Limerick Poems About Monkey | Monkey Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Monkey see Monkey do

I’m a monkey who lived all alone So of I went and got me a clone He looks just like me Moved into my tree And now he wants a clone of his own

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Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!


Poem Details | by Abe Lopez |
Categories: animals

Fear the Monkey

Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a tipsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

If You Don't Have Rabies



What does it take to win over the ladies Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes You can be a bit chunky Or resemble a monkey You'll win but only if you don't have rabies © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Things Ain't Right in OZ

In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
 - Monkey things
 - with flyin’ wings;
And. the water’s bad – ask the witch!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly, tree,

A Day in the Jungle

One hot day the jungle's last hope
Was swinging from trees on a rope.
When a monkey plotted a joke
Hauling up water which to soak,
To lather vines with globs of soap.


Poem Details | by Skylee Jones |
Categories: children, funny,

Andy got no Candy

Andy dressed up in a costume
to do tricks for his treats.
He stept outside and tripped,
on the tail of his monkey suit.
The kids laughed and pointed.
Poor Andy ran away ,
no candy in hand.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Secret Deal


Once there was a dame called Rose Mary”the charter”
“Man with a monkey face, elastic arm” her character
Iron man, He Man, Superman, 
Spider man, are great power men
Bloody patent this character, for trillion dollars sure! 


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey

Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey

(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: animals,

Zoo

I once saw a monkey at a zoo,
He was swinging, as apes often do.
He replied, when I laughed,
And he made me look daft:
‘Sure hope I don’t evolve into you.’


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Evolution

We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you

For the Zoo contest


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,

Monkey Puzzle

Monkey Puzzle

Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees


Poem Details | by Anthony Beck |
Categories: internet, satire,

Twunkies

Twitter is an addiction
A serious affliction
Like heroin, meth, or crack
With this monkey on one's back
Lost between fact and fiction


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”


John GLawless
8/25/2017



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Monkey See



My formula for living has always been Be happy, start each day with a great big grin Easy pill to swallow Others will follow Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

If You Don't Have Rabies



What does it take to win over the ladies Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes You can be a bit chunky Or resemble a monkey You'll win but only if you don't have rabies


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: boy, child, childhood, children, life,

Young and Stubborn

Too industrious to listen and reflect
his curiosity needs to genuflect
always in a mess
his monkey business
map of life he’s not ready to collect.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: writing,

Running Outta Gas



Used to be this high octane poet Running outta gas, my poems sure show it Need a fillup Injection up my butt Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: anxiety, celebration, character, silly,

WHAT YOU GONNA DO

If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?

1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

FUNKY

She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.


Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: animal, anxiety, fear, humorous, irony, murder, nature,

The Hunter and The Monkey

There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay

While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight

Now the hunter became the prey!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: fun, funny, funny love, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly,

Monkey Business

A wise chimpanzee named Stan
Dreamt of becoming a man.
So to fool all the rest
Taped a note to his chest,
My wife once dated Tarzan.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Spread Out

Trump Spread Out

Trump would some spread out like a  sparrow;
Then he had covered it up with his  sombrero;
Found on file;
Monkey  trial;
Does believe he is related to Clarence Darrow.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: endurance,

Running Outta Gas



Used to be this high octane poet Running outta gas, my poems sure show it Need a fillup Injection up my butt Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”