Limerick Poems About Manatee | Manatee Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals, funny

The Sailors' Mermaid

The Sailors' Mermaid

There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

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Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: humorous, vacation,

Down Time

Seems Santa is off to Key West, exhausted, in need of a rest. Break from insanity, visiting manatee. (His wife’s kin, as he likes to jest.) ————— for the A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin written 12/21/22

Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: animal,

Florida Man-Atee

DeSantis is losing the fight;
he’s firing the zookeep tonight.
It’s shifting to blue
at the genderqueer zoo...
The manatees ain’t acting right.


Yeah, just google it - 'manatee dies from sex'