Limerick Poems About Mule | Mule Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, january,

Jan You Wary

The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!

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Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey

Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey

(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012



Poem Details | by Howard Tunick |
Categories: animal,

Long Ears

There once was a horse with long ears

She was better than all of her peers

But treated quite cruel 

‘Til they found her quite cool

Cause not really a horse but a mule


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick

Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick

In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.

Ho Ho Horn


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Teacher Limerick

There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.



Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: political,

He needs to Concede

Donald Trump really needs to concede
A new president is what we all need
He's stubborn as a mule
But can't win, voters rule
Step down sir, our Country needs to succeed


11/21/2020

Contest: Out On a Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: animal, culture, endurance, international, moving on, political, relationship,

Hee Haw TRUMPetting

A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Between Sinner and Savior

Between Sinner and Savior

Between Sinner and Savior sermon fought dual;
And which one lately had been new found fool;
Heard teaching,
During preaching;
He said we were all sinners stubborn as a mule.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,

Donkey Mule Sidekick and Ass

A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Deep Russian

A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Priest Never Planned

Priest Never Planned

Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.

Jim Horn

(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)