Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once An Airman Who Couldn'T Stand His Wife
Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013.
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
funny,
Lottery Win
A girl once won a lottery ticket
She cashed it in at the wicket
Shared it with her spouse
Who turned out to be a louse
Spent all the wicked lottery ticket.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Mister Hugaday
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday
Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!
This didn't please his spouse
And she warned the old louse
He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Ghost Lady
A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
new year,
Obnoxious
The New Year's celebrations are over
Back to business as usual, regain our composure
No more acting like a louse
Being obnoxious around the house
No more excuses for acting like our dog Rover
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, brother, cat, giggle, home, humor, mom,
homeless
my brother was such a louse
the tricks he played with a mouse
moms dish collection
and cat connection
got him thrown out of the house.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
christmas,
Twas the Week Before Christmas
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Mister Hugaday
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday,
Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!
This didn't please his spouse,
And she warned the old louse,
He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!
Entry for Viv Wigley's "Traditional Limerick" Contest
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Dump Trump Ii
Trump went to church to prey today
The Collection Plate passed his way
Quick as an elf
He helped himself
"Only a fool gives cash away!"
So many people sit and grouse
Our POTUS is a lowlife louse
Let Trump emote!
Get out and vote!
"Trump goes potty at The White House!"
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Lousy
On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!
Written by
Mahtab Bangalee
Categories:
funny,
Webcam Shows
Combing bald; thorny teeth direct the louse
On the table moves in time long tail mouse
Anti dandruff calls me
Wig cut by mice fatty
“No need shampoo” remind the webcam shows
-December 23, 2018 Chattogram
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 21
Wildlife 21
'Schiessy' a German pine marten,
Was creeping around in the 'garten',
His partner, called Klaus
Shouted "Don't be a louse!
Just cut out zat coughing und fartin'!"
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
A Lousy Limerick
If you have a cat in your house
And you also have a mouse
The mouse wouldn't stand a chance
Of living, when that wily cat pranced
Because this cat was a louse.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Hope I'M Close
If I don't get to heaven, hope I'm close
Try hard to be a good, at times I'm a louse
Not always sweet
Sometimes a geek
At times my intentions are far too grandiose