Limerick Poems About Mallard | Mallard Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humorous,

What the Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out of the Woods

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks 
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" 
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear" 
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks 

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: nature,

For the Birds

A rather randy mallard duck
Was causing all the hens to cluck
Around about dawn
Along came a swan
With a bigger bang for the buck