Limerick Poems About Mosquito | Mosquito Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor, insect,

Veto the Mosquito WBM

When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto 
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold

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Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, nature, seasons

Mosquito Pete, The rip Off

    Mosquito with a bloody mission

Taking what's mine without permission 

      Loss of blood and a bump
      Itchy scratch with a lump

  Donation of blood, no commission 







Poem Details | by Benya Anivat |
Categories: insect,

Annoyed

There's a word that is called "mosquito"
When I here it, it's pretty annoying
I think of insects
buzzing round me
and sucking all my blood!

I just won't let this happen
I wouldn't want to itch
could we be friends
and make a deal
and leave each other ALONE!


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: animals, fantasy, funny

Hello, Humans. I Am A Mosquito.

What I work for is here in my sack.
Feed my young so we all can buzz back.
You're just the right type.
Let's hook up my pipe.
We'll have a nice mealOH NO! SMACK!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Sunburned Eye



Did you ever see a fly with a sunburned eye Or a tiny mosquito that consumed a whole pie Whatcha been smokin' Your brain is erodin' Better come down, you're flyin' too high © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: science,

The Lowly Mosquito



The most dangerous critter is the lowly mosquito They spread nasty germs round the world, mes amigos Need to squish them flat With a swat and a splat Watch for blood and guts all over your chemise-o © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animal, fun, silly,

A Mouse Named Cheeto

There once was a mouse named Cheeto,
Who ventured from his hole incognito.
He wore some cat fur,
And pretended to purr,
But he sounded more like a mosquito.

3/10/11


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: grief,

The Lowly Mosquito



The most dangerous critter is the lowly mosquito Spreading nasty germs round the world, my amigos Need to squish them flat With a swat and a splat Watch for blood and guts all over your chemise-o


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: abuse, fear, voice, woman,

One Less Mosquito Bite Tomorrow

One Less Mosquito Bite Tomorrow

On her mantle of pain an evil vulture sits
His mosquito bites feeding off her grits
He drew blood from her heart
And more from her triple parts
She looked to repose as she caught her wits

connie pachecho

8/23/17


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Vampire Quest

I chased a mosquito back to his nest
Determined to capture or kill the rest
My feet got stuck in the mud
They drained me of all my blood
Those blood sucking bugs I truly detest


Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: animal, funny,

The Palaeontologist

THE PALAEONTOLOGIST
There was once a palaeontologist Hammering rocks hard he couldn’t resist He found mosquito fossils large In strange rocks of Jurassic age Theorized why Dinosaurs don’t exist.
April 26, 2018.


Poem Details | by JENNIFER PROXENOS |
Categories: june,

MOSQUITO IN WINTER

MOSQUITO IN WINTER

A mosquito hovering over me, nearly June,
With no direction whatsoever, well after noon,
This pest had lost its way,
Needed sun, had gone astray,
Fooled by the heat of today, will disappear soon!


Poem Details | by Anil Deo |
Categories: analogy, fear, humor, insect, world, world war i, world war ii,

Reporting from the Mosquito Front

A man with towel and cellphone
Returned with news, The enemy's gone!
Locking the bedroom door
He'd piled bodies on the floor
But Zweeee! He forgot one last one


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Trump Again

Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!


Poem Details | by Larry Bradfield |
Categories: humorous,

The Devil's Own Bug WBM

A mosquito had bitten me twice
I swore that he wouldn't bite me thrice
I set the whole woods ablaze
With fire and smoke to amaze
He bit me again with avarice

7-26-19
Contest:What's Bugging Me
Sponsor: Kim Rodrigues


Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: adventure, art,

Jackson Pollack Wallop


A rogue mosquito wasn't practicing
the fine art of social distancing
so with one vicious wallop
I painted a Jackson Pollack
and hung it in an art gallery


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: goodbye,

All Over My Chemise-o



The dangerous critter is the lowly mosquito They spread germs around the world, my amigos Need to squish them flat With a swat and a splat Watch for blood all over your chemise-o


Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: allusion, metaphor,

MOSQUITO ON THE NAUTICAL CHART



         


         An experienced ship's commander
         uses AIs similar transponder
         knows what the map blur is
         don't sink ship for quiz
         not blur of mosquito , i ponder


Poem Details | by MAHTAB BANGALEE |
Categories: life,

Dark Disease

An old man on the bed of fever
Lying with mask in pandemic fear
Mosquito drinks blood
without chirping heart,
Dark disease comes with united fire


15.06.2020 Chattogram