule
First he said, 'What's next?'
Then he tried, 'What next?'
Huh? What? ~ He was a little 's' in school
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Between Sinner and Savior
Between Sinner and Savior
Between Sinner and Savior sermon fought dual;
And which one lately had been new found fool;
Heard teaching,
During preaching;
He said we were all sinners stubborn as a mule.
Jim Horn
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, discrimination, giggle, senses,
To What End, a Mule
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
40 Acres and a Mule
A former Canadian Mountie
Lost his mule and put up a bounty
Though he searched high and low
He got lost in the snow
And found his ass in the next county
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
Donkey Mule Sidekick and Ass
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
word play,
Deep Russian
A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Priest Never Planned
Priest Never Planned
Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.
Jim Horn
(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)