The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!
Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey
(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012
There once was a horse with long ears
She was better than all of her peers
But treated quite cruel
‘Til they found her quite cool
Cause not really a horse but a mule
There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn
Donald Trump really needs to concede
A new president is what we all need
He's stubborn as a mule
But can't win, voters rule
Step down sir, our Country needs to succeed
Contest: Out On a Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!
"Forty acres and a mule"
Was a promise, not a rule
So you baptise
Just like any other fool
My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule
Between Sinner and Savior
Between Sinner and Savior sermon fought dual;
And which one lately had been new found fool;
He said we were all sinners stubborn as a mule.
My friend, Don Quixote, a stubborn fool
Didn't own a horse, so he rode a mule
First he said, 'What's next?'
Then he tried, 'What next?'
Huh? What? ~ He was a little 's' in school
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks
A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?
Priest Never Planned
Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.
(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)