Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
nonsense,
Bullwinkle's End
The journey began in Kigali,
but came to an end at Denali:
it started off Rocky,
but downed with some Sake,
grilled moose makes the perfect tamale.
Written by
Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories:
funny
Dressed For Success!
...for Juvie's 'moose'
Her moose is loose and wanderin',
her peace of mind he's squanderin',
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just hafta do her own launderin'!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Is It Moose Or Meese
It's true, the plural of moose is meese
Just like the plural of goose is geese
Who wrote the rules
To meese, it's cruel
Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,
Fractured Fake News
Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.
Written by
Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories:
humor,
Dressed For Success
Her moose is loose and wandering,
her peace of mind he's squandering,
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just have to do her own laundering!
********
...my friend Juvie and her missing muse!
Written by
Mike Youds
Categories:
funny,
Scan Der Navy An
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
nonsense,
Mooselick
Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose?
She laid a golden egg
In my red duffel bag
While I was running for the loo bowels loose
(Nonsense/Limerick)
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
books, funny, silly,
Hippy Potty Moose
Hippy was a potty moose
Read three books by Dr Seuss
One about a Cat
One about a Hat
One about Horton on the loose
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
A Calabus Loved a Calaboose
A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, native american,
Chief Randy Moose
His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose
Since with young maidens he played fast and loose
He was very prolific
His stamina terrific
He enlarged his tribe with many papoose
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Yellow Stones
A wanton young girl on the loose
Encountered a big, horny moose
It mounted behind
And what did she find?
It really was a silly goose!
Written by
Wendy Watson
Categories:
animal,
The Elusive Moose
A singular beast is the moose
And said to be quite a recluse.
Fleet-footed, it seems
It's only in dreams
You'll capture a moose on the loose!
05.01.23
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
fun, humorous,
The Mousse
Gee, I want a chocolate moose
But, I got a charred up goose
It tasted so bad
I threw I’ve been had
Awe, I tried to give it a spruce