Limerick Poems About Monkey | Monkey Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Monkey see Monkey do

I’m a monkey who lived all alone So of I went and got me a clone He looks just like me Moved into my tree And now he wants a clone of his own

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Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!



Poem Details | by Abe Lopez |
Categories: animals

Fear the Monkey

Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a tipsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

If You Don't Have Rabies



What does it take to win over the ladies Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes You can be a bit chunky Or resemble a monkey You'll win but only if you don't have rabies © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Things Ain't Right in OZ

In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
 - Monkey things
 - with flyin’ wings;
And. the water’s bad – ask the witch!


Poem Details | by Skylee Jones |
Categories: children, funny,

Andy got no Candy

Andy dressed up in a costume
to do tricks for his treats.
He stept outside and tripped,
on the tail of his monkey suit.
The kids laughed and pointed.
Poor Andy ran away ,
no candy in hand.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Secret Deal


Once there was a dame called Rose Mary”the charter”
“Man with a monkey face, elastic arm” her character
Iron man, He Man, Superman, 
Spider man, are great power men
Bloody patent this character, for trillion dollars sure! 


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Evolution

We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you

For the Zoo contest


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey

Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey

(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: animals,

Zoo

I once saw a monkey at a zoo,
He was swinging, as apes often do.
He replied, when I laughed,
And he made me look daft:
‘Sure hope I don’t evolve into you.’


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,

Monkey Puzzle

Monkey Puzzle

Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees


Poem Details | by Anthony Beck |
Categories: internet, satire,

Twunkies

Twitter is an addiction
A serious affliction
Like heroin, meth, or crack
With this monkey on one's back
Lost between fact and fiction


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”


John GLawless
8/25/2017



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Monkey See



My formula for living has always been Be happy, start each day with a great big grin Easy pill to swallow Others will follow Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

If You Don't Have Rabies



What does it take to win over the ladies Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes You can be a bit chunky Or resemble a monkey You'll win but only if you don't have rabies


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: boy, child, childhood, children, life,

Young and Stubborn

Too industrious to listen and reflect
his curiosity needs to genuflect
always in a mess
his monkey business
map of life he’s not ready to collect.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: writing,

Running Outta Gas



Used to be this high octane poet Running outta gas, my poems sure show it Need a fillup Injection up my butt Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: anxiety, celebration, character, silly,

WHAT YOU GONNA DO

If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?

1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

FUNKY

She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.


Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: animal, anxiety, fear, humorous, irony, murder, nature,

The Hunter and The Monkey

There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay

While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight

Now the hunter became the prey!


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle, music, romantic love,

Monkey Romeo

 Yesterday I ran into a macaque
 Who was playing a violin out back
   Making music with his bow
   A real monkey Romeo
 Fiddling with sweet Juliet in the sack


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: fun, funny, funny love, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly,

Monkey Business

Once a wise monkey named Stan
Dreamt of becoming a man.
So to fool all the rest
Taped a note to his chest,
My wife use to date Tarzan.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Monkey See Monkey Dew

When men are getting off their rocks
They seldom think of monkeypox
In the vaccine queue
All eyes are on you
So keep in mind that money talks


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Spread Out

Trump Spread Out

Trump would some spread out like a  sparrow;
Then he had covered it up with his  sombrero;
Found on file;
Monkey  trial;
Does believe he is related to Clarence Darrow.

Jim Horn