Limerick Poems About Mouse | Mouse Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: animal, cat,

Three Cats In a House

Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.

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Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.

Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, nostalgia

Mickey Mouse

This is written with tons of tongue  in cheek

   But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week

      He was my favorite star

         Outshone Donny Duck by far

            A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Body For Rent

Jack put his ol body out for rent
His wife got mad and did vent
Threw him out of the house
Now he lives with a mouse
In a 1940's pup tent

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: addiction, food, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Crackers and Cheese


There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!

Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000

September 8, 2014

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: retirement,

Still At It At 80

Believe it or not, I just acquired a new client Still at it at 80, something's out of alignment Should have hung up my mouse Talents have yet to head south So, long as I'm breathing, still working on refinement

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

The Elephant and the Mouse

The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: humorous,

Ghost Lady

A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, funny,

The Intruder

A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: animal, flying,

Poor Mouse

I decided that a silly poem I would write About a mouse who wanted to fly a kite Up, up went the mouse Right over the house Last seen hanging on with all of his might...
For the Silly Poem contest..

Poem Details | by Gert W. Knop |
Categories: animals

Spider Bill

A boy had a spider called Bill
which gave his sister always a chill
one day a cat came into their house
but instead of catching a mouse
she had eaten up poor little Bill

For Jon's Limerick-Contest

Poem Details | by Andrew Battaglino |
Categories: divorce, funny, strength,

Man Named Morse

There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, funny,

Jane Has a Big House

Jane has a big house 
                                         Made of cats and mouse 
                                           When they all screech 
                                             She runs for beach 
                                        Stripping skirt and blouse

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animal, fun, silly,

A Mouse Named Cheeto

There once was a mouse named Cheeto,
Who ventured from his hole incognito.
He wore some cat fur,
And pretended to purr,
But he sounded more like a mosquito.


Poem Details | by Yvonne De Carlosa |
Categories: fun, giggle, humorous,

Hickory Dickory Mouse On Clock

Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock

Hickory, dickory dock
mouse ran away with my sock
now they don't match
can you do catch?
now there's two more mice on clock.

Written: Nov1, 2015

Poem Details | by Sarah Bester |
Categories: animals, cat,

Cat and Mouse

When the Cat met the Mouse at the mall,
They got along fine and all…
Until Cat saw Mouse’s house!
And she spat at the Mouse,
Hissing, “It’s no more than a hole in the wall!!”

Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: nonsense,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine Lim'Rik Contest

Pizza Dream

Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop

Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: funny

Mystery Solved

Food was disappearing from my house
Right before my eyes could it be a mouse
  I put it right here
  I know I did I swear
OH it's just my greedy spouse

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory,

Biddity Bobbity Boo

Biddity, bobbity, boo..this tune's hanging round in my psyche A hit when I was a wee tike running around in my nightie How old was I? Allow me to clarify The Second World War hadn't begun and Mickey Mouse was almighty

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy, humanity,

Up Our Butt

TV sure has changed since I was a wee one Stuff that's allowed today would surely have stunned Nudity and stuff Foul words up our butt We've come a long way since Mickey Mouse and bubble gum

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: family,

Maybe Hang Up My Mouse

Perhaps it's time to hang up my mouse Spend more time cuddling with my spouse Have neglected my sweetie Made her all sad and weepy Must rectify this before our marriage heads south

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Hot Diggety Dock

Well hot diggety dock, a mouse ran up my clock Now that's quite a sight but it sounds like a crock Since the digital revolution Quite silly, what confusion Young'uns are thinking you guys need a doc © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, bullying, corruption, judgement, political, trust, women,

Mickey Mouse Justice

Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Searching For a Topic

Searching for a topic for my next limerick post Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast To some movie hero Like Robert De Niro Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Adding To a Cat's Diet

There’s a query that I need to conclude,
about my cat who with mice does collude.
Now I’d pay the price
to get rid of these mice -
Where can I buy mouse-flavored cat food?