Limerick Poems About Molly | Molly Limerick Poems
Written by Russell Sivey
Categories: funny, humorous,

Molly

Today I feel quite good and jolly
I met a woman, her name’s Molly
I asked her out
But got a shout
She’s a man, that was a small folly

Russell Sivey


Written by Dawn Gordon
Categories: philosophy

Molly Maiding and Cruising

Molly maiding and cruising outside, Responsibilities still abide, Write a poem here and there on the run, Slip a post in for a little fun, Productive day I can view with pride



Written by Daniel Beus
Categories: baby, best friend, drug, grandfather,

Golly - a Limerick

After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.

Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: animal, humor,

Dine And Dash-Vegan Entree

I ordered my whole gourmet restaurant staff to serve my pals Molly and Max Giraffe I humbly have to admit the vegan meal was a hit The tall order sparked a jaffy good laugh


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Social Distancing

Men always remember Molly
The girl with the lethal brolly
Get near her skirt
Or try to flirt
And its back to Hello Dolly!



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

Molly

Molly is our precious little pussy cat Couldn't find where this sweetie was at Till we heard a tiny cry She was always very shy Finally found her stuck under my top hat


Written by Randy Freie
Categories: humorous,

When the Bough Breaks

What's going on with Mike and Molly

They built their house in boughs of holly

But when Christmas arrived 

And no holly survived 

We called it Mike and Molly's folly


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Red Grasshopper of New Zealand

New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper


Written by Oliver Mckeithan
Categories: humorous,

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there was a young cad named O’Byrne
who dallied with the lasses and then spurned
till one day he tangled with Molly
who wouldn’t put up with such folly
and poor ole O’Byrne got burned


Written by Oliver Mckeithan
Categories: humorous,

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there once was an old man named Bill
who liked to brag about his stamina to women for a thrill
one night it was said
with Molly he was limp in bed
Bill said I must have gotten a generic blue pill