Written by
Margaret Foster
Categories:
funny,
Monkey See Monkey Do
I’m a monkey who lived all alone
So of I went and got me a clone
He looks just like me
Moved into my tree
And now he wants a clone of his own
Written by
Lawrence Ingle
Categories:
funny, natural disasters, pets
Monkey Poo
Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!
Written by
Abe Lopez
Categories:
animals
Fear the Monkey
Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor,
Limerick: Once a Tipsy Toddy-Tapper Took Wench
Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
If You Don'T Have Rabies
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Things Ain'T Right In Oz
In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
- Monkey things
- with flyin’ wings;
And. the water’s bad – ask the witch!
Written by
Skylee Jones
Categories:
children, funny,
Andy Got No Candy
Andy dressed up in a costume
to do tricks for his treats.
He stept outside and tripped,
on the tail of his monkey suit.
The kids laughed and pointed.
Poor Andy ran away ,
no candy in hand.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Secret Deal
Once there was a dame called Rose Mary”the charter”
“Man with a monkey face, elastic arm” her character
Iron man, He Man, Superman,
Spider man, are great power men
Bloody patent this character, for trillion dollars sure!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Evolution
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you
For the Zoo contest
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
internet, satire,
Twunkies
Twitter is an addiction
A serious affliction
Like heroin, meth, or crack
With this monkey on one's back
Lost between fact and fiction
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Monkey Business
Monkey Business
The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”
John GLawless
8/25/2017
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Lord From the Kingdom of Dunkey
Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey
(c) TWignesan - Paris, 2012
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
animals,
Zoo
I once saw a monkey at a zoo,
He was swinging, as apes often do.
He replied, when I laughed,
And he made me look daft:
‘Sure hope I don’t evolve into you.’
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,
Monkey Puzzle
Monkey Puzzle
Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly,
monkey business
once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Monkey See
My formula for living has always been
Be happy, start each day with a great big grin
Easy pill to swallow
Others will follow
Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
If You Don'T Have Rabies
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
writing,
Running Outta Gas
Used to be this high octane poet
Running outta gas, my poems sure show it
Need a fillup
Injection up my butt
Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, music, romantic love,
Monkey Romeo
Yesterday I ran into a macaque
Who was playing a violin out back
Making music with his bow
A real monkey Romeo
Fiddling with sweet Juliet in the sack
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Funky
She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Monkey See Monkey Dew
When men are getting off their rocks
They seldom think of monkeypox
In the vaccine queue
All eyes are on you
So keep in mind that money talks
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
boy, child, childhood, children, life,
Young and Stubborn
Too industrious to listen and reflect
his curiosity needs to genuflect
always in a mess
his monkey business
map of life he’s not ready to collect.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
anxiety, celebration, character, silly,
What You Gonna Do
If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?
1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Written by
Christine Watts
Categories:
animal,
Holiday Limericks
In Bali while on holiday
A visit from a small monkey
He grabbed my biscuit bag
This naughty scallywag
Then ate them all and ran away
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Spread Out
Trump Spread Out
Trump would some spread out like a sparrow;
Then he had covered it up with his sombrero;
Found on file;
Monkey trial;
Does believe he is related to Clarence Darrow.
Jim Horn