Limerick Poems About Mink | Mink Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Brian Johnston |
Categories: humorous,

Mildly Amusing Limerick 5

A first internet date with a stranger, 
Proved to be a flirtation with danger, 
Said the girl to her shrink, 
As her hand stroked her mink, 
‘I guess I wasn't born in a manger!' 

Brian Johnston
August 24, 2014

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Poem Details | by Michael Quinn |
Categories: humorous,

Blink and Wink -1- Prioritising

Blink and Wink, were both wearing mink
On a lofty boat that was about to sink
Oh no they said
We’re going to be dead
We better hurry up and finish our drink 


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,


Flora bought a new fur coat
It was made from stoat
She craved for a mink
And was wise enough to think
That possibility remote