Today I feel quite good and jolly
I met a woman, her name’s Molly
I asked her out
But got a shout
She’s a man, that was a small folly
Molly maiding and cruising outside,
Responsibilities still abide,
Write a poem here and there on the run,
Slip a post in for a little fun,
Productive day I can view with pride
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.
Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"
Men always remember Molly
The girl with the lethal brolly
Get near her skirt
Or try to flirt
And its back to Hello Dolly!
Molly is our precious little pussy cat
Couldn't find where this sweetie was at
Till we heard a tiny cry
She was always very shy
Finally found her stuck under my top hat
New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper