Limerick Poems About Missing_You | Missing_You Limerick Poems

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: funny, missing you, poets, word play,

A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom

There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
  Lately, no funny new lims
  Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO 
His computer's been infected with ROM!

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Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: death, dedication, family, loss, missing you,

Boo

Once came along sisters entity
Sound like runaway trains fifth degree
Across trailers tin roof
Dogs started howl and woof
When seen spirit pants I did pee

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Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: missing you,

Blabbermouth

Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker

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Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: appreciation, betrayal, lost love, missing you,

Youngman From New England

YOUNGMAN FROM NEW ENGLAND


There was a young...man from New England
so excited visiting his cousin
he was single and lonely
his lost love left for Finland
she left him at the park so cold hearten
  


  For Contest: Tradition Limerick
  Sponsored by: Viv Wigley

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