Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Molly
Today I feel quite good and jolly
I met a woman, her name’s Molly
I asked her out
But got a shout
She’s a man, that was a small folly
Russell Sivey
Written by
Dawn Gordon
Categories:
philosophy
Molly Maiding and Cruising
Molly maiding and cruising outside,
Responsibilities still abide,
Write a poem here and there on the run,
Slip a post in for a little fun,
Productive day I can view with pride
Written by
Daniel Beus
Categories:
baby, best friend, drug, grandfather,
Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.
Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, humor,
Dine And Dash-Vegan Entree
I ordered my whole gourmet restaurant staff
to serve my pals Molly and Max Giraffe
I humbly have to admit
the vegan meal was a hit
The tall order sparked a jaffy good laugh
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Social Distancing
Men always remember Molly
The girl with the lethal brolly
Get near her skirt
Or try to flirt
And its back to Hello Dolly!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pets,
Molly
Molly is our precious little pussy cat
Couldn't find where this sweetie was at
Till we heard a tiny cry
She was always very shy
Finally found her stuck under my top hat
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
When the Bough Breaks
What's going on with Mike and Molly
They built their house in boughs of holly
But when Christmas arrived
And no holly survived
We called it Mike and Molly's folly
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Red Grasshopper of New Zealand
New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
Untitled
there was a young cad named O’Byrne
who dallied with the lasses and then spurned
till one day he tangled with Molly
who wouldn’t put up with such folly
and poor ole O’Byrne got burned
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
Untitled
there once was an old man named Bill
who liked to brag about his stamina to women for a thrill
one night it was said
with Molly he was limp in bed
Bill said I must have gotten a generic blue pill