Poem Details | by
Phyllis Babcock |
Categories:
funny,
A girl once won a lottery ticket
She cashed it in at the wicket
Shared it with her spouse
Who turned out to be a louse
Spent all the wicked lottery ticket.
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Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday
Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!
This didn't please his spouse
And she warned the old louse
He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
new year,
The New Year's celebrations are over
Back to business as usual, regain our composure
No more acting like a louse
Being obnoxious around the house
No more excuses for acting like our dog Rover
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
christmas,
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, brother, cat, giggle, home, humor, mom,
my brother was such a louse
the tricks he played with a mouse
moms dish collection
and cat connection
got him thrown out of the house.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday,
Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!
This didn't please his spouse,
And she warned the old louse,
He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!
Entry for Viv Wigley's "Traditional Limerick" Contest
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Trump went to church to prey today
The Collection Plate passed his way
Quick as an elf
He helped himself
"Only a fool gives cash away!"
So many people sit and grouse
Our POTUS is a lowlife louse
Let Trump emote!
Get out and vote!
"Trump goes potty at The White House!"
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!
Poem Details | by
Mahtab Bangalee |
Categories:
funny,
Combing bald; thorny teeth direct the louse
On the table moves in time long tail mouse
Anti dandruff calls me
Wig cut by mice fatty
“No need shampoo” remind the webcam shows
-December 23, 2018 Chattogram
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 21
'Schiessy' a German pine marten,
Was creeping around in the 'garten',
His partner, called Klaus
Shouted "Don't be a louse!
Just cut out zat coughing und fartin'!"
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
If you have a cat in your house
And you also have a mouse
The mouse wouldn't stand a chance
Of living, when that wily cat pranced
Because this cat was a louse.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
If I don't get to heaven, hope I'm close
Try hard to be a good, at times I'm a louse
Not always sweet
Sometimes a geek
At times my intentions are far too grandiose