Limerick Poems About Mouse | Mouse Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: animal, cat,

THREE CATS IN A HOUSE

Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.

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Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection



Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, nostalgia

Mickey Mouse

This is written with tons of tongue  in cheek

   But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week

      He was my favorite star

         Outshone Donny Duck by far

            A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Body For Rent

Jack put his ol body out for rent
His wife got mad and did vent
Threw him out of the house
Now he lives with a mouse
In a 1940's pup tent


Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: addiction, food, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Crackers And Cheese

(Limerick)


There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!


Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


September 8, 2014



Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE

The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: retirement,

Still At It At 80



Believe it or not, I just acquired a new client Still at it at 80, something's out of alignment Should have hung up my mouse Talents have yet to head south So, long as I'm breathing, still working on refinement


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Ghost Lady

A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, funny,

The Intruder

A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: animal, flying,

Poor Mouse


I decided that a silly poem I would write About a mouse who wanted to fly a kite Up, up went the mouse Right over the house Last seen hanging on with all of his might...
For the Silly Poem contest..


Poem Details | by Gert W. Knop |
Categories: animals

Spider Bill

A boy had a spider called Bill
which gave his sister always a chill
one day a cat came into their house
but instead of catching a mouse
she had eaten up poor little Bill


For Jon's Limerick-Contest


Poem Details | by Sarah Bester |
Categories: animals, cat,

Cat and Mouse


When the Cat met the Mouse at the mall,
They got along fine and all…
Until Cat saw Mouse’s house!
And she spat at the Mouse,
Hissing, “It’s no more than a hole in the wall!!”


Poem Details | by Yvonne De Carlosa |
Categories: fun, giggle, humorous,

Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock

Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock


Hickory, dickory dock
mouse ran away with my sock
now they don't match
can you do catch?
now there's two more mice on clock.



Written: Nov1, 2015
Yvonne


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Hot Diggety Dock



Well hot diggety dock, a mouse ran up my clock Now that's quite a sight but it sounds like a crock Since the digital revolution Quite silly, what confusion Young'uns are thinking you guys need a doc © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: family,

Maybe Hang Up My Mouse



Perhaps it's time to hang up my mouse Spend more time cuddling with my spouse Have neglected my sweetie Made her all sad and weepy Must rectify this before our marriage heads south


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animal, fun, silly,

A Mouse Named Cheeto

There once was a mouse named Cheeto,
Who ventured from his hole incognito.
He wore some cat fur,
And pretended to purr,
But he sounded more like a mosquito.

3/10/11


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: nonsense,

Laughter is the Best Medicine Lim'rik Contest

Pizza Dream

Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

Mystery Solved

Food was disappearing from my house
Right before my eyes could it be a mouse
  I put it right here
  I know I did I swear
OH it's just my greedy spouse


Poem Details | by Andrew Battaglino |
Categories: divorce, funny, strength,

Man Named Morse





There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy, humanity,

Up Our Butt



TV sure has changed since I was a wee one Stuff that's allowed today would surely have stunned Nudity and stuff Foul words up our butt We've come a long way since Mickey Mouse and bubble gum


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory,

Biddity Bobbity Boo



Biddity, bobbity, boo..this tune's hanging round in my psyche A hit when I was a wee tike running around in my nightie How old was I? Allow me to clarify The Second World War hadn't begun and Mickey Mouse was almighty


Poem Details | by MC MC |
Categories: animals

There Once Was A Mouse Named Leon

There once was a mouse named Leon
who always lit up in neon
he went to the park 
while it was real dark
yet, could see everything he could wee on.




Copyright McCuen 2009


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: cat, perspective,

NOT IN THE SAND BOX

NOT IN THE SAND BOX!!

She chased the birds their feathers raising grit
chewed upon the mouse she showed up with
then pawed the ground
without a sound
made that smiley face and sh..


10/5/2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Searching For A Topic



Searching for a topic for my next limerick post Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast To some movie hero Like Robert De Niro Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, bullying, corruption, judgement, political, trust, women,

Mickey Mouse Justice

Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!