Poem Details | by
Margaret Foster |
Categories:
funny,
I’m a monkey who lived all alone
So of I went and got me a clone
He looks just like me
Moved into my tree
And now he wants a clone of his own
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Poem Details | by
Lawrence Ingle |
Categories:
funny, natural disasters, pets
Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!
Poem Details | by
Abe Lopez |
Categories:
animals
Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humor,
Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
- Monkey things
- with flyin’ wings;
And. the water’s bad – ask the witch!
Poem Details | by
Skylee Jones |
Categories:
children, funny,
Andy dressed up in a costume
to do tricks for his treats.
He stept outside and tripped,
on the tail of his monkey suit.
The kids laughed and pointed.
Poor Andy ran away ,
no candy in hand.
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a dame called Rose Mary”the charter”
“Man with a monkey face, elastic arm” her character
Iron man, He Man, Superman,
Spider man, are great power men
Bloody patent this character, for trillion dollars sure!
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you
For the Zoo contest
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
internet, satire,
Twitter is an addiction
A serious affliction
Like heroin, meth, or crack
With this monkey on one's back
Lost between fact and fiction
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey
(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
animals,
I once saw a monkey at a zoo,
He was swinging, as apes often do.
He replied, when I laughed,
And he made me look daft:
‘Sure hope I don’t evolve into you.’
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,
Monkey Puzzle
Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor,
Monkey Business
The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”
John GLawless
8/25/2017
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
My formula for living has always been
Be happy, start each day with a great big grin
Easy pill to swallow
Others will follow
Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
writing,
Used to be this high octane poet
Running outta gas, my poems sure show it
Need a fillup
Injection up my butt
Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, giggle, music, romantic love,
Yesterday I ran into a macaque
Who was playing a violin out back
Making music with his bow
A real monkey Romeo
Fiddling with sweet Juliet in the sack
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
boy, child, childhood, children, life,
Too industrious to listen and reflect
his curiosity needs to genuflect
always in a mess
his monkey business
map of life he’s not ready to collect.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly,
once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
anxiety, celebration, character, silly,
If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?
1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
animal, anxiety, fear, humorous, irony, murder, nature,
There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay
While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight
Now the hunter became the prey!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
When men are getting off their rocks
They seldom think of monkeypox
In the vaccine queue
All eyes are on you
So keep in mind that money talks
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Spread Out
Trump would some spread out like a sparrow;
Then he had covered it up with his sombrero;
Found on file;
Monkey trial;
Does believe he is related to Clarence Darrow.
Jim Horn