Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.
Written by Gail DeBole
Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
After caught in the rain,
She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
This is written with tons of tongue in cheek
But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week
He was my favorite star
Outshone Donny Duck by far
A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Jack put his ol body out for rent
His wife got mad and did vent
Threw him out of the house
Now he lives with a mouse
In a 1940's pup tent
There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!
Dorian Petersen Potter
September 8, 2014
Believe it or not, I just acquired a new client
Still at it at 80, something's out of alignment
Should have hung up my mouse
Talents have yet to head south
So, long as I'm breathing, still working on refinement
The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.
A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.
A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.
I decided that a silly poem I would write
About a mouse who wanted to fly a kite
Up, up went the mouse
Right over the house
Last seen hanging on with all of his might...
For the Silly Poem contest..
A boy had a spider called Bill
which gave his sister always a chill
one day a cat came into their house
but instead of catching a mouse
she had eaten up poor little Bill
For Jon's Limerick-Contest
Jane has a big house
Made of cats and mouse
When they all screech
She runs for beach
Stripping skirt and blouse
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
There once was a mouse named Cheeto,
Who ventured from his hole incognito.
He wore some cat fur,
And pretended to purr,
But he sounded more like a mosquito.
Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock
Hickory, dickory dock
mouse ran away with my sock
now they don't match
can you do catch?
now there's two more mice on clock.
Written: Nov1, 2015
When the Cat met the Mouse at the mall,
They got along fine and all…
Until Cat saw Mouse’s house!
And she spat at the Mouse,
Hissing, “It’s no more than a hole in the wall!!”
Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop
Food was disappearing from my house
Right before my eyes could it be a mouse
I put it right here
I know I did I swear
OH it's just my greedy spouse
Perhaps it's time to hang up my mouse
Spend more time cuddling with my spouse
Have neglected my sweetie
Made her all sad and weepy
Must rectify this before our marriage heads south
TV sure has changed since I was a wee one
Stuff that's allowed today would surely have stunned
Nudity and stuff
Foul words up our butt
We've come a long way since Mickey Mouse and bubble gum
Biddity, bobbity, boo..this tune's hanging round in my psyche
A hit when I was a wee tike running around in my nightie
How old was I?
Allow me to clarify
The Second World War hadn't begun and Mickey Mouse was almighty
Well hot diggety dock, a mouse ran up my clock
Now that's quite a sight but it sounds like a crock
Since the digital revolution
Quite silly, what confusion
Young'uns are thinking you guys need a doc
© Jack Ellison 2015
Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!
Searching for a topic for my next limerick post
Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast
To some movie hero
Like Robert De Niro
Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse
NOT IN THE SAND BOX!!
She chased the birds their feathers raising grit
chewed upon the mouse she showed up with
then pawed the ground
without a sound
made that smiley face and sh..