Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
nonsense,
The journey began in Kigali,
but came to an end at Denali:
it started off Rocky,
but downed with some Sake,
grilled moose makes the perfect tamale.
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Poem Details | by
Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories:
funny
...for Juvie's 'moose'
Her moose is loose and wanderin',
her peace of mind he's squanderin',
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just hafta do her own launderin'!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
It's true, the plural of moose is meese
Just like the plural of goose is geese
Who wrote the rules
To meese, it's cruel
Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease
Poem Details | by
Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories:
humor,
Her moose is loose and wandering,
her peace of mind he's squandering,
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just have to do her own laundering!
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...my friend Juvie and her missing muse!
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
nonsense,
Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose?
She laid a golden egg
In my red duffel bag
While I was running for the loo bowels loose
(Nonsense/Limerick)
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,
Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.
Poem Details | by
Mike Youds |
Categories:
funny,
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
books, funny, silly,
Hippy was a potty moose
Read three books by Dr Seuss
One about a Cat
One about a Hat
One about Horton on the loose
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, native american,
His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose
Since with young maidens he played fast and loose
He was very prolific
His stamina terrific
He enlarged his tribe with many papoose
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A wanton young girl on the loose
Encountered a big, horny moose
It mounted behind
And what did she find?
It really was a silly goose!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humorous,
Gee, I want a chocolate moose
But, I got a charred up goose
It tasted so bad
I threw I’ve been had
Awe, I tried to give it a spruce
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
animal,
A singular beast is the moose
And said to be quite a recluse.
Fleet-footed, it seems
It's only in dreams
You'll capture a moose on the loose!
05.01.23