Limerick Poems About Moose | Moose Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: funny

Dressed For Success!

...for Juvie's 'moose'


Her moose is loose and wanderin',
her peace of mind he's squanderin',
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just hafta do her own launderin'!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Is It Moose Or Meese



It's true, the plural of moose is meese Just like the plural of goose is geese Who wrote the rules To meese, it's cruel Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease



Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: nonsense,

mooselick

Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose 
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose? 
She laid a golden egg 
In my red duffel bag 
While I was running for the loo bowels loose 





(Nonsense/Limerick)


Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: humor,

Dressed For Success


Her moose is loose and wandering,
her peace of mind he's squandering,
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just have to do her own laundering!

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...my friend Juvie and her missing muse!


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: books, funny, silly,

Hippy Potty Moose

Hippy was a potty moose
Read three books by Dr Seuss
One about a Cat
One about a Hat
One about Horton on the loose



Poem Details | by Mike Youds |
Categories: funny,

Scan der Navy an

“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

A calabus loved a calaboose

A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.


Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,

Fractured Fake News

Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, native american,

Chief Randy Moose

His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose

   Since with young maidens he played fast and loose

      He was very prolific

         His stamina terrific

            He enlarged his tribe with many papoose


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Yellow Stones

A wanton young girl on the loose
Encountered a big, horny moose
It mounted behind
And what did she find?
It really was a silly goose!


Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: fun, humorous,

THE MOUSSE

Gee, I want a chocolate moose
But, I got a charred up goose
It tasted so bad
I threw I’ve been had
Awe, I tried to give it a spruce