Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals, funny
The Sailors' Mermaid
The Sailors' Mermaid
There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Poetic Form Limerick
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
humorous, vacation,
Down Time
Seems Santa is off to Key West,
exhausted, in need of a rest.
Break from insanity,
visiting manatee.
(His wife’s kin, as he likes to jest.)
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for the A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin
written 12/21/22
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
animal,
Florida Man-Atee
DeSantis is losing the fight;
he’s firing the zookeep tonight.
It’s shifting to blue
at the genderqueer zoo...
The manatees ain’t acting right.
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Yeah, just google it - 'manatee dies from sex'